Let's Get High, Elsa! (J.W.)
Joy/Air/Seashell: *staring at the ceiling*
Air:...Heh.
Seashell: Oooooo
Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: *walk in*
Nightflyer:....What's going on?
Air: Nightflyer! Heeeey!
Rainkeeper: Joy, what did you do?
Joy: Re-remember how we gave Winter and Kinkajou magic brownies?
Rainkeeper: Yes.
Joy: An...and how I was supposed to get rid of da drugs?
Rainkeeper: Yes.
Joy: Welp! I forgot, and Seashell thought it was parsley or some shit.
Seashell: And WE ATE IT ALL!
Air: *giggles*
Nightflyer: Air, are you high?
Air: No....You're just really low....
Air: Hi smiley face!
Nightflyer: Oh dear moons. She drugged my girlfriend.
Joy: I...I'm not apologizing. Dis....dis is nice...
Rainkeeper: Drugs are bad. Don't do them. Just look at what happened to on the New Haven Green.
Joy: Can... Can you NOT tell Kelp about this? I think he'd be mad....
Seashell: Nah...he's cool...
Joy: Yeaaaah. He's so cool....I should marry him...
Rainkeeper: You do.
Joy: I did? Yaaaaay!
*players appear*
Umber: Hey guys!
Kinkajou:......Why are they staring at us?
Nightflyer: Air, Joy, and Seashell accidentally consumed a product they shouldn't have and are incapable of hosting for today.
Joy: I was gonna clean my room, but then I got Hiiiiiiigh.
Air: Oooooooo0000
Joy: I was gonna get UP and go to School, until I got hiiiiigh.
Seashell: Lada dat dat dudududuuuu.
Turtle: Well, at least they aren't torturing us.
Carnelian: What do you think would happen if we put high Air on sugar high?
Qibli: I think she'd become my favorite person.
Air: I ain't Air on this level....I'm Helium...
Nightflyer: You don't know what you're saying.
Air: Course I do, Mr. Octopus..... You have pretty wings....
Nightflyer: I know.
Air: You should meet my boyfriend, you'd be good friends....
Nightflyer:...........Sure.
Rainkeeper: Winter, just sing the entirety of Let it Go so we can take them home.
Winter: What!?!? NO!
Qibli: YES!!!!!
Moon: FINALLY!!!!
Turtle: Wait what?
Umber: RELEASE YOUR INNER ELSA!!!
Rainkeeper: Last time somebody released their inner Elsa, Five lost an eye.
Winter: I have badgered to sing this song EVERY. DAM. DAY. By Qibli since Frozen came out. NOT. HAPPENING.
Air: Ha! Badgered.
Seashell: Badgers.
Joy: Badger badger badger badger badger,
Seashell: Mushroom mushroom!
Joy: Badger badger badger-
Air: SIIIING WINNIE!!!!
Qibli: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
Winter: NO.
Moon: Do it for meeee!!!
Winter: No.
Qibli: Winter....Sing for me? Please?
Winter: No.
Qibli: But I luv you!!!
Umber: *sighs*
Carnelian: Sing, or they'll kill you.
Winter: Who? The artist and the nerd? I'm SO scared.
Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *cracks knuckles*
*five minutes later*
Winter: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight!
Winter: Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen.
Qibli: Yaaasss, Winnie....
Winter: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried-
Moon: YOU COULDN'T KEEP IN YOUR LOVE FOR US!!
Winter: *shoves Moon*
Winter: Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them knooooooooow
Qibli: WELL NOW THEY KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
Winter: Let it go, let it go!
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway!
Kinkajou: De dut de dudu!
Winter: It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Qibli: YAS YOU'RE FREE FROM THE ICEWINGS!!!!
Winter: Let it go, let it gooooooo!
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry!
Carnelian: Not true, making you cry is my life's goal.
Rainkeeper: Well...You failed that....
Winter: Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on.....
Qibli: *plays the whole instrumental part*
Winter: My power flurries through the air into the ground
Air: Wait what?
Winter: My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast-
Winter: *looks proud*
Winter: I'M NEVER GOING BACK! THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAAAAST!!!!
Winter: Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I staaaaaaaand in the light of daaaaaay
Let the storm rage OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-
Winter: The cold never bothered me anyway.
Umber: Boom.
Qibli: *screams*
Qibli: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!
Qibli" *hugs Winter*
Winter: Get off of me.
Qibli: No.
Moon: ......I ship it.
Kinkajou: It's growing on me, but Qinterwatcher is still better sooooo
Kinkajou: *shoves Moon at Qinter*
Kinkajou: Get in that hug!
Moon: *hugs Winter*
Winter: Guys, seriously, I WILL STAB-
Turtle: WINTER GROUP HUG!!!!
Winter: NO!
All :*hugs Winter*
Winter:.......
Winter:......Somebody is gonna DIE.....In like five minutes...
Qibli: Awwww, you do love us!
Moon: There's our Elsa!
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