Kelp: *laughing uncontrollably*

Seashell: What's wrong with you?

Kelp: I- AHAHAHAHHA- I- AHAHAHAHA- JOY- AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seahell: JOY WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER?

Joy: Nothing! I just told him a joke.

Rainkeeper: Oh, do tell.

Nightflyer: We like jokes.

Joy: *shrugs* Okay.

*cue the Batman theme*

Joy: NANANANANANANANANANA- MOTHERFUCKIN GRANDMA!!!!

Air: *bursts out laughing*

Seashell:.....What.

*players appear*

Tsunami: Soooooo,

Nightflyer: So?

Tsunami: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN PANTALA?

Rainkeeper: BOOK 13 IS AWESOME, THAT'S WHAT.

Air: Sorry Deathbringer, but Sundew doesn't like smug faces.

Deathbringer: *does a smug face* SMIRKETY SMIRK.

Starflight: What are we doing today?

Rainkeeper: Oh, you're all going into the Hunger Games.

Joy: Sixteen go in, one comes out.

Peril:....So we get to kill each other?

Nightflyer: After some training, yes.

Winter:.....

Deathbringer:........

Peril:.........

Peril: YES!

Air: With one catch, of course.

Winter: DAMMIT.

Nightflyer: No powers.

Glory: What do you mean?

Nightflyer: No  venom, No poisonous tails, frost breath, fire, firescales, animus magic, camouflage, mind reading, or future telling. 

Joy: You're all stuck with just your basic fighting capabilities.

Clay: I'm dead.

Deathbringer: *cracks knuckles* Let's go.

Peril: Always wanted to fight Deathbringer. Guess now's my chance.

Moon: So that's it? We just kill each other?

Seahsell: Not quite.

All: *groans*

Air: There's a prize for the winner.

Kinkajou: OOOOOO, What is it?

Qibli: Something awful, probably.

Carnelian: The sweet relief of death sounds nice.

Joy: You all also have tribute partners, whatever those are.

Rainkeeper: *searches Hunger games wiki*

Rainkeeper: Yeah, I got nothing, I don't think they do anything.

Joy: Eh, oh well. 

Kelp: Consider them your partner- try to protect them?

Clay: So who's our partners?

Air: Let's find out! *unveils wheel*

Players: *groan and scream*

Joy: Peril, go first.

Peril: WHY?

Air: Because I spun it once already, and you were first.

*wheel spins*

*lands on Glory*

Peril:....You're kidding me

Nightflyer: Nope.

Glory: Great.

Peril: Glory, I have to kill your boyfriend.

Glory: We'll see about that.

Sunny: *spins*

*wheel lands on Clay*

Sunny: YAY!

Clay: Sweet! We'll protect each other, Sunny.

Sunny: Yeah we will.

Starflight: *spins*

*wheel lands on Riptide*

Riptide:...Okay?

Starflight: We're dead.

Riptide: You? Definitely. Me? Most likely.

Winter: *spins*

*wheel lands on Qibli*

Winter: NO.

Qibli: YES.

Air: I swear to the three moons, we rig nothing, the wheel ships Qinter.

Nightflyer: IT does. I don't know why, it just does.

Turtle: *spins*

*wheel lands on Fatespeaker*

Turtle: Okay...

Fatespeaker: So use your magic and kill everyone.

Turtle: I can't. I don't have magic in the games.

Fatespeaker:.....Well then we're corpses. Next?

Carnelian: *spins*

*wheel lands on Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: HELL YEAH, let's KICK BUTT, CARNELIAN!

Carnelian: YOU'RE willing to be a murderous psycho?

Kinkajou: Umm.... How about you just kill all the dragons I can't?

Carnelian: Sure.

Deathbringer: *spins*

*wheel lands on Sunny*

Sunny: Spin again, I already have someone.

Joy: It's a sign. We should make the cop show.

Nightflyer: We're making the cop show. It's only a matter of when.

*wheel lands on Tsunami*

Tsunami: DAMMIT, I WANTED TO KILL YOU!

Deathbringer: DAMMIT, I WANTED TO BE PARTNERS WITH UMBER!

Umber: Ayyyyyyeeee

Rainkeeper: Looks like that leaves Umber and Moon together.

Moon: Oh.

Umber: YAY! Just us girls left.

Moon: How good are you at fighting?

Umber: I survived the war, didn't I?

Moon:.... I'll take it.

Joy: GREAT, NOW GO KILL EACH OTHER!

*skipping training because I is lazy and don't know anything about Hunger Games training other than some girl learned which berries were poisonous and then died by eating poisonous berries*

Players: *appear in the Hunger Games with weapons*

Rainkeeper: LET THE GAMES-

Joy: *blasts airhorn*

Rainkeeper: -begin.

Air: MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVORRRRRR!

Deathbringer: Alright, who do you have dibs on?

Tsunami: Fatespeaker, she's annoying. You?

Deathbringer: Peril's mine.

Tsunami: Deal.

Qibli: So I was thinking we should start by finding a good hiding place,

Winter: Uh huh *notches arrow in bow*

Qibli: And then we find a source of food and water because these games sometimes last awhile.

Winter: *draws bow and aims* Uh huh.

Qibli: And then we pick out the weakest target- probably Moon or Fatespeaker, honestly, and-

Winter: *shoots Carnelian with arrow*

Carnelian: *dies*

*cannon goes off*

Kinkajou:.....WHAT THE HELL, WINTER?!??!

Qibli: Welp, now you've done it.

Nightflyer: BY THE WAY, since we forgot to mention,

Joy: THE WINNER OF THIS GAME DOESN'T HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN THE NEXT 2 DARES!

Players:...........

Sunny: See, I wasn't planning on killing anyone, but now? 

Players: *launch into bloody, murderous battle*

Peril: *attacks Deathbringer*

Peril: Let's dance, assassin.

Deathbringer: *swings chakrams*

Deathbringer: Let's see how good you are without those fire scales.

Kinkajou: VENGEANCE FOR CARNELIAN!!! *tackles Winter*

Winter:..You. You shrimpy, little, aggravating twig. YOU'RE going to attack ME? 

Kinkajou: What? Scared to fight me?

Winter: Hell no, you're going to di-

Kinkajou: *punches him in the throat*

Winter: *chokes*

Kinkajou: Deathbringer taught me some tricks, idiot.

*cannon goes off*

Fatespeaker: *is dead*

Umber: *kills Moon with a sword*

Umber: You stole the cute ones from me. I don't care that we were partners.

*cannon goes off*

Turtle: *attacks Sunny with a sword*

Clay: *blocks him*

Clay: DON'T HURT SUNNY!

Riptide: *attacks Clay*

Sunny: *punches him*

Sunny: DON'T HURT CLAY!

Deathbringer/Peril: *having the most epic fight of the century*

*cannon goes off*

Starflight: *has been killed by Umber*

Clay: UMBER WHAT THE HECK?

Umber: KILLING, *starts fighting Turtle* IS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY, AND KINDA FUN.

Clay: That's sick!

Umber: Sick? Sick people need to be cured! You think I need to be cured? 

Umber: Frankly, *cuts Turtle down with a hammer* I LIKE THE DISEASE!

*cannon goes off*

Tsunami: VENGEANCE FOR TURTLE! *kills Umber*

*cannon goes off*

Clay: TSUNAMI, HE WAS MY BROTHER, HOW COULD YOU?

Sunny: YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN! *kills Qibli*

Qibli: *screams*

Winter: HEY! NOBODY KILLS QIBLI BUT ME!!

*cannon goes off*

Deathbringer: After a lengthy battle, I am the victor.

Peril: *is dead*

Deathbringer: YOU RELIED ON YOUR FIRESCALES TOO MUCH, PERIL, SORRY GIRL! 

Kinkajou: *starts strangling Winter*

Joy: Oh my moons.

Kelp: What?

Joy: KINKAJOU IS GOING TO KILL WINTER! *starts laughing*

Glory: OMM DEATHY LOOK! Little Kinkajou's gonna get her first kill!

Deathbringer: Awww.

Kinkajou: *viciously murder Winter*

*cannon goes off*

Glory: You go Kinkajou!

Deathbringer: So proud.

Tsunami: *kills Kinkajou*

*cannon goes off*

Glory: *screams* 

Deathbringer: Oh, you BITCH! *attacks Tsunami*

Riptide: Leave her alone! *tries attacking Riptide*

Glory: EYE FOR AN EYE, TSUNAMI! *kills Riptide*

*cannon goes off*

*cannon goes off*

Tsunami: *is dead*

Sunny: Who...who's left?

Clay: Me.

Glory: Really?

Clay: I know, I'm just as surprised as you are.

Deathbringer: Me too.

Sunny: So......

Glory:.....

Clay:......We have to kill each other, don't we?

Glory: Unfortunately.

Deathbringer: Every dragon for themselves?

Sunny: No hard feelings?

Glory: Deal.

Deathbringer: I can agree to that.

Clay: Okay....

Sunny:....I DON'T WANNA KILL ANYBODY!

Glory: Well, neither do I, but DAMMIT, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SKIP THOSE TWO DARES!

Deathbringer: I NEED IT MORE!

Deathbringer/Glory/Sunny/Clay: *all attack each other*

Air: Oh moons, I can't watch this *covers eyes*

Nightflyer: *covers her ears too*

Joy: Pass the popcorn, would you?

Rainkeeper: Yup *passes popcorn*

Kelp:.....Joy, your parents killed my parents.

Joy: So?

*cannon goes off*

*cannon goes off*

*cannon goes off*

Deathbringer: *is the last one standing*

Deathbringer: No hard feelings, right guys? *laughs nervously*

Nightflyer: You SLAUGHTERED 4 OF THE 5 DRAGONETS OF DESTINY!!!

Deathbringer:.....

Deathbringer: I'm good at my job, what can I say?

Joy: *claps*

Seashell: Ew, okay, here. *hands him piece of paper*

Seashell: Nightflyer? Explain the paper.

Nightflyer: That document is a legally binding piece of paper that promises that you will be excused from the next two dares involving the Dragonets of Destiny and/or Both, regardless of what the dare is. This does not include Deathbringer or Glorybringer specific dares, but rather dares designed to be completed by groups or pairs. You may use it twice, and only twice. If you choose to participate in the next dare, you will now get to save your skip for later. Understood?

Deathbringer: *cradles the paper like the holy grail*

Deathbringer: Yep, understood.

Seashell: Good. *snaps talons*

*all players resurrect*

Glory: DEATHBRINGER!!!!!

Deathbringer: WE SAID NO HARD FEELINGS REMEMBER!?!?

Glory: TOO BAD! *attacks him*