Seashell: See, we used to have this whole system for working out what dare was gonna happen next so that everything was fair and all that jazz, but that's fallen apart.

Seashell: So I think from now on we're just gonna pick the dares like this.

Seashell: *unveils the wheel*

Seashell: *spins wheel*

Air: *grabs the dare*

Nightflyer: *reads the dare*

Nightflyer: And it looks like Riptide and Tsunami will be rapping Eminem today.

Seashell: The system works.

*players appear*

Starflight: HI, I'M NEARLY OUT OF COCAINE, GIVE ME MORE.

Joy: Three moons, dude, I gave you enough coke to impress Colombian drug dealers!

Rainkeeper: What-

Joy: Been bingeing Narcos on Netflix, sorry.

Sunny: How much longer do we have cocaine Starflight?

Fatespeaker: Yeah, I want my normal, sane boyfriend back. 

Starflight: Normal sane Starflight has left the building. Can I take a message?

Air:............

Air: *leaves*

Nightflyer: Air?

Air: DEAN'S NOT HOME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

Nightflyer: Oohhhhhh

Fatespeaker: Yes, leave a message. I WANT SANE STARFLIGHT BACK.

Starflight: I KILLED SANE STARFLIGHT.

Kelp: So in other news, we need Tsunami and Riptide to do a bit of rapping.

Clay: *screams* NOT TSUNAMI SINGING!!!

All: *screams in horror*

Tsunami:......gee, thanks.

Rainkeeper: Well, technically she doesn't have to sing. She could just talk very fast.

Glory: DO THAT, PLEASE.

Riptide: What song is it?

Joy: We were just told Eminem, sooooooo

Hosts:.........

Joy: I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE!

Air: STAN!

Rainkeeper: THE REAL SLIM SHADY!

Nightflyer: SING FOR THE MOMENT!

Kelp: JUST LOSE IT!

Seashell: NOT AFRAID!

Joy: As you can tell, Eminem is the one rapper we can stand.

Rainkeeper: Well, Love the way you lie is a duet, so that would work.

Nightflyer: Even though the meaning behind the song is completely AWFUL.

Joy: Nightflyer, look at 90% of all rap music. Most of it does not have a good meaning behind it.

ME: *randomly appears*

ME: Apologies to those who actually enjoy rap music, but I usually hate it, mainly because whenever somebody puts on music in my school, it's some degrading rap song where a guy is yelling "Sit down bitch, be humble" And I. Freaking. Hate. That. Song.

ME: That is all. *disappears*

Rainkeeper: OKAY, so Tsunami and Riptide are gonna rap Love the Way you Lie.

Joy: YESSSSSSSS

Deathbringer: *hands out earplugs just in case*

Tsunami: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

Tsunami: But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me pray
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Riptide: I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight
High off of love drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more that I suffer
I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown
She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me,
And I love it, wait
Where you going, I'm leaving you
No you ain't, come back
We're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, it's awful
I feel so ashamed, I snapped, who's that dude
I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength

Tsunami: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Riptide: You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe, when you're with them, you meet
And neither one of you, even know what hit 'em,
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick, of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em,
Now you're in each others face,
Spewing venom, and these words, when you spit 'em
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em,
Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments, when you're in 'em
It's the rage that's the culprit, it controls you both
So they say it's best, to go your separate ways,
Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records, playin' over, but you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance,
Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave,
Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane

Tsunami: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Riptide: Now I know we said things, did things
That we didn't mean and we fall back into the same patterns
Same routine, but your temper's just as bad, as mine is
You're the same as me, but when it comes to love, you're just as blinded
Baby please come back, it wasn't you,
Baby it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much, to walk away now
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity, in my voice when I talk,
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the dry wall
Next time, there will be no next time
I apologize even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Riptide/Tsunami: Just gonna 

Tsunami: stand there and watch me burn

But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Joy:......OH MY MOONS THAT WAS AWESOME!

Tsunami: Really?

Joy: YES! WE NEED MORE EMINEM SONGS!

Kelp: Joy, calm down.

Joy: NO, I CAN'T, I LOVE THIS SONG!

Rainkeeper: Well, we know Joy's now, but what's your favorite song?

Air: Ha, like you have to ask.

Air: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON.