Rainkeeper: It's SPRING CLEANING TIME!!!

Joy: No.

Kelp: *groans*

Seashell: YAY!

Rainkeeper: So everyone needs to take a trash bag and fill it with stuff they don't need anymore-

Air: *clutching various fandom merchandise*

Air: NEVER.

Rainkeeper: Including books-

Nightflyer: Raisin, this whole place could be on fire, and I would stay here and burn before I left my books.

Rainkeeper: Okaaaaaayyy

*players appear*

Clay: So, what's new?

Joy: The world is going to shit, the stores are empty, and somebody just shot off a shotgun in our neighborhood, so I think it's safe to say that Armageddon is upon us.

Kelp: Even though it's not apart of the ineffable plan.

Air: Where are the Winchesters when you need them?

Seashell: Nowhere, cause they stopped production of the show.

Air:......Shut up.

Joy: I'm prepared for the end of the world. How about you guys?

Kelp: Armagged-don't.

Tsunami:.......Okaaaayyyy

Sunny: So what are we doing for a dare before the world explodes?

Nightflyer: Celebrating one of the many many famous artists that was gone too soon.

Rainkeeper: Today would've been Chester Bennington's 44th birthday. RIP.

Joy: He's the lead singer of Linkin Park, and if you don't know who Linkin Park is then GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

Kelp: You know how there's moments in history that everyone who lived through them can tell you exactly where they were when it happened or when they heard about it?

Kelp: Our scavenger author can remember exactly where she was when she found out Chester Bennington died.

Joy: And also Avicii, but we're focusing on Linkin Park today. 

Nightflyer: Okay that's creepy.

Joy: What?

Nightflyer: Chester Bennington was born on March 20th, died on July 20th, and Kurt Cobain was born on February 20th, and  Avicii died on April 20th. Not the same year, of course, but still weird. 

Joy:.....What is it with dead singers and the 20th? Are we onto some conspiracy theory here?

Nightflyer: Possibly, possibly... But let's go back to Chester today.

Air: So to honor this great fallen singer, Sunny will be singing a bunch of his songs!

Sunny: Yay! I like singing!

Rainkeeper: Our favorite songs from Linkin Park are In the End, New Divide, Numb, Burn it down, Heavy, Crawling, Opening, What I've Done, A Light That Never Comes, Final Masquerade, Good Goodbye, and One More Light,

Joy: But today you'll be singing Castle of Glass, Breaking the Habit, Numb, and What I've Done.

Sunny: Okay

Kelp: Let's get started! *hits play on boombox*

https://youtu.be/B-He6EzP5zY

Sunny: Take me down to the river bend
Take me down to the fighting end
Wash the poison from off my skin
Show me how to be whole againFly me up on a silver wing
Past the black where the sirens sing
Warm me up in a nova's glow
And drop me down to the dream below'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass
Hardly anything there for you to see
For you to seeeeeeeeeBring me home in a blinding dream
Through the secrets that I have seen
Wash the sorrow from off my skin
Show me how to be whole again'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass
Hardly anything there for you to see
For you to see'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass
Hardly anything else I need to be'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass
Hardly anything there for you to see
For you to see
For you to see

Joy:.....We're gonna have to add this to our list of favorites, and I'm now ashamed that we hadn't listened to this one before today.

Rainkeeper: Well what were you expecting? It's not like Linkin Park has a bad song.

https://youtu.be/_e7bqZGPyFI

Sunny: Memories consume
Like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight
Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking a habit
I'm breaking a habit tonight
I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
To show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

All: *cheers*

https://youtu.be/-qZxMY7FZf8

Sunny: I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertowI've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like youCan't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
And every second I waste is more than I can take!I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like youAnd I know I may end up failing too
But I know you were just like me with someone disappointed in youI've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like youI've become so numb, I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be

Joy: Such a classic. 

Nightflyer: Looking back, there's a lot of pain in his song lyrics. We should've seen it coming.

Joy:.....CAN YOU SHUT UP.

https://youtu.be/qu0k38VMaV4

Sunny: In this farewell
There's no blood, there's no alibi
'Cause I've drawn regret
From the truth of a thousand lies
So let mercy come and wash away
What I've doneI'll face myself to cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've donePut to rest what you thought of me
While I clean this slate
With the hands of uncertainty
So let mercy come and wash away
What I've doneI'll face myself to cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've doooooooooooooooneFor what I've done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I'm forgiving what I've doneI'll face myself to cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
(Na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na)
What I've done
(Na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na)
Forgiving what I've done
(Na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na)
(Na na na na)

Nightflyer: We should listen to Linkin Park more often.

Seashell: Adding more of their songs to all our Spotify playlists as we speak.

Joy: Can someone please explain to me why the Kardashians get to live, but beautiful people like Chester Bennington, Robin Williams, and Avicii get taken away?

Rainkeeper: We don't know, Joy. It's just one of the things in the world that makes no sense.

Air: *drags God out of the Adventures of God Webtoon and Chuck from Supernatural*

Air: Okay, so here's the deal. Robin Williams, George Carlin, Chester Bennington, Avicii, Freddie Mercury, and Amy Winehouse in exchange for the entire Kardashian family, extended cousins and children included, and the entire HGTV network.

God:.......

Chuck:........

Chuck: No.

Air: WHY.

God: Because they're alive because NOBODY WANTS THEM.

Air:..... *signs*

Air: *grabs Luci and Riley from Adventures of God, Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer and Crowley from Supernatural and Crowley from Good Omens*

Air: Okay, here's the deal.