Air: So what's up?

Nightflyer: The opposite of down.

Hosts:......

Nightflyer: Okay, I'll stop. 

Joy: And POLICE WEEK OFFICIALLY STARTS ON MONDAY, SO Y'ALL BETTER CELEBRATE!

Air: We're wrapping black and blue ribbons around the scavenger author's school.

Rainkeeper: Did you guys get permission to do that?

Joy: Since when do we need permission to do anything?

Rainkeeper: Since laws were a thing....?

Joy: LAWS DON'T APPLY TO DRAGONS.

*players appear*

Moon: Hey Air?

Air: Yeah?

Moon: I HATE YOU.

Nightflyer: *slaps her*

Winter/Qibli: *simultaneously slap Nightflyer*

Moon: WHY WOULD MAKE US READ-

Air: BECAUSE, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

Umber: Today in the garden I followed a honeybee.

Kinkajou: JMA gives too much homework, and I don't have enough time to balance that, my fanfiction, and my boyfriend.

Turtle: I'm okay if you need to do your homewor-

Kinkajou: NOPE! Homework is the lest important, so GOODBYE!

Turtle: But-

Kinkajou: THE DECISION HAS BEEN MADE, TURTLE.

Carnelian: Someone needs to STOP me from playing the same two songs from A Star is Born on repeat. I CAN'T STOP, AND I NEED TO.

Winter: What cruel and unusual punishment are we doing today?

Qibli: See, No Cruel and Unusual punishments is in the constitution, so by forcing us to do these dares, you are breaking our rights and I must have you arrested.

Kelp: Uh huh, well, England doesn't have that rule.

Nightflyer: They have "No one shall be subjected to torture or inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment" which is worse for us, soooo

Joy: Well PYRRHIA HAS NO LAWS OR CONSTITUTION OR WHATEVER, SO WE DO WHAT WE WANT AND I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE DARE SO THERE.

Carnelian: Fair enough.

Turtle: What is it today?

Seashell: Winter and Qibli need to sing Two Player Game from Be More Chill.

Qibli: Well that'll be easy for Winter, you know, because he's already pretty CHILL.

Winter:...... I hate you.

Qibli: Might be a bit difficult for me to be more chill since I'm already so HOT.

Winter: I hate you so much.

Qibli: But at least you don't have to get Peril to chill because that girl is literally on FIRE.

Winter: Why are you like this?

Qibli: I think the better question is why AREN'T you like this?

Kelp: Just sing the song.

Winter: Yeah, yeah.

Joy: Winter is Jeremy and Qibli is Michael.

Air: Michael?

Nightflyer: Uh oh.

Air: MICHAEL!!!!

Nightflyer: No, we got rid of him, rememb-

Air: MICHAEL GET OUT OF THE MICHIFER SEX CAGE AND COME CLEAN UP CHUCK'S MESS FOR US PLLEAAAASSSEEEEEEE! I'LL EVEN LET YOU BRING LUCI!!!!

Nightflyer: Oh....Okay....

Joy: Did she just say Michifer sex cage?

Rainkeeper: Yes. Yes she did.

Joy: See this is why we're friends with her.

Rainkeeper: No, this is why YOU'RE friends with her. I'M friends with her because she's a good artist.

Nightflyer: She has a lot of good traits.

Kelp: *hits play on the boombox*

Qibli: APOCALYPSE OF THE DAMNED! 

Winter: LEVEL 9!

Qibli/Winter: THE CAFITORIUM!!!
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
Then move on forward with
your friend at your side.

It's a two-player game, so
when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother
gonna have your back.
Then you stay on track,
and I remain on course.
If they give you a smack,
you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your
brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's an effed up world,
and it's a two-player game, hey!

Qibli: Dude you are cooler than
a vintage cassette.
It's just that no one else
but me thinks that yet.
You're just a nothing in
this high school scheme,
But it's no big cause
you and I are a team.
We like out of print games, retro
skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo.
Nobody here appreciates, but soon
we'll be together where they do.
Cause guys like us are cool in
college, cool in college, yes I know.
Guys like us are cool in college,
rule in college, listen, bro.
High school is hell, but
we navigate it well.
Cause what we do, is we
make it a two player game!

Winter/Qibli: ZOMBIE!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wha-!?
Aww..

Winter: As users we have fought
together for years.
Both Nintendo zombies
and our popular peers!
Now we're stuck on a level
and I wanna move on.

Just wait two years we're upon,
You'll realize guys like us are

Qibli/Winter:  coooooooool in college, cool in college, won't be lame.

Winter: Dude I know, I get it-

Qibli/Winter: Guys like us are cool in college,

Winter: But we're not in college,

Qibli: All the same. High school
is wack, but we have each
others' back. It's me and you,

Qibli/Winter: We make it a two player game.
AH-
OH-
ZOMBIE!

(Jeremy's dad) Hello?

Qibli/Winter: BLOOD!

(Jeremy's dad) Son?

Qibli/Winter: CLAWS!

(Jeremy's dad) JEREMY!

Qibli/Winter: Pause.

Winter: You know that you are my
favorite person, that doesn't
mean that I can't still dream.

Qibli: Is it really true, I'm your favowite pewson~?

Winter: Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team!
High school is shit, and you
gotta help me conquer it.
It's just what we do,

Qibli/Winter: We make it a two player game!
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
Then move on forward with
your friend at your side.
It's a two-player game, so
when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother
gonna have your back.
Then you stay on track,
and I remain on course.
If they give you a smack,
you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your
brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's an effed up world,
and it's a two-player game!
Two player game! Two
player game! Hey-ey-ey!

Carnelian:......

Carnelian: Is this the part where we tell them that dragons don't go to college and therefore they'll never be cool?

Umber: I think they already know that.

Moon: See why do I ship Qinter MORE now?

Qibli: Because we have such obvious chemistry.

Nightflyer: Speaking of chemistry-

Rainkeeper: NO.

Nightflyer: Oxygen went on a date with Pottasium the other date. It went OK.

Winter: I hate you all.

Joy: We know. The feeling is mutual.

Kelp: I don't think so.

Joy: Wait WHAT?

Kelp: If he REALLY hated us, why does he still talk to us?

Qibli: AYYYYYYY!

Winter: Because you're all INFURIATING AND YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THAT!

Kinkajou: He loves us, and we love him.

Qibli: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend.

Moon: And mine!

Qibli: Yeah no.

Moon: What-

Qibli: I just don't understand why you get to be the middle dragon in this. It should be me, and then Winter is my boyfriend and you're my girlfriend. Simple. None of this double boyfriend mess.

Moon: But.... But I like Winter too....

Winter: And Moon's cuter than you.

Qibli: *gasps*

Qibli: HOW DARE YOU.

Moon: Oh three moons, here we go again. *facetalons*

Nightflyer: I thought oxygen was dating Magnesium. OMg.

Rainkeeper: STOP.

Nightflyer: Actually oxygen asked Nitrogen out first, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Air: I thought Oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Rainkeeper: NOT YOU TOO.

Nightflyer: NaBrO

Rainkeeper: *flips table and leavs*