Seashell:...............

Air:.......................................

Nightflyer/Joy: *waiting*

Rainkeeper: *walks in*

Rainkeeper:......Uh, what's going on?

Joy: SSSSHHH!!! We're waiting to see who freaks out first.

Rainkeeper: Over what?

Nightflyer: Riverdale and Supernatural both just started their new seasons.

Rainkeeper: OH.

Air:..............

Air: *faceplants into the floor and lets out a long, pained scream*

Seashell: OH MY MOONS!!!!!!!

Air: *pained screaming grows louder*

Seashell: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Air: *snaps up*

Air: IT'S ONLY EPISODE ONE AND I'M ALREADY DYING!!!!!!!!

Seashell: I KNOW!!!!!!

Air: JUST JUST JUST- THIIIIISSSSS QUOTE!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *reads the quote because Air is too mentally unstable*

Nightflyer: "YOU lost a Winchester? And out of the two of them, you lost DEAN? I thought you two were joined at the.......everything."

Air: Season Fourteen, people. There's just not going to bother denying the DESTIEL!!!!!

Seashell: FOR THE LOVE OF JUGHEAD'S HAT, BETTY- QUIT THE ADDERALL!!!!!

Air: KILL DICHEAL!!!!! 

Joy: I've TRIED, it's just a bit more complicated then I thought. 

Air: MY SCAVENGER BABIES ARE SUFFERING!!!!!!

Nightflyer: They'll be okay, Air.

Air: BUT CAS IS SO LOVESICK AND HEARTBROKEN!!!!!

Nightflyer: I know. *hugs her*

Air: WHY MUST I WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK? WHY CAN'T EVERYDAY BE THURSDAY!?!?!?!?

Seashell: WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE EPISODE WITH BUGHEAD ANGST AND PAIN?!!?!?!?!?

Joy: Welcome to hell. I'm glad you've finally joined me.

*players appear*

Air: Umber, I need you to force the rainbow upon Jensen Ackles so that when Dick-ael dies and Dean has a sobbing reunion with Cas, they'll kiss.

Umber: *loads skittles gun*

Umber: You got it. Anybody else need a spray of the rainbow power?

Rainkeeper: Yeah, go hit John and Sherlock while you're at it. 

Umber: Done. *disappears*

All:............

Carnelian: He's a strange creature, that one.

Joy: ANYWAYS! We have a dare.

Nightflyer: Winter! It's your turn to play everyone;s favorite game!

Winter:........Light as a Feather, Stiff as a board?

Joy: No, that's gonna be closer to Halloween.

Winter:......Seven minutes in heaven?

Rainkeeper: Nope.

Winter:.......Spin the bottle?

Seashell: Not even close.

Air: ARE YOU READY TO PLAY,

Rainkeeper: DEAL, OR NO DEAL.

Moon: WAIT seriously?!?!!?

Joy: Nah, he's playing Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Nightflyer: Or Mary, Kiss, Kill, according to Air.

Air: Yes. Mary Winchester saw Destiel Kiss, and then they Kill Dick-ael.

Seashell: You're never going to say Michael again, are you?

Air: Depends on how the season ends, my dear.

Seashell: Very true, very true. Joy, Is Hiram Lodge on your murder list?

Joy: Yeah.

Seashell: Bump him up a few slots- he needs to die quicker.

Joy: *sighs* Then I guess killing Francis can wait til next week.

Joy: *shakes head* Deadpool's going to be SO disappointed.

Seashell:........Okay.

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS, Winter! Kiss marry kill- Blister, Blaze, and Burn?

Winter: Oh dear moons no.

Kinkajou: Ew. On every level, EW.

Winter:.....Kill B- Wait.......

Winter: Oh, BUT THEY'RE ALL SO AWFUL!!!!!

Joy: Such is life.

Winter: Okay. Okay. I can do this.

Winter: Kill......Kiss......

Winter: Kill Burn. She's the most hideous.

Winter: And....*shudders* Kiss Blaze, Marry Blister.

All: *screams*

Moon: WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?

Kinkajou: NOOOOO!!!! KILL BLISTER, DON'T MARRY THAT WRETCHED VIPER!!!!

Carnelian: *busts out laughing*

Winter: What's so funny?

Carnelian: *still laughing*

Carnelian: YOU'RE MARRYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER'S MISTRESS, AND KISSING YOUR AUNT'S LOVER!!!!

Winter: *looks horrified*

Moon: I'm gonna throw up.

Qibli: That is SO GROSS

Moon: I am ACTUALLY going to throw up.

Winter: IT WAS THE ONLY CHOICE I HAD! 

Turtle: There could have been a better option!

Winter: NO THERE WASN'T!!!

Rainkeeper: Sometimes there won't be a right choice; just the best of several bad options.

Joy: That's completely true. Just look at the 2016 presidential election.

Seashell: Everyone settle down! Winter has made his choice, and he must follow through with it. *snaps talons*

*Blister, Blaze, and Burn appear*

Winter: Oh dear moons.

Air: Go on, Winnie da pooh.

Winter: Don't tell Glacier. *kisses Blaze*

Blaze: *shrieks*

Winter: *screams bloody murder and freaks out*

Blaze: NOBODY TELL MY EX-WIFE!!!!!......OR MY LOVERS!!!!

Nightflyer: *snorts* Okay Bianca.

Blaze: IT's BLAZE!

Nightflyer: Not to those that have read Othello.

Blaze: WTF is Othello?

Nightflyer:........Wow.

Winter: Next?

Rainkeeper: *puts colanders on Blister and Winter's heads*

Nightflyer: I now pronounce you the most disgusting couple since Moonstalker-

Moon: Wait WHAT?......OH EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

Nightflyer:......Winter, seal your death wish with a kiss.

Winter: *shidders and kisses Blister*

Blister: *slits his throat*

Blister: I AM THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN AND I WILL RETAKE MY THRONE AND-

*Gun shot*

Blister: *dies*

All: *looks at Joy*

Joy: .....*smiles*....Oops.

All:........

Nightflyer: Note that I don't actually believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster- It's just the simplest online class I could take to become a certified priest.

Rainkeeper: Did you know that as long as you're certified, you can technically say whatever you want at the wedding? It doesn't have to be the whole 'I do', 'kiss the bride' 'dearly beloved' thing.

Nightflyer:......So somebody's actual wedding could be a priest yelling "SUP PEEPS. YOU TWO WANNA BE CANON? WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE. I SHIP IT. YOU CAN KISS THE BRIDE."?

Rainkeeper: Yep.

Nightflyer:.........Air, let's get married.

Air: Kay. Can we go to Vancouver for our honeymoon?

Nightflyer: Is that so you can break into the set of Supernatural?

Air:......Maybe.

Nightflyer: *shrugs* Sure, why not.

Air: *hugs him* This is why I marry you.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

All: *appears in Scarlet's arena, where Winter is waiting*

Winter: So my wife just killed me....

Qibli: Congrats, Win, you're now married to three people!

Moon: Wow.

Joy: COMPLETE THE DAAAARE.

Winter: *kills Burn*

Rainkeeper: Welp, dare done.

Air: Excellent. NOW,

Seashell: Gonna go rewatch episode seventeen times until episode two airs?

Air: HELL YES! *high fives Seashell*