Let's Get High, Elsa! (J.W.)

Joy/Air/Seashell: *staring at the ceiling*

Air:...Heh.

Seashell: Oooooo

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: *walk in*

Nightflyer:....What's going on?

Air: Nightflyer! Heeeey!

Rainkeeper: Joy, what did you do?

Joy: Re-remember how we gave Winter and Kinkajou magic brownies?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Joy: An...and how I was supposed to get rid of da drugs?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Joy: Welp! I forgot, and Seashell thought it was parsley or some shit.

Seashell: And WE ATE IT ALL!

Air: *giggles*

Nightflyer: Air, are you high?

Air: No....You're just really low....

Air: Hi smiley face!

Nightflyer: Oh dear moons. She drugged my girlfriend.

Joy: I...I'm not apologizing. Dis....dis is nice...

Rainkeeper: Drugs are bad. Don't do them. Just look at what happened to on the New Haven Green.

Joy: Can... Can you NOT tell Kelp about this? I think he'd be mad....

Seashell: Nah...he's cool...

Joy: Yeaaaah. He's so cool....I should marry him...

Rainkeeper: You do.

Joy: I did? Yaaaaay!

*players appear*

Umber: Hey guys!

Kinkajou:......Why are they staring at us?

Nightflyer: Air, Joy, and Seashell accidentally consumed a product they shouldn't have and are incapable of hosting for today.

Joy: I was gonna clean my room, but then I got Hiiiiiiigh.

Air: Oooooooo0000

Joy: I was gonna get UP and go to School, until I got hiiiiigh.

Seashell: Lada dat dat dudududuuuu.

Turtle: Well, at least they aren't torturing us.

Carnelian: What do you think would happen if we put high Air on sugar high? 

Qibli: I think she'd become my favorite person.

Air: I ain't Air on this level....I'm Helium...

Nightflyer: You don't know what you're saying.

Air: Course I do, Mr. Octopus..... You have pretty wings....

Nightflyer: I know.

Air: You should meet my boyfriend, you'd be good friends....

Nightflyer:...........Sure.

Rainkeeper: Winter, just sing the entirety of Let it Go so we can take them home.

Winter: What!?!? NO!

Qibli: YES!!!!!

Moon: FINALLY!!!!

Turtle: Wait what?

Umber: RELEASE YOUR INNER ELSA!!!

Rainkeeper: Last time somebody released their inner Elsa, Five lost an eye.

Winter: I have badgered to sing this song EVERY. DAM. DAY. By Qibli since Frozen came out. NOT. HAPPENING.

Air: Ha! Badgered.

Seashell: Badgers.

Joy: Badger badger badger badger badger, 

Seashell: Mushroom mushroom!

Joy: Badger badger badger-

Air: SIIIING WINNIE!!!!

Qibli: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

Winter: NO.

Moon: Do it for meeee!!!

Winter: No.

Qibli: Winter....Sing for me? Please?

Winter: No.

Qibli: But I luv you!!!

Umber: *sighs*

Carnelian: Sing, or they'll kill you.

Winter: Who? The artist and the nerd? I'm SO scared.

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *cracks knuckles*

*five minutes later*

Winter: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight!

Winter: Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen.

Qibli: Yaaasss, Winnie....

Winter: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried-

Moon: YOU COULDN'T KEEP IN YOUR LOVE FOR US!!

Winter: *shoves Moon*

Winter: Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them knooooooooow

Qibli: WELL NOW THEY KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

Winter: Let it go, let it go!
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway!

Kinkajou: De dut de dudu!

Winter: It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Qibli: YAS YOU'RE FREE FROM THE ICEWINGS!!!!

Winter: Let it go, let it gooooooo!
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry!

Carnelian: Not true, making you cry is my life's goal.

Rainkeeper: Well...You failed that....

Winter: Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on.....

Qibli: *plays the whole instrumental part*

Winter: My power flurries through the air into the ground

Air: Wait what?

Winter: My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast-

Winter: *looks proud* 

Winter: I'M NEVER GOING BACK! THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAAAAST!!!!

Winter: Let it go, let it go

And I'll rise like the break of dawn

Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I staaaaaaaand in the light of daaaaaay
Let the storm rage OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-

Winter: The cold never bothered me anyway.

Umber: Boom.

Qibli: *screams*

Qibli: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!

Qibli" *hugs Winter*

Winter: Get off of me. 

Qibli: No.

Moon: ......I ship it. 

Kinkajou: It's growing on me, but Qinterwatcher is still better sooooo 

Kinkajou: *shoves Moon at Qinter*

Kinkajou: Get in that hug!

Moon: *hugs Winter*

Winter: Guys, seriously, I WILL STAB-

Turtle: WINTER GROUP HUG!!!!

Winter: NO!

All :*hugs Winter*

Winter:.......

Winter:......Somebody is gonna DIE.....In like five minutes...

Qibli: Awwww, you do love us!

Moon: There's our Elsa!

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