Air: JOY I NEED YOU TO LOCK SOMEONE UP.

Joy: *grabs chains*

Joy: Kay. Who is it and how secure you need them?

Rainkeeper:......I'm not even gonna comment anymore. 

Nightflyer: Air, no locking up Satan.

Air: It's not SATAN.

Air: I'm locking up Jack so that he doesn't hurt Dean while trying to kill Dick-ael.

Nightflyer: Why would Jack do that?

Air: Because THE PROMO SAID SO AND I'M SCARED AND CAS LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA CRY!

Joy: So, you need me to lock Satan's son up somewhere so secure that he can't hurt an archangel's vessel?

Air: Yes.

Joy:......*throws out the chains*

Joy: Alright then. Time to go dig up the horsemen's rings.

*players appear*

Sunny: Yes we're all here!

Winter: NO MORE MOONBLI.

Moon: LEAVE US ALONE FOR A MINUTE.

Joy: Geez, guys. Not EVERY dare is about YOU.

Tsunami: Who's the dare for this time?

Air: Fatespeaker, and-

Seashell: CARNELIAN!

Carnelian: OMM I got a dare? Huh.

Seashell: CARNELIAN!

Carnelian: Yes, what?

Seashell: THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO RELEASE YOUR INNER LESBIAN!

Carnelian: WHAT! That's- I- NO. 

Umber: *gasps*

Umber: I KNEW there was a reason why I was so drawn to you!

Carnelian: Umber, no-

Umber: YOU'RE BI AND WON'T ADMIT IT!!!!

Carnelian: NO I'M NOT!

Umber: LIAR!!!!!! 

Umber: CONTRACT THE RAINBOW!!!!! JOIN ME!!!!

Carnelian: NO.

DOD: *backs away from growing rainbow fight*

Glory: I'm bored......*snaps talons*

Deathbringer: *starts feeding Glory grapes*

Glory: so what's the dare?

All:...........

Riptide: Why......

Deathbinger: I lost a bet.

Riptide: OOooooooh.

Peril: It all makes sense now.

Glory: Yep. Deathy's my bitch now.

Tsunami: When wasn't he?

Sunny: *holds back a shriek*

Rainkeeper: Carnelian and Ruby have to do seven minutes in heaven,

Nightflyer: And while we wait, Fatespeaker has to kiss everyone and rate them.

Fatespeaker: Oooooo

Carnelian: I'M NOT GAY!

Umber: Nope, but you're- YOU'RE GETTING BI!

Carnelian: Oh dear moons no.

Umber: I'M GGGGGGETTING BI! I'M GETTING BI- I'M LETTING MY BI FLAG FLY- NOT GONNA HIDE IT, NOT GONNA LIE, I'M A BI KINDA GUY!

Turtle: Do you just have a song for every sexuality?

Umber:......Maybe.

Joy: Bi or not, you're still doing the dare.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Ruby appears*

Air: *shoves them into a closet and laughs*

Nightflyer: What's so funny?

Air: Remember how I babysat baby Dean Winchester and he didn't want to come out of the closet?

Nightflyer: Yeah?

Air: Well I babysat him again, and he went into the closet on his own and shut the door. And I asked why he was in the closet, and he said  "I like in here. It's nice."

Nightflyer:......WOW.

Joy: Alright Fatespeaker! Get kissing!

Fatespeaker: *grins* With pleasure.

Players: *shudders*

Rainkeeper: Remember guys, she's ranking you, so be sure to give a good impression.

Air: And we promise your SO won't kill you.

Qibli: Oh, well in THAT case.

Fatespeaker: Hmmmmm.......I'll start with Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: Glory, permission to win this contest?

Glory: Granted.

Deathbringer: *kisses Fatespeaker*

Fatespeaker: *wide eyes*

Deathbringer: Well?

Fatespeaker: Umuh.........

Deathbringer: Sorry, I didn't catch that.

Fatespeaker: Homina Homina homina

Deathbringer: That's what I thought.

Air: And his ranking?

Fatespeaker: 20/10.

Starflight: Fatespeaker!

Fatespeaker: Hey, when YOU start kissing like THAT, we'll talk.

Fatespeaker: Now, moving on! *kisses Clay*

Peril: *growls*

Fatespeaker: Sweet. 8/10.

Clay: Cool.

Fatespeaker: *kisses Riptide*

Fatespeaker: Little slimy, but good. 6/10

Tsunami: *growls louder*

Fatespeaker: *kisses Winter*

Winter: EW.

Fatespeaker: I agree. 4/10. Ice cold. You two like that?

Moon: It's a long story.

Qibli: I radiate heat, so it evens out.

Fatespeaker: Ah. *kisses Qibli*

Fatespeaker: Much better. 10/10 for little Sandwing.

Qibli: Gross, but yay!

Fatespeaker: *kisses Turtle*

Fatespeaker: Um......5/10.

Kinkajou: WHAT? He's better then that!

Fatespeaker: Sorry, I just don't like the Seawing taste.

Joy: I do. 

Rainkeeper: *facetalons*

Fatespeaker: *kisses Umber*

Fatespeaker: Damn, son, how do you not have a boyfriend?

Umber: Too many guys can't handle my rainbow.

Fatespeaker: Shame. 10/10 by the way.

Umber: YESSSSS.

Fatespeaker: *kisses Glory*

Fatespeaker: Holy crap. 10/10

Deathbringer: I know, right?

Fatespeaker: WTF Glorybringer kisses could kill somebody.

Glory: It's our hidden deadly weapon.

Fatespeaker: Damn, Glory, you could make me gay.

Glory: It's a gift.

Umber: It is, isn't it. 

Fatespeaker: *kisses Sunny*

Sunny: Huh. 

Fatespeaker: Huh......Fruity.

Sunny: Weird, right?

Fatespeaker: Yeah..... 7/10.

Fatespeaker: *kisses Kinkajou*

Fatespeaker: No wonder Turtle likes you.

Kinkajou: HA! 

Fatespeaker: 8/10 for the hyperactive Rainwing.

Kinkajou: KNEW IT!

Fatespeaker: *kisses Moon*

Moon: So gross, so gross, so GROSS.

Fatespeaker: I know.......4/10. I see why Qinter exists.

Qibli: *nods in agreement*

Fatespeaker: *temporarily gains fireproof scales and kisses PEril*

Fatespeaker: Still REALLY WARM.

Peril: Eh.

Fatespeaker: Clay, how do you STAND that?

Clay: I like it. She's like a warm blanket.

Peril: Awwwww.

Fatespeaker: A warm blanket that will set your mouth on fire. 5/10

Fatespeaker: *kisses Tsunami*

Tsunami: EWEWEWEWEWEWEW! *shudders in disgust*

Clay: What's so gross about it?

Tsunami: I JUST KISSED SOMEONE WHO'S KISSED STARFLIGHT!

Players:..................

Glory: OH. My. Moons. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Deathbringer: GROSSGROSSGROSSSGROSSGROSSGROSSS!!!!!!!

Clay: *screams*

Moon: GET IT OFF GETITOFF!!!

Sunny: *gags*

Tsunami: SO NASTY!!!!

Starflight:.......Wow. Thanks guys.

Fatespeaker: *kisses Starflight*

Fatespeaker: Better?

Starflight: A little.

Fatespeaker: *kisses him again*

Fatespeaker:........6/10.

Starflight: Seriously.

Fatespeaker: But 10/10 when we're not in public.

Starflight: Better.

Fatespeaker: DEATHBRINGER IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST KISSER!

Deathbringer: Well, I mean, that was obvious.

Glory: Duh.

Players:......*goes back to freaking out*

Carnelian: *walks out of closet with a hickey on her neck*

Carnelian:.........Did I miss something?

Fatespeaker: Nah. How's Ruby?

Carnelian:........UMBER I GIVE IN.

Umber: You're getting bi?

Carnelian: Oh yeah. I'm getting bi.