Nightflyer: *holds up a talon* One moment please.

Nightflyer: *faceplants into the floor*

Air: Midterms?

Nightflyer: *groans*

Air: Midterms.

*players appear*

Air: HIIIIIII!!!!

Nightflyer: WHHHHHYYYYYYY

Glory: Wait where's Joy?

Rainkeeper: Azkaban.

Starflight: WHY?

Rainkeeper: Reasons.

Glory: *facetalons*

Deathbringer: 3.....2.....

Joy: *bursts in the room*

Joy: Hi! 

Deathbringer: Called it.

Rainkeeper: HOW THE-

Joy: Sirius gave me his escape route.

Nightflyer: *pauses in midterm eternal torture*

Nightflyer: Did somebody say Sirius?

Joy: Yes.

Nightflyer: Sirius BLACK?

Joy: Yes.

Nightflyer: SIRIUS BLACK AND REMUS LUPIN?

Joy: No,

Nightflyer: WOLFSTAR??????

Joy: That's not cannon-

Nightflyer: FREAK YEAH IT IS!!!

Rainkeeper: But what about Tonks-

Nightflyer: TONKS WAS HIS WAY OF MOVING ON. WOLFSTAR ALL THE WAY.

Air: Nightflyer, we totally need to draw some gay fanart when this is over.

Nightflyer: SOLD.

Carnelian: So, what's our daily torture for today?

Hosts: *laughs*

Rainkeeper: For once, we're not torturing any of you.

Players:.........

Clay: See you say that, but I just don't think it's true anymore.

Umber: Why would we be here if we weren't getting tortured?

Joy: Because we need Qibli, Winter, and Moon to have a three way makeout session in front of Secretkeeper.

Moon: Sweet!.....Wait...... *looks terrified* OH FREAKING HELL NO THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPE-

Qibli: I'M IN!

Winter: ME TOO!

Winter: Wait, how does a three way makeout session work?

Qibli: DON'T CARE, I'M IN.

Rainkeeper: We also need Riptide and Tsunami to make out in front of Coral.

Riptide: Um.....No.

Tsunami: Yeah no.

Seashell: Why not?

Riptide: Because I value my life.

Tsunami: Because I value his life.

Air: Don't worry. Coral's not allowed to do anything.

Tsunami: Uh huh.

Nightflyer: No, seriously, it says it right here. Quote: "I dare coral to sit and watch tsunami and riptide make out and not do anything"

Air: End quote from lemonlover343.

Joy: .....Well that's an ironic name for the occasion.

Rainkeeper: Joy no.

Joy: SPEAKING OF JOY NO,

Rainkeeper: Joy no.

Joy: SEVERAL DRAGONS HAVE SUGGESTED THAT KELP BECOME A PERMANENT HOST!

Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.

Joy: JOY YES. SOMEBODY SAID THEY'D START A PETITION IF WE DIDN'T LET HIM, AND I KINDA WANNA SEE HOW MANY NAMES THAT GETS!

Nightflyer: Probably more then the Starflight Sight Petition.

Air: True.

Rainkeeper: Kelp will not be a host!

Joy: WHY.

Rainkeeper: Because we already have our host couple! Airflyer! Jelp just takes over everything!

Joy:.......I don't see the problem.

Air: Me neither.

Nightflyer: It might give us more couple related dares, who knows.

Seashell: Please, don't give more dares. We have so many I've lost count, and complete control. It's just whatever email I click on now.

Joy: Wings of Fire is going to end, be translated into sixteen languages, and turned into a full movie series with a TV show spin off about JMA before we finish all the dares we have to do.

Nightflyer: And we're okay with that.

Seashell: LaurenABlack's family legacy- JUST KEEP WRITING TRUTH OR DARES.

Air: It's the family business.

Air: Writing dares, Making references, the family business.

Joy: Giffing things. Hijacking posts. The family business.

Nightflyer: Herding cattle. Milking things. The family business.

Seashell: Sitting on people, chasing things. The family business.

Rainkeeper: Casting people. Filming scenes. The family business.

Joy: Okay this needs to stop- dragons need to make out now.

Moon: Oh dear moons- can I at least warn my mother that-

Seashell: Nope.

Tsunami: So let me get this straight. My mother is going to watch me and Riptide make out, and she can't do ANYTHING to stop it?

Joy: That's right.

Tsunami: LITERALLY NOTHING.

Nightflyer: Literally nothing.

Tsunami: YES! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Joy: LET'S GO. LET'S GO- IF YOU WANT IT, YOU GET IT LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW ABOUT TO BREAK IT STRAIGHT UP, LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Rainkeeper: Dear moons, we've got a song for everything.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Coral and Secretkeeper appear*

Coral: *tied to a chair in a locked box*

Riptide: Oh, this is gonna be good. *taps the box*

Riptide: Hi Coral!!!

Coral: *glares at him*

Riptide: Can't get now!

Coral: When I get out of here-

Riptide: Hey Coral, check this out!

Coral: Wait-what-what are you doing-

Riptide: *kisses Tsunami*

Coral: *screams*

Coral: TSUNAMI YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT-

Tsunami: *kisses him back*

Coral: *screams louder*

Meanwhile......

Moon: *sighs*

Moon: How.....how is this even gonna work?

Qibli: I dunno. I just figured we'd all pick someone to kiss.

Winter: I pick Moon.

Moon: I pick Qibli.

Qibli: I pick both of you.

Winter/Moon: *facetalons*

Moon: And this is why Qinterwatcher is a thing.

Qibli: No, it's a thing because Winter is totally gay for me, but he hides it by pretending to like you. I just openly admit to liking you both, and he doesn't like that. You just think we're both totally in love with you and can't decide because we're both super hot and either way, it's a very taboo relationship.

Moon:.....Why do I feel like a Twilight book?

Joy: *silently loads flamethrower*

Joy: *sets Moon on fire*

Moon: *screams*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Moon comes back to life*

Moon: JOY WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

Joy: We do not speak of that series. 

Nightflyer: It would disgrace the great Robert Pattinson.

Air: NOW DO THE DARE!

Secretkeeper: I'm sorry, I'm confused- why am I he-

Qibli/Winter/Moon: *somehow have a three way make out session*

Secretkeeper: *screams in horror*

Joy: Ah, don't you just love traumatizing people?

Seashell: You kinda have to in order to do his job.

Joy: Exactly. This is my dream job.

Air: MY dream job is writing fanfiction for a living.

Nightflyer: Why can't Wattpad be like YouTube? Get enough followers and they start paying you.

Rainkeeper:.......That is a great question.

Seashell: You know what else is a great question, especially for our readers?

Air: What?

Seashell: What is your worst or funniest experience related to school or a test at school?

Joy: One time, I set a scroll saw on fire.

Rainkeeper:.....HOW-

Joy: It was by accident!