Rainkeeper: I feel very uncultured.

Joy: Why?

Rainkeeper: I only JUST found out that Elton John did a song with Fall out Boy, which is one of the single best collaborations ever, and the song came out 6 years ago.

Joy:......You're uncultured.

Air: *slams door open and walks in*

Hosts: *take out riot shields and hide, awaiting the inevitable blast wave*

Air:.......

Nightflyer: .......How was it?

Air: *inhales*

Air: If Belphegor doesn't find a new body by the next episode, I will slaughter every dragon in the surrounding three kingdoms.

Hosts:.........

Nightflyer: Is.....Is that it?

Air: Other than the fact that Team Free Will is grieving and I miss Jack a lot more than I thought I would, yes.

*players appear*

Hosts:.......

Players: *dive behind the shields just in case*

Clay: How dead are we?

Joy: Nightflyer, you know Air best. What's the status report?

Nightflyer: I....don't know....

Kinkajou: What do you mean you DON'T KNOW?

Nightflyer: I mean she looks calm! Fine! But, like, I see no reason why she should be fine! 

Kelp: So it's more like she's so angry that she's calm? 

Deathbringer: The calm before the storm is never fun.

Kelp: It runs in the family- Joy does it, and I'm constantly terrified.

Joy: I do not!

Glory: Yes you do, because so do I.

Air: guys?

All: *slowly peers over riot shields*

Air: It's fine, really.

Rainkeeper: So it's definitely NOT fine then.

Air: No, I'm actually okay. 

Nightflyer: No repressed emotions?

Air: Not yet.

Nightflyer:......Okaaay.....

All: *slowly puts away riot shields*

Seashell: Alright, well in that case, let's get down to business!

Joy: To defeat the Huns.

Seashell: WAIT YOU'VE SEEN MULAN???

Joy:..........

Joy: An epic singing warrior goes to war and saves China by cross-dressing and you think I DIDN'T see that movie?

Umber: Bitch, even I've seen Mulan. It's Carnelian's favorite movie!

Carnelian: Says the one who watched Hercules over a hundred times in a row.

Umber: Don't judge me.

Kelp: So, what's new and interesting with you guys?

Glory: Deathbringer fell in poison ivy.

Deathbringer: I DID NOT-

Glory: Then why are your scales covered in a rash?

Deathbringer: That-.......WELL ANYWAYS, I DIDN'T FALL.

Glory: Yes you did.

Deathbringer: YOU PUSHED ME!

Glory: And it was hilarious.

Deathbringer: IT WAS NOT.

Turtle: I bet it was.

Kinkajou: Me too.

Rainkeeper: Teah.

Nightflyer: Oh three moons, Rainkeeper, STOP TRYING TO MAKE TEAH HAPPEN.

Joy: Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen.

Joy: Wait When did Nightflyer watch mean girls?

Air: Since it was put on Netflix.

Joy: Is it still on Netflix?

Air: No i-teah.

Nightflyer: *screeches*

Rainkeeper: AYYYYYEEEEEE

Kelp: So anyways, Peril we need you to kill us all.

All: *freezes*

Peril:....Okay.

Riptide: UMMMM, MORE CONTEXT PLEASE.

Seashell: Certainly. *snaps talons*

*everyone but Peril turns into a scavenger*

Kinkajou: *squeaks* YAY! TURTLE WE'RE SCAVENGERS AGAIN!

Deathbringer: *drops, curls up in a ball, and has a mental breakdown*

Glory: *poke him* You okay?

Deathbringer: WE'RE ALL MY WORST NIGHTMARES.

Glory:.........

Glory: Does poison ivy feel different as a scavenger?

Peril: OMM, Clay! You're such a cute little scavenger!

Clay: If you say so.

Peril: Wait....So I have to kill you all now?

Air: Technically the dare called for you to hunt us, so I guess we should act like prey or terrifying monsters.

Joy: *puts on scary Halloween mask*

Joy: I've made my choice.

Peril: But you're all so easy to kill as scavengers.....

Kelp: Then I guess we'll have to try and give you a challenge.

Peril:.......

Others:..........

Sunny: RUN!

https://youtu.be/b4h1q3cCl2w

*video starts playing as all scavengers scatter and Peril chases after them*

Peril: *catches and burns Starflight*

Starflight: I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO RUN ON SCAVENGER LEGS AAHHHHHH!!!

Peril: *starts throwing rocks to take out Riptide, Tsunami, Fatespeaker, and Qibli*

Qibli: Winter! Moon! Help meeeeee!!!!

Winter:....Well, I mean this is one way to solve a love triangle....

Winter: *runs away with Moon*

Qibli: BASTARDS!

Moon: If you survive, call me!!

Peril: *lights Carnelian on fire*

Carnelian: WHY DO I ALWAYS DIE IN FIIIREEEE!?!?!?!?

Kinkajou: Wait a second....YOU MEAN I CAN'T CAMOUFLAGE AS A SCAVENGER?

Turtle: Scavengers can't camouflage, Kinkajou.

Joy: Speak for yourself. *is wearing a ghillie suit*

Joy: *drops into the grass and disappears*

Peril: *kills Glory, Deathbringer, and Umber*

Kelp: *takes a gun and shoots Peril*

Peril: *is unaffected*

Peril:.....Really?

Kelp: I was worth a shot.

Peril: *kills him*

Moon: *screaming*

Winter: Don't worry! The power of love will save us, right?

Peril: Wrong. *kills Moon*

Winter: Damn, I should've saved Qibli instead

Peril: *kills him*

Turtle/Kinkajou: *die Remadora style*

Nightflyer: *sobs at the comparison*

Peril: Wait, I thought you shipped Wolfstar.

Nightflyer: I SHIP THEM BOTH AND THEY BOTH HURT, OKAY, JUST KILL ME.

Peril: *shrugs and kills him quickly*

Air: Thanks for making it fast.

Peril: He didn't deserve a long death. *lights Sunny on fire*

Sunny: *screams*

Air: What did she do??

Peril: I don't know- I just don't like her much..... You have to die now.

Air: JUST BURN ME ON THE CEILING LIKE MARY WINCHESTER.

Peril: *sets her on fire on the ceiling*

Air: Thank yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Peril: Do you have more respect for Mary now?

Air: NEVAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Rainkeeper: Can you not?

Peril: I just burned my own daughter Azazel style, and you think I'll spare you?

Rainkeeper: Just thought I'd ask.

Peril: Request denied. You've been fired. *burns him*

Peril: *kills Seashell*

Peril:........

Clay: *is cowering in a corner*

Joy: *still hiding in the grass*

Peril: I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, JOY! YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!

Joy:.....better make my last lines good.

Joy: FUCK YOU HATCHETFIELD!

Peril: *looks toward the grass*

Peril: See, I could go and actually find you in here, buutttttt *lights the grass on fire*

Joy: *screams*

*All players but Clay are dead*

Peril:.......

Clay: *shuddering in horror*

Clay: So....I'm next, right?

Peril:........

Peril: Yeah, screw that. 

Rainkeeper: *respawns*

Rainkeeper: Actually, according to the rules outlined in the Truth or Dare official constitution *unfurls document* 

Peril: *lights him on fire again*

Peril: You wanna see what cows taste like from a  scavenger perspective?

Clay: TEAH!

Clay: *climbs on Peril's shoulders*

Hosts: *respawn*

Kelp: Did Peril just nope out of finishing her dare?

Joy: I think so.

Seashell: Should we go after her?

Hosts:........

Air: Nah.

Nightflyer: We'll give her a five minute head start.

Hosts: *laugh evilly*