Air: *is curled up in a small ball on the floor*

Air: *whimpers*

Kelp:......Is she okay?

Joy: Yeah, she'll be fine.

Nightflyer: *gives Air a cup of hot chocolate*

Nightflyer: We do this every week, she'll recover.

Kelp: What happened?

Joy: Supernatural had a new episode.

Nightflyer: It was a particularly emotionally traumatizing one.

Kelp: Oh.

Joy: You'll get used to it after awhile.

Rainkeeper: Just don't badmouth the gay angels and you'll be fine.

Kelp:....There are gay angels?

Joy:...........

Joy: You're in for a rude awakening, buddy.

*players appear*

Kinkajou: Hi!

Carnelian: Why.

Air: UMBER!

Umber: Wait, why. WHY am I being singled out, this is not good.

Moon: It was nice knowing ya, pal.

Winter: Good luck.

Seashell: I hereby grant you MAGIC POWERS! *snaps talons*

Umber:.........

Umber: Do I actually have magic powers?

Rainkeeper: No, but for the next three dares, you have the ability to make anyone gay.

Umber:......ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Nightflyer: Serious as people are about calling purple the color violet.

Air: Siriusly serious.

Kelp: Dead serious.

Joy: Dead Sirius. 

Kelp: Too far.

Nightflyer: Mofo, I will kill you.

Joy: I'd like to see you try.

Umber: OH MY MERTHUR, I CAN MAKE ANYONE GAY.

Winter:......SHIT.

Qibli: RUN.

Moon: *is already running*

Umber: *maniacally laughter*

Umber: *claps Carnelian on the shoulder*

Umber: Hey, Neil-ian. I need you to go be gay and find a pretty girlfriend, okay?

Carnelian: NO.

Umber: Yes. 

Carnelian: NEVER.

Umber: Just embrace the rainbow, okay sweetheart?

Carnelian:.........Dammit, his stupid powers work.

Kinkajou: Are we sure about that?

Turtle: We should test it.

Moon: *shoves Qibli in front of Carnelian*

Moon: Do you find him cute?

Carnelian: No.

Moon: Do you find me cute?

Carnelian:.... A little.

Moon: Crap it works.

Winter: Carnelian, do yourself a favor, and DO NOT GET INVOLVED IN MOON'S LOVE LIFE.

Qibli: Three moons, if she does, we'll have a pentagram.

Air: Oh my gosh, you just gave me the answer on how to summon gay Satan.

Nightflyer: What?

Air: Don't question it. Umber! I need a favor!

Umber: Yes?

Air: *throws everyone from Supernatural at him*

Air: MAKE THEM GAY.

Umber: Okaaaaaaay.

Air: Except Jack. I want Jack to have a girlfriend, because I need to see Dean, Sam, and Cas try to offer him relationship advice.

Nightflyer: OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

Air: I KNOW.

Air: *grabs Dean Winchester*

Air: Make him more gay.

Umber: But he's already bi.

Air: Yeah, well judging by the ten seasons of subtext and eye sex we've got, that's not gay enough.

Umber: Okay. *snaps talons*

Dean:.....Nothing's different.

Umber: Exactly.

Umber: So, how long do these powers last?

Nightflyer: Three dares.

Seashell: Use them wisely.

Joy: *hands him a potato*

Joy: With great power, comes great responsibility.

Umber:......I'll be back....

Umber: *runs away*

Kinkajou: This isn't going to end well for Pyrrhia, is it?

Turtle: Nope.

Moon: I'm afraid.

Carnelian: You should be.

*Meanwhile, in the Rainforest*

Jambu:.....Do you hear something?

Mangrove: Yeah, what is that?

*noise gets louder*

Mangrove: Wait, listen, I think I can make out the words!

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow....

Jambu: What is that?

Or my favorite color is the rainbow....

Umber: *slams into the rainforest, wearing a pride flag cape*

Umber: MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY!!!!

Umber: *throws skittles*

Jambu/Mangrove: *screams*

Umber: AAAAND, *pokes Jambu* YOU'RE GAY!

Jambu: Wait what? Why? What is this? Mangrove! Help me!!!

Mangrove: *runs away*

Jambu: DAMMIT MANGROVE!

Meanwhile.....

Flame: *sees a button*

Flame: I wonder what this does.

Flame: *presses button*

Flame: Oh, I'm gay now.

Meanwhile.....

Umber: *parading around, singing and making everybody gay*

Seashell: I think we may have gone too far...

Joy: Nope.

Nightflyer: Not at all.

Air: Let him have his fun, and bring in your gay ships.

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: S'cuz me, I need to go find Seamus and Dean.

Seashell: BRB I gotta go visit a Southside Serpents meeting and kidnap some boys.

Rainkeeper: I think it's about time John and Sherlock got together.

Joy: I'll go get Arthur and Merlin.

Air: I'll go grab Jo. Once she's officially gay, I can set her up with Charlie.

Kelp:.......This game is so freaking weird.