Joy: Air, I gotta hand it to ya. Avril Lavigne is pretty great.

Air: I knew you'd like her.

Joy: She did a version of Nickelback's 'How You Remind Me'- AMAZING.

Rainkeeper: HA! You like NICKELBACK?

Nightflyer: Nickelback? You got me NICKELBACK?

Joy:.....Fight me.

Air: What do people have against Nickelback? I don't understand.

Joy: I like they're just the next Barry Manilow.

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: BARRY MANILOW?!?!?

Rainkeeper: Hate that guy.

Nightflyer: Totally.

Hosts:.........

Seashell: We're going to a Barry Manilow concert, right?

Rainkeeper: Hell yes.

*players appear*

Clay: Yo.

Seashell: Soy.

Clay: Soy sauce?

Rainkeeper: Low sodium soy sauce!

Joy: We're murderers!

Air: The SIMPSOOOOOONS.

Nightflyer: This is why we don't say Yo.

Fatespeaker: So, what are we doing today? More kissing?

Seashell: Yep.

Tsunami: More killing?

Air: Yep.

Players:.......

Glory: Great.

Joy: Congrats Tsunami!

Tsunami: Uh, NO. Whatever honor it is, give it to Riptide first so I know its safe.

Riptide: What am I? Your poison tester?

Tsunami:......Why did my mother never use you for THAT job? 

Riptide: Because she didn't want me to have food.

Tsunami: Still though, she's been nearly poisoned 32 times.

All:.......

Joy: Well, if that irony, I don't know what is.

Seashell: HMMMM, I WONDER who could have poisoned her that many times!

Joy: Hey, back off, the sarcasm belongs to me.

Nightflyer: Tsunami, you have to play Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Tsunami: What's that?

Joy: It's a game where you're given three people, and you have to decide which one to kiss, which to kill, and which to marry.

Tsunami: Got it.

Nightflyer: And for the sake of this dare, kisses will last for a minute, kill will be done in Scarlet's battle arena, and you can divorce whoever you marry after a day.

Tsunami: Kay. Who's my people?

Hosts: *starts laughing*

Tsunami:.......So.....Not Riptide, then.....

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Morrowseer, Kestrel, and Dune appear*

Peril: Mother!

Sunny: Dune!

Glory: Jackass!

Morrowseer:.......Go to hell.

Deathbringer: See you there! 

Rainkeeper: So on, Tsunami.

Air: OMG.

Rainkeeper: What?

Air: I just realized your name is two letters away from being Raisinkeeper.

Rainkeeper:........Wow.

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Joy: ALL HAIL PRINCE RAISINKEEPER!

Rainkeeper: I'd shut up if I was you, Jo-Jo.

Joy: Oh dear moons no.

Tsunami: WHY IS THIS GAME SO EVIL!?!?

Seashell: It's kinda like Dance Dance Revolution. You think it's gonna be fun, and next thing you know, you're in torturous hell.

Air: No one in the history of torture has been tortured like the torture you'll be tortured with. 

Joy:.....Can I steal that line?

Air: No. It belongs to Crowley, and Crowley will keep it forever. *wipes away single tear*

Joy:.....If Crowley comes back, can I use the line?

Air: Yes.

Rainkeeper: Kiss, Marry, Kill, Tsunami!

Tsunami: *stares at Morrowseer, Kestrel, sand Dune*

Tsunami: Well, I want to kill them all.

Joy: Unfortunately not an option.

Riptide: This is so gross.

Clay: I know.

Peril: There's a 2/3 chance Tsunami is going to kiss or marry my mother. This is disturbing.

Tsunami: If I kill Morrowseer, then I'm gonna have to kiss or marry KESTREL or DUNE. But the alternative is just NASTY......

Tsunami: *shudders*

Joy: Just DO it.

Tsunami: Kiss Kestrel, Marry Dune, BRUTALLY SLAUGHTER MORROWSEER.

Rainkeeper: Done.

Seashell: Kiss first.

Nightflyer: *covers Air's eyes*

Tsunami: *kisses Kestrel*

Peril: *screams in horror*

Clay: *nearly throws up*

All: *revolted face*

Tsunami: *actually throws up*

Kestrel: Weakling. And EW.

Joy: Kill time!

SEashell: *snaps talons*

*appears in Scarlet's arena*

Tsunami: *rips Morrowseer to shreds*

All:.......

Glory: Nice. Not slow enough and bloody enough though.

Riptide: Feel better Tsu Tsu?

Tsunami: MUCH better.

Seashell: Marriage time!

Tsunami: Wait. I actually have to MARRY him?

Hosts: YEP!

Joy: But he goes back to being dead after this, so technically we're just making you an instant widower.

Tsunami:......Okaaaay.....

Nightflyer: Dearly beloved,

Glory: We're not dears.

Tsunami: Nor are they beloved.

Nightflyer:.......Sup random peeps, we're gathered here today because Tsunami was forced to marry the depressed one legged Sandwing known as Dune.

Dune: Thanks.

Nightflyer: Tsunami, do you agree to stay married and not murder him for 24 hours?

Tsunami: Ugh, FINE.

Riptide: *cries*

Nightflyer: Dune, do you agree to the terms and conditions?

Dune: Agree.

Nightflyer: Did you READ the terms and conditions?

Dune:.......Sure.

Nightflyer: Okaaaay. Then  by the power invested in me by the Pastafarian Church of the flying spaghetti monster, I now pronounce you disgustingly canon for one day.

Tsunami: Dare done?

Joy: Dare done.

Tsunami: Wonderful. *kills Dune*

Sunny: NO!

Nightflyer: *facetalons* I JUST said-

Tsunami: Hey, you wanna marry me to someone, marry me to Riptide.

Riptide: *head snaps up* Uh, WHAT?

Tsunami: Shut up and agree to the terms and conditions.

Riptide: I agree. I agree to have-

Nightflyer: Air, what did I say about adding inappropriate Destiel fanfictions quotes in here?

Air:.....Not to.

Nightflyer: And what were you about to do?

Air:....But it was so perfect!

Nightflyer: Air, NO.

Air:.....FIIIIIINE.

Nightflyer: Excellent. Ripnami, get over here.

Rainkeeper: *plants colanders on Riptide and Tsunami's heads*

Nightflyer: SUP PEEPS. YOU TWO WANNA BE CANON? WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE. I SHIP IT. KISS THE BRIDE.

Riptide: *kisses Tsunami*