Kill Your Darlings (D.O.D.)
Nightflyer: So what do you watch on YouTube in your free time?
Air: Supernatural fan videos.
Seashell: Riverdale crack videos.
Joy: Cinemasins.
Kelp: If characters from various fandoms were vines
Nightflyer: Harry Potter fan theories. What about you Rainkeeper?
Rainkeeper: Uhhhhhh.......
https://youtu.be/Ngpf6UtPn4k
Hosts:.......
Joy: We will never speak of this.
Rainkeeper: Thank you.
*players appear*
Sunny: So what are we doing today?
Joy: Some singing dare, right?
Seashell: Not quite.
Rainkeeper: Wait what?
Air: But I thought-
Seashell: We have a dare for Joy today.
Joy: We do?
Seashell: YEP.
Joy: Why wasn't I told what it was-
Seashell: You remember the Shotgun Carousel trap from the Saw?
Joy: Yes, of course, why does- NO.
Seashell: Yep.
Joy: Who-
Seashell: Joy's dare is to test her capacity to kill people she loves.
Joy: NO.
Seashell: So out of Kelp, Nightflyer, Glory, Deathbringer, Air, and Rainkeeper, you get to spare two and watch the others die.
Joy: But-
Kelp: I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS!
Air: YEAH!
Nightflyer: *checks the Truth or Dare contract*
Nightflyer: Actually we did, shit.
Kelp: WHAT!
Nightflyer: It says here in the fine print that we consent to any kind of dare, no matter the physical, mental, or emotional trauma it causes us or others. This statement includes dare relating to incest, dismemberment, and any sort of torture method found in a book, movie, TV show, or article.
Air: Dammit.
Nightflyer: Sorry.
Deathbringer: So you get to spare two of us?
Joy: I guess so.
Deathbringer: Okay, so Glory and who else?
Joy: Who said I was sparing Glory?
Glory:.....I'm only your freaking MOTHER, but OKAY.
Deathbringer: I said you're sparing Glory.
Joy: Well what if I want to spare Rainkeeper instead?
Deathbringer: I'LL MAKE YOU SPARE HER, I'M NOT GONNA LET HER GET MURDERED BY SOME SAW REFERENCE.
Joy: So Glory can live, but you'll kill your future son?
Deathbringer: Well, that's- I-
Rainkeeper: I understand. You can kill me.
Deathbringer: SEE, HE GETS IT!
Joy: I DON'T WANT TO KILL MY BROTHER!
Seashell: Then spare him.
Joy: But- But I can't kill any of them!
Nightflyer: What if we piss you off? Will that make it easier?
Air: I could kiss Kelp and make it easier for you to murder us both.
Kelp: Could you NOT do that?
Air: Okay.... I could kiss Rainkeeper.
Rainkeeper: Air, no, we talked about that.
Nightflyer: Wait what?
Air: Nothing.
Nightflyer: WHAT?
Rainkeeper: It's nothing.
Nightflyer: WHAT?
Kelp: You know Joy, if you don't decide quickly, something tells me that Nightflyer might just kill Rainkeeper and Air.
Joy: Oh three moons.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Rest of DOD disappear*
*Glory, Deathbringer, Kelp, Rainkeeper, Air, and Nightflyer appear on the Shotgun carousel*
Kelp: Wait WHAT! SEASHELL WHAT THE HELL!!
Seashell: Just doin the dare.
Air: Oh my moons we're gonna die.
Nightflyer: We're not going to die.
Air: BULLSHIT, NIGHTFLYER, WE'RE NOT EVEN FAMILY, WE'RE GONNA DIE.
Nightflyer: Oh shit, you're right.
Rainkeeper: I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Deathbringer: Kill me then! Save Glory!
Glory: SCREW THAT, I SWEAR JOY, IF YOU LET HIM DIE-
Joy: EVERYBODY SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!
Seashell: The shotgun has six shots in it. It will stop on everyone and fire unless you press the button. You can press the button and spare the dragon its pointed at, but you can only press the button twice.
Seashell: You have to choose out of your parents, your best friends, your brother, and your soulmate. Four will die, two can live. If you don't save anyone, they'll all die. The choice is yours.
Rainkeeper: THIS IS SO FREAKING TWISTED, WHAT THE HELL?!??
*Carousel stops, shotgun pointed at Kelp*
Joy: Oh FUCK NO.
Kelp: Joy, it's okay. You have to save your family, I understand.
Joy: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK- YOU'RE MY FAMILY! I CAN'T LET YOU DIE!!!
*Shotgun cocks*
Seashell: Time's a ticking.
Rainkeeper: Joy, think about everybody else,
Kelp: It's okay,
Joy: FUCKING FUCKING FUCK! FUCK, FINE!!! *presses the button*
Joy: SHIT!
*shotgun fires in the air, harming no one*
*Carousel keeps spinning*
Seashell: Watch your profanity
Joy: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SEASHELL!
*Carousel stop on Deathbringer*
Joy: Oh moons.
Deathbringer: Spare Glory, not me!
Glory: FUCK YOU, PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON.
Deathbringer: IT'S NOT WORTH IT GLORY.
Glory: SCREW YOU, YES IT IS.
Joy: DAMMIT!!!!
Deathbringer: I SWEAR JOY, IF YOU LET HER DIE, I'LL KILL YOU.
Glory: WHAT, AND YOU DYING IS OKAY?!?!
Deathbringer: YES!
Glory: NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!
*shotgun cocks*
Joy: WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS TO SOMEBODY?!?!?!?!
Glory: JOY-
Deathbringer: SHUT UP!
Glory: YOU SHUT UP!
Deathbringer: Love you too, Glory.
Glory: DEATHBRINGER, I SWEAR-
*shotgun fires*
All: *screams*
Deathbringer: *dies*
Glory: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
*carousel spins*
Joy: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Glory: EXACTLY!
Air: *crying*
Nightflyer: I FREAKING HATE CAROUSELS!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: FUCK!
*Carousel stops on Air*
Air: Shit.
Nightflyer: Wait No.
Air: SHIT.
Nightflyer: nO
Air: OH SWEET GAY DESTIEL, I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Joy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Rainkeeper: SPARE HER, SHE'S INNOCENT!
Nightflyer: LISTEN TO YOUR BROTHER!
Glory: IF SHE PRESSES IT, WE ALL DIE!
Nightflyer: FINE BY ME, I'M DEAD ALREADY!
Air: NO, FUCK YOU, I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOU GET SHOT!
Nightflyer: YOU THINK I WANNA WATCH YOU GET SHOT?!?!!?
Kelp: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.
Rainkeeper: NO FUCK YOU, SHE SPARED YOU!
Kelp: I DIDN'T ASK HER TOO!
Joy: WELL TOO BAD, I LOVE YOU AND I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU GET SHOT!
Glory: OH, BUT IT WAS OKAY TO WATCH DEATHBRINGER GET SHOT?
Joy: NO!
*shotgun cocks*
Joy: *screeches*
Joy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE RIGHT ANSWER IN THIS SITUATION!?!?!?
Seashell: There isn't one.
Joy: FUCK. YOU!
Air: SAVE ME CASTIEL!
Nightflyer: HE CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
Air: I KNOW, BUT I TRIED! *crying*
*Shotgun fires*
All: *screams*
Nightflyer: *screams louder than anyone*
*Carousel spins*
Joy: Shit. Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
Seashell: Okay Dustin,
Joy: FUCK OFF AND DIE, SEASHELL!
Glory: OH JUST KILL ME, YOU ALREADY KILLED DEATHBRINGER, LET ME BE WITH HIM!
Nightflyer: I KNEW I WAS GONNA DIE FROM THE BEGINNING, GOOD LUCK CHOOSING BETWEEN YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR MOTHER!
*Wheel stops on Rainkeeper*
Joy: NO.
Rainkeeper: SHIT SHIT SHIT.
Joy: NO NO NO *shakes head*
Nightflyer: JUST DECIDE, JOY!
Joy: FUCK THIS, FUCK IT ALL, FUCK SAW!
Seashell: Decide.
*shotgun cocks*
Joy: *freaking out*
Rainkeeper: Okay, okay, it'll be okay, right? RIGHT?
Joy: FUCK! DEATHBRINGER FORGIVE ME! *presses the button*
*shotgun fires in the air, harming no one*
Rainkeeper: SHIT.
*Carousel spins, stops on Glory*
Glory: Well at least you saved your brother...
Joy: *tries to press the button*
Joy: *gets stabbed in the hand*
Joy: *screams*
Glory: *gets shot*
*Carousel spins, stops on Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: We knew it would end this way.
Nightflyer: *get shot*
Seashell: Six shots gone.
Joy: *looks traumatized*
Kelp:.......
Rainkeeper:........
Kelp: What. The. Fuck.
Rainkeeper: Oh my moons.
Kelp: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?
Seashell: So Joy, how's your capability to kill someone you love?
Joy:...........
Joy: *punches Seashell in the face*
Joy: NOT GOOD, FUCK YOU! *crying*
Rainkeeper: I don't want to watch the Saw movies anymore.....
Kelp: Me neither.....
Rainkeeper/Kelp: *released from the carousel*
Joy: *bolts over and hugs Kelp, still crying*
Kelp: You could've saved Glory if you-
Joy: SHUT UP.
Joy: I'M NOT WATCHING YOU DIE.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Everyone respawns*
Deathbringer: WE HAD A DEAL, JOY.
Glory: SCREW YOUR DEAL. *tackles him and hugs him*
Air: I'm never going on a carousel again.
Nightflyer: Me neither.
Air: I'm....I'm gonna go wrap myself in a blanket of fluff now....
Nightflyer: Me too....
Joy: That was the worst, most awful dare we've ever had in this game.
Seashell: Well, it's like all good writers say. Kill your darlings.
Joy:........
Kelp: Um, Seashell, you may want to-
Joy: *kills Seashell*
Joy: That's better.
Kelp:........
Kelp: Welp....Sorry to the two people that like Seashell...
Joy: Let's do a fluffy dare next time.
Kelp: Agreed.
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