Nightflyer: I....I don't know if I can watch this dare.

Joy: Well, you're going to have to.

Nightflyer: But.....BUT-

Rainkeeper: No buts.

Nightflyer: BUT YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE MY LITTLE SUNSET!

Joy: Too bad.

Air: Hey guys! Wazzup?

Seashell: Oh, nothing.

Air: What dare are we doing today?

Joy: Oh just some singing.

Air: Okay!

*players appear*

Nightflyer: I can't believe how easily you lied to her.

Joy: It's pretty easy.

Rainkeeper: Alright everyone. Prepare to go to hell.

Tsunami: Done.

Deathbringer: Totally done.

Peril: I did that years ago.

Fatespeaker: One sec...........Okay, ready.

Seashell: Okay, DARE TIME.

Starflight: Hey Air, I heard the writers of Supernatural went on strike.

Air: Okay, that just means we'll have a shorter season again, like season 3.

Starflight:.....I heard they all quit.

Air: Then the fandom will write the show.

Starflight:......I heard every Supernatural fanfiction in the world died.

Air: Good, then no one can suffer the pain of T and S anymore.

Starflight:........I lose! NEXT?

Fatespeaker: Misha Collins died.

Air: WHAT?!?!?! NO!!!!! HE COULDN'T HAVE!!!!

Fatespeaker: Yeah, he got killed by some dude named Virgil.

Air: Oooooooh, that was the French Mistake episode! Misha's fine.

Fatespeaker:.....No, seriously, he's dead.

Air: Nah, he just posted something. His Mishamigos would know if he died.

Fatespeaker:.....FAIL! NEXT!

Sunny: *starts crying*

Air: What's wrong?

Sunny: I just realized that the only ship SPN had a chance of sailing was Sabriel, and that can't happen anymore because Gabriel's dead, and Destiel will NEVER be canon because Jensen Ackles is too big a jerk about it!

Air: I KNOW IT'S AWFUL!!!!!! *Starts crying*

Joy: Current winner, Sunny. 

*five minutes of crying later*

Clay: Air, there's no more popcorn left in the world.

Air: What? How?

Clay: Because cows ate all the popcorn, and I ate all the cows. So now there's no more popcorn, and no more cows to eat it.

Air: Oh, Clay, I'm so sorry. I know how much you love cows.

Clay: It gets worse. The last cow slipped out of my talons, and it accidentally fell through all of space and time and killed your children.

Air: WHAT!?!?!!

Clay: Yeaaaah. That definitely happened. *starts eating chicken and walks away*

Air: *shook*

Air: Okay then.....What just happened?

Nightflyer:.....I can't explain that one.

Air: Okay.

Peril: Hey Air! Funny story-

All: What did you do?

Peril:.......Thanks guys.

Peril: Anyways, so I went to the Supernatural set to find something I could give you as a surprise gift, AND-

Air: *gasps*

Peril:.....I accidentally set something on fire and now the whole cast is dead.....

Air:.......*starts crying*

Peril: Yeah.....Sorry bout that.... *slowly backs away*

*half an hour later*

Air: *wipes away the last of her tears*

Riptide: You can't ever go to the scavenger world, and you're going to die.

Air:............*lower lip trembles*

Tsunami: Oh, and you have to live the rest of your life knowing that  Supernatural is going to end one day, and you'll never know which season is the last one.

Air: *starts crying uncontrollably*

Deathbringer: Hey Air?

Air: Yeah?

Deathbringer: So, I completed my goal!

Air: What goal?

Deathbringer: Oh, I went on a mission, and killed every adorable animal in the entire world.

Air:.......

Deathbringer: Including kittens.

Air: *starts bawling*

Glory: Oh, I can top that.

Deathbringer: Good luck.

Glory: Hey Air, wanna hear a song?

Air: Okay.

Glory: Wise men say only fools rush in, 

Air: NO.

Glory: But I can't help falling in love with you. Shall I stay? Would it be a sin, If I can't help falling in love with you? Like a river flows surely to the sea, Darling so it goes, Some things are meant to be

Air: nO MOONS NO.

Glory: Take my hand, take my whole life too, For I can't help falling in love with you. Like a river flows surely to the sea, Darling so it goes, Some things are meant to be, Take my hand, take my whole life too 

Air: OH THREE MOONS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Glory: For I can't help falling in love with you

Air: *bawling her eyes out*

Glory: For I can't help falling in love with you

Air: YOU ARE A WICKED, WICKED CREATURE!!!!

Clay: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS DARE!?!?!?!

Joy: To see who can make Air cry the hardest.

Nightflyer: Evil. Evil dare.

Seashell: Well, from our tally, it looks like Glory wi-

Nightflyer: Now HOLD ON A MINUTE!

Joy:.......What?

Rainkeeper: You never said we could do the dare.

Seashell: So......

Nightflyer: You're going to force everyone to torture the love of my life, then fine.

Nightflyer:.......But I'm not turning down a game when I know I'll win.

Joy: Excuse me?

Nightflyer: Joy, this is like locking you in a room full of your enemies and expecting you to NOT kill them.

Joy:.....Carry on.

Nightflyer: Hey, Air, watch this video!

Air: Okay!

Nightflyer: Oh, by the way I'm breaking up with you.

Air: WHAT?!?!?

*video starts playing*

*Cas and Dean appear on screen, yelling and hating each other*

Air: But- But they-

*news interrupts the video*

Newscaster: Breaking news! It seems that the hit show Supernatural, AND Comic-con are both calling it quits, and they will NEVER happen again.

*video ends*

Air:...............

Air: *breaks down and cries her heart out*

Rainkeeper: Okay, dare over.

Seashell: Nightflyer wins.

Nightflyer: Oh thank the stars it's done. 

Nightflyer: *protectively hugs Air*

Nightflyer: It's okay, sunset, it was just a dare.

Air: MY TEARS AREN'T A DARE!

Nightflyer: I know, I'm so sorry.

Clay: Air, I have fourteen different flavors of ice cream- which one are you eating first?

Air: *sniffles*

Nightflyer: How about we go home and watch Destiel compilations on youtube while wrapped in fluffy blankets and sunshine?

Air: *nods*

Clay: I'll bring ice cream and a litter of adorable puppies.

Air: I'd like that.

Nightflyer: Good! Then that's just what we'll do.  

Air: Can you read child Destiel fanfics to me? They're always adorable.

Nightflyer: Air, I'll read you all the fanfiction you want until you're happy again.

Air: Yay! 

Clay: There we go.

Joy: Welp, Air's emotional trauma instantly solved. 

Rainkeeper: *drops to the floor and screeches*

Joy: What's wrong with you?

Rainkeeper: AIRFLYER!!!!!!!!