Rainkeeper: Happy July everyone!

*explosion goes off*

Joy: GUESS WHAT'S IN TWO DAYS!?!?!?!?

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Seashell: *groans* Who gave her money for them?

Air: *sheepishly raises hand*

Seashell: AIR!

Joy: IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: IT'S THE GREAT AMERICAN HOLIDAY OF BLOWING SHIT UP IN THE SKY!!!

Rainkeeper: I thought it was to celebrate their independence.....

Joy: Yeah, that too, BUT MAINLY IT'S ABOUT COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY!

Nightflyer: They're called fireworks.

Joy: I KNOW AND I BOUGHT ALL THE ILLEGAL ONES!

Air: But that's illegal....

Joy: BUT THEY MAKE THE BIGGEST BOOMS!!!!!

Rainkeeper: So, July Fourth is the day that Joy goes mentally insane in case you haven't figured that out yet.

Joy: AHAHAHAAHAHAH

*players appear*

Joy: *still manically laughing*

Moon: Um, is Joy okay?

Nightflyer: It's nearly the Fourth of July, so no.

Rainkeeper: *shoots her with tranquilizer dart*

Rainkeeper: Ssssssssssshhhhhhh.

Joy: *passes out*

Rainkeeper: Okay, now we'll have an explosion free dare.

Air: Seashell, if you will.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Qibli: *turns into a cat*

Qibli: *screams*

JW: *screams*

Kinkajou: OMM HE'S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE KITTY!

Air: Can-

Nightflyer: No.

Air: Why not?

Nightflyer; Because we already did that.

Air: But DESTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.

Nightflyer: What happened to all those one-shots you were writing to limit your Destiel references in life?

Air: I wrote like fifty and now I'm out of ideas.

Nightflyer: ........Rainbow slinkies.

Air: THANK YOU! 

Winter: Qibli is a cat. WHY.

Turtle: I'm afraid now.

Carnelian: This is great. Can Kinkajou be next?

Rainkeeper: Now for the dare!

Umber: Wait, was this part of the dare or did you just turn Qibli into a cat for no reason?

Hosts:.............

Seashell: Of COURSE this was a dare heh heh....

Rainkeeper: Since cats have nine lives, Winter now has to kill Kitty Qibli nine times.

Nightflyer: I like Nine. He has a Chicago Penthouse.

Seashell: Well I HATE HIM. HE GOT EIGHT KILLED!

Air: No, FIVE KILLED EIGHT NOW SHUT THE HELL UP.

Rainkeeper:......Yeah, we need to keep her away from Joy...

Nightflyer: Agreed.

Winter: Eh, might as well. *stabs Qibli*

Qibli: *dies*

Moon: *screams* YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!

Winter: So?

Qibli: *respawns*

Winter: *takes gun from Joy*

Joy: *wakes up, takes gun back*

Joy: You ask, I give. You take, I kill.

Winter:..........Can I have the gun?

Nightflyer: MAY you?

Winter: Ugh, FINE you grammar nazi. MAY I have the gun?

Joy: Sure, but be warned, that one has a bit of a re-

Winter: Yeah yeah *shoots*

Winter: *gets thrown across the room*

Joy: -Recoil.

Qibli: *dies*

Kinkajou: *slaps Winter*

Winter: OW!

Kinkajou:  HE WAS YOUR FRIEND!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!

Winter: Ugh.

Qibli: *respawns*

Winter: *chops off Qibli's head*

Qibli: *dies*

Turtle: *strangles Winter*

Turtle: HE WAS THE BEST MEMBER OF QINTERWATCHER, HOW DARE YOU?!!?!?

Moon: What about me?

Turtle:.......You know, you're a LOT more disliked then I originally thought.

Qibli: *respawns*

Winter: *freezes and shatters him*

Qibli: *dies*

Joy: Awww, Book one flashbacks!

Umber: *punches Winter*

Umber: HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND FOR A WHOLE DAY, YOU DICK!

Qibli: *respawns*

Winter: *drowns him*

Qibli: *dies*

Carnelian: QIBLI WAS ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS! WHY COULDN'T YOU DIE INSTEAD!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Oh no.

Winter: What?

Joy: SOMEONE TURNED ON THE 80'S STATION.

Umber: Oh, not again.

Joy: HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOU!!!!

Nightflyer: THERE'S NOTHING A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOO.

Air: I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAAFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

Kinkajou: *duct-tapes hosts mouth shut*

Qibli: *respawns*

Winter: *sets him on fire*

Qibli: *dies*

Moon: I am VERY angry with you, Winter.

Qibli: *respawns*

Moon:.....I am SLIGHTLY LESS ANGRY.

Winter: *sighs* You know Qiby, I don't like doing this either.

Qibli: *glares*

Winter: *shoves Qibli into a black hole*

Qibli: *dies*

Air: *muffles insult and hits Winter*

Qibli: *respawns*

Joy: *peels off Duct-tape*

Joy: Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games, unlike this dare, which is getting highly BORING. 

Winter: *takes Thor's Hammer and smashes Qibli with it*

Qibli: *dies*

Joy: Thor is NOT gonna be happy about the blood on his hammer....

Winter: Then why'd you let me use it?

Joy: Because now it's YOUR problem, not mine.

Winter: But you took it from him in the first place!

Seashell: That sounds like a YOU problem.

Qibli: *respawns*

Winter: Uhhhhhhhhh, It's HARD WORK KILLING SOMETHING NINE TIMES.

Joy: Eh, depends on what you're killing.

Winter: *dumps jar of acid on Qibli*

Qibli: *dies*

Nightflyer: I think hat's nine times...

Rainkeeper: Stabbed, Shot, Drowned, Set on fire, Frozen and shattered, Decapitated, Black holed, Acid, and Thor's hammer. Yep, that's nine!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Qibli: *respawns as a dragon*

Qibli: CAN I LIVE FOR FIVE MINUTES NOW!?!?!?

Air: Yep.

Joy: One last thing.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

All: *appears in Take on me music video*

Air: You wouldn't let us sing earlier, so.......

Nightflyer: TAKE ON ME!

Joy: TAKE! ME! ON!

Rainkeeper: I'LL BE GONE!

Seashell: IN A DAY OR

Air: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: *keeps singing Take On Me*