Rainkeeper: Air, did you get the rest of the questions?

Air: Yep, I think so!

Nightflyer: Then let's hear it.

Air: Generalliam0529 wants to know "Joy, do toy have a pet rancor? If not, I have a couple to spare, but it depends... On how big your pocket book is."

Joy: I've been TRYING to get a rancor, but I can't find anyone willing to give one to me. I'll take the biggest and best one you have, if you're offering. My pocket book is like Mary Poppin's- never ending.

Air:  Dragobaguette asks "Would all the hosts willingly sit to watch a super long movie series (lets say, Star Wars) for example, that would take hours to watch, maybe even a few days?"

Seashell: YES.

Nightflyer: WE DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

Rainkeeper: Like literally all the time.

Kelp: One time we watched all the Lord of the Rings, then All Harry Potter, then all Star Wars in one setting.

*players appear*

Winter: CHANGE. ME. BACK. OR I WILL STAB YOU!

Hosts: *laugh*

Joy: Yeah, no.

Moon: Can the rest of us leave if you're just going to be torturing Winter?

Nightflyer: No.

Joy: And actually, the only person being tortured today is me..... Well, more Kelp than me, cause I agreed to this and he didn't.

Kelp: Yes, this.... this is a very painful dare to watch....

Carnelian: I'm listening....

Joy: You all get to try and kill me today.

Players:..........

Rainkeeper: And you get revived over and over again until someone kills Joy.

Players:...........

Nightflyer: We know some of you might have some reservations about-

Players: *attack Joy*

Nightflyer: Or not.....

Seashell: Next question while Joy murders the Jade Winglet?

Air: CuteLittleMousie wants to know what I will do if Destiel doesn't become canon.

Air: Well, I'm glad you asked.

Air: Cry. Cry hard enough that the song 'story of a girl' will be about me, because YES, I WILL DROWN THE WORLD.

Air: And scream. Scream very VERY LOUD. Loud enough that Andrew Dabb himself WILL  hear me and WILL know my rage and frustration.

Air: But do I think that Destiel will happen this season? Yes. There is so much subtext, and the fact that Jensen Ackles isn't denying it anymore, referred to Dean and Cas's fight as a domestic spat, and that Misha Collins literally spoke the words 'I'm trying not to say our characters are having sex' and then proceeded to tell the world that their safe word was Impala is all proof to me that Destiel will in fact become a reality.

Air: But if I'm wrong, then I will reach in, and give you a shard of my shattered heart as a reminder to never get your hopes up about anything. Deal?

Hosts:.... *takes a step away from Air*

Joy: *punches Winter in the face*

Winter: OW! You can't hit me! I'm a girl!

Joy:......AND WHAT AM I? 

Winter: Your own ugly, murderous species?

Hosts: *run to hold Kelp and Rainkeeper back*

Joy:..... You die slowly now.

Kinkajou: *punches Winter*

Winter: KINKAJOU WHAT THE HELL, WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE!

Kinkajou: JUST CAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T DECK YOU.

Joy: *attacks Winter*

Air: KoiTheKat asks "If you were all to choose any character in the books to be, who would it be? (It can't be yourself)"

Rainkeeper: I'd say....Blue. He sounds cool enough.

Seashell: I'd want to be Scarlet, just for the fun of trying.

Air: But you'd die.

Seashell: Not if I did it right.

Kelp: I wanna try my hand at being Clay. Fire proof scales? Food? Sounds nice enough.

Joy: Um, Deathbringer, DUH.

Nightflyer: Do we have to do everything the character does, or can we change them?

Air: You can change them.

Nightflyer: In that case? Mastermind. I'd get rid of the Rainwing experiments, obviously, and focus on more inventions that could help my tribe survive. Plus he gets a lab and that's.... Okay that's the only reason why I wanna be Mastermind...

Air: Sunny! She's awesome!

Air: StarTheHybrid wants to know "How dirty is Joy's mind😏?"

Rainkeeper: *wheels in a dumpster of the foulest, NASTIEST, things you can imagine*

All: *throws up at the smell*

Joy: Ten times more dirty than THAT. *throws Qibli in the dumpster*

Joy: My mind is filthier than Darkstalker's armpit.

Air: MeerkatTheSandwing asks " if you Were a bnha(my hero academia) character, who would you be?"

Joy: Um.... Juzo?

Nightflyer: Probably Nezu.

Kelp: Izuku.

Rainkeeper: Hitoshi?

Air: Mina!

Seashell: Uh.....Kota? I don't know.

Air: DragonArtist28 asks "Hey joy, would you like some exotic plants from the poison jungle? *grabs crate full of poison jungle plants* they're 99% off this season! Oh, and by the way, I have an rp! That assassinates people!"

Joy: YES. GIVE ME EVERYTHING SUNDEW HAS ACCESS TO PLEASE. AND YOUR RP SOUNDS AWESOME.

Air: iamWhitewater asks "If you could turn into one player from the game for one day who would it be?"

All:......

Kelp: Not Winter, that's for sure.

Seashell: Fatespeaker, because you are rarely ever chosen for a dare and people forget you're there.

Rainkeeper: I'd take a risk and be Deathbringer.

Air: Carnelian. That way I could just sit back and be besties with Amber the whole time.

Joy: *quietly kicks away Amber's decapitated head with a whistle*

Nightflyer: I think it would be interesting to be Peril for a day. Sounds fun.

Joy: Tsunami would be fun.

Kelp: Then I guess I'll be Riptide. *winks*

Joy: Squidbrain.

Kelp: See? We've got our characters down already.

Air: SmolNezukoIsBestGirl asks a question FOR OUR SCAVENGER AUTHOR, WHO WILL ALSO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE FOR HER, "Do you genuinely dislike Moonwatcher from the canon?"

ME: *appears*

ME: No, not really. I think Moon is an interesting character, and she is not as overpowered as she could have been, and I have some similarities to her personality that make me like her, but overall I just think there are better characters that deserve more attention.  Please don't kill me.

ME: *disappears*

Air: SmolNezukoIsBestGirl asks "How would you look as humans?"

Nightflyer: Permission to go looking for celebrities that fit our likeness?

Air: GRANTED.

Nightflyer: Okay, here's Joy.

Joy: Oh, I like that.

Nightflyer: Rainkeeper.

Air:......

Nightflyer: Yes, I used-

Air: WHY IS IT ACCURATE THOUGH *screeches*

Seashell: Are you just taking various people from our various fandoms and using them?

Nightflyer:.......Maybe, but you cannot tell me these people wouldn't look great together.

Nightflyer: This work for Air?

Air: I LOOK LIKE A BABY!

Nightflyer: BUT YOU'RE ADORABLE, AND SO IS YOUNG MILLIE BOBBY BROWN!

Nightflyer: And it was either her or Lili Reinhart.

Nightflyer: Seashell?

Seashell:......I accept my fate as Madelaine Petsch.

Nightflyer: and here's me.

Air: Now I really want to be older.

Nightflyer: Air, we're the same age....

Air: BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK IT IN HUMAN YEARS!

Nightflyer: Alright, alright, what about this?

Air: Much better 

Joy: Okay.

Air: Reckabaol asks "If u could be an anime character who would you be and who would be ur S.O.?"

Hosts:......uhhhhhhh

Kelp: And this is the moment everybody finds out we don't really watch anime.

Joy: I'M *claws at Moon's face* TREVOR. *kicks Carnelian* FUCKING *slices at Amber* BELMONT.

Kelp: Guess that makes me Sypha. I'm cool with that.

Rainkeeper: I'll be Alucard from Castlevania, and I guess Pear could be Blake from RWBY.

Air: Ruby! From RWBY!

Nightflyer: Can I be Happy from Faily Tail?

Air: YES.

Seashell: Weiss from RWBY. And Geyser can be Jaune.

Air: FangirlGoddess101 asks "How many weapons does Joy have?"

Joy: Think of a number in your head. Okay, got one? Good. It's bigger than that.

Seashell: But what's the ACTUAL number?

Joy: A wise general never reveals the true size of their army.

Air: constellationsecret asks "COULD JOY HEAR HER BROTHER INSIDE HER EGG BEFORE SHE HATCHED WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO HER????? that my question"

Turtle: *lunges at Joy*

Joy: *catches Turtle by the throat*

Joy: No? I don't really remember anything from before I hatched. *throws Turtle at Qibli*

Air: SyproEthan asks "In the future that you guys come from, does Sunny have a dragonet, if so please bring him to the present."

Nightflyer: In an alternate reality? Yes, she does. 

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*dragon a little older than the hosts appears, has a glowing eye like Sans*

Dragon: Um....Hi?

Air: His name is Beetle, after Thorn's nickname to Sunny.

Beetle: That's me! What am I doing here?

Rainkeeper: Nothing much, just tell us about yourself.

Beetle: Um, okay? My name is Beetle, my parents are Sunny and Meerkat. I'm an animus, and a total fanboy. SUNKAT IS THE OTP. I'm told I have the same powers as someone named Sans, I also like first person shooter games, gears of war series, the two destiny games, Yu-Gi-Oh. I don't like fortnite, but I do like Minecraft, overwatch, and Spyro.

Kelp: Okay, cool.

Air: Thanks!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Beetle disappears*

Air: ActiveArtist wants to know "What Gravity Falls characters can you all relate to the most?"

Nightflyer: Dipper.

Air: MABEL.

Joy: Bill cipher.

Rainkeeper: I guess Wendy.

Kelp: SOOS.

Seashell: Lil Gideon? I don't know, I never watched Gravity Falls.

Other hosts: *gasp*

Kinkajou: *runs over with a rock, screaming, and kills Joy*

Joy: *respawns*

Joy: Took you guys long enough.

JW: *collapses to the floor in relief and exhaustion*

Air: Winterwatcher4ever asks "Asking all hosts, what are your favorite jelp moments?"

Hosts: *sigh*

Nightflyer: When I woke up and they were asleep on Kelp's bed *makes heart shape with his talons*

Rainkeeper: I think one of my favorites was when Deathbringer decided to have the chat with Kelp about how if he hurt Joy, we'd kill him, blah blah blah, and Kelp just grinned at the end and went "You can hurt me however you want- at the end of the day I'll be more afraid of what Joy does to me than anything you try."

Kelp: It's true- love her to death, but the second I piss off Joy, I'm scared.

Rainkeeper: I think that was the moment I nodded and went 'yep, this one can marry my sister'.

Kelp: awww, thanks.

Air: *flips desk* DANCING IN THE MUSIC CAVE AND KELP FELL AND IT WAS ADORABLE.

Seashell: I don't have a favorite Jelp moment.

Air: LIAR.

Nightflyer: FALSEHOOD!

Seashell: I don't even ship them!

Rainkeeper: LIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSS!

Kelp: C'mon Seashell, tell the truth.

Seashell:.......

Seashell: *long suffering sigh*

Seashell: Well, I guess.... Joy's concern after Pineapple attacked Kelp was kinda sweet.

Joy:.......So the most terrifying moment of my life is your favorite Jelp moment?

Seashell: That's right.

Joy: You read a lot of angsty fanfictions, don't you?

Seashell: Oh moons, so many.

Hosts:........

Joy: I liked our secret dance lessons.

Kelp: I liked our wedding.

Joy: *kisses Kelp*

Hosts: AWwwwwwww

Players: *pained groans from the floor*