Joy: IT'S ABOUT TIME WE DID THIS DARE!

Rainkeeper: Yes, FINE. Kelp gets to be a host for ONE dare.

Joy: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!

*Kelp appears*

Joy: KELP!!!! *hugs him*

Kelp: Well, you're happy today.

Joy: Well no duh. YOU'RE here!

Kelp: Awww, thanks.

Rainkeeper: This is for ONE day. Not a regular thing.

Seashell: We'll see about that.

*players appear*

Moon: OH! Hello.

Kinkajou: I REMEMBER YOU!

Kelp: Yes, hi, I'm only here for today.

Carnelian: Dammit, can't we exchange Seashell for you? 

Seashell:.....So loved.

Kelp: Oh come on, Seashell. Everybody likes you deep down!

Seashell: Why?

Kelp: Cause you're a Ripnami dragonet, duh.

Joy: I like having him here.

Air: You seem a lot less murderous when he's around.

Joy: Yes, he brings out my inner sanity..... A little bit.

Nightflyer: Okay, y'all ready for this.

Air: DE NE NE DE DE DE DEDEDE DE DE DE DDDDEEE!

Rainkeeper: *does a slam dunk in a basketball hoop*

Kelp: What-

Joy: Just go with the insanity, Kelp, and you'll fit right in.

Kelp: Got it. 

Seashell: DARE TIME! *snaps talons*

Winter: *turns into a scavenger*

Kinkajou: *turns into a rabbit*

Turtle: *turns into a sloth*

Umber: *turns into Amber*

Carnelian: *turns into a frog*

Qibli: *turns into butterfly*

Moon:.......Oh, was I not included?

Rainkeeper: Yeah, you weren't in this dare....

Moon: *shrugs* I'll suffer through it.

Qibli: *in high-pitched voice* BITCH!

Moon: Hey, don't be mad!

Qibli: DON'T BE MAD?!!? I'M A BLOODY BUTTERFLY!!!!

Turtle: At least you can still fly.

Kinkajou: But Turtle, you're so cute and fluffy!

Turtle: So are you. And delicious.

Winter: Oooooh, Rabbit Kinkajou.....

Kinkajou: NO ONE  IS ALLOWED TO EAT ME!

Winter: Awwwww.

Air: Is it just me, or does scavenger Winter kinda look like Tom Felton?

Seashell: Well I mean they both sparkle, so....

Carnelian: A FROG? REALLY? THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATI- Oh, a fly!

Rainkeeper: *facetalons*

Amber: I LOVE THIS DARE!

Amber: *prances around throwing rainbow confetti and skittles*

Qibli: OH MY MOONS.

Kelp: What?

Qibli: AMBER IS UMBER?!!?!?!?

Joy: AAAAAAAaaaaand NOW he figures it out.

All: *collective facetalon*

Qibli:..........Nice.

Turtle: I feel really sleepy... I'm gonna take a nap.

Kinkajou: Can we keep Turtle as a sloth? HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!

Amber: YES AND KEEP ME AS ME!

Seashell: Sorry, you all have to go back to normal eventually.

Kinkajou: AWWWWWW

Carnelian: WOO-HOO!

Amber: BUT THIS IS MY NORMAL!

Winter: This....This is what it feel like to be a scavenger?

Winter:.......WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!

Winter: Why is there hair on my head, but only a little bit of hair on my arms? They have no natural weapons- how am I supposed to defend myself?

Winter: I AM VERY CONFUSED.

Joy: *laughs*

Joy: That's where these things come in *holds up a gun*

Winter:........I wanna be a dragon again.

Kinkajou: NOOOOO, BE THE SPARKLY VAMPIRE SCAVENGER YOU ARE MEANT TO BE!

Winter: SHUT IT, PETER RABBIT!

Kinkajou: You shut it, Edward Cullen.

Winter: EASTER BUNNY, I WILL KILL YOU, AND TURN YOU INTO BONNIE FROM FNAF.

Kelp: This is fun.

Moon: Hey, since Kelp is a host for now, shouldn't he sing a song?

Kelp: Why should I sing?

Air: We do 80's song montages a lot. 

Kelp: You guys have to listen to my sister singing?

Player: Yes.

Kelp: YOU POOR CREATURES!

Seashell: *smacks Kelp*

Joy: *smacks Seashell*

Rainkeeper: *smacks Joy*

Joy: *glares*

Rainkeeper: *shrugs*

Kelp: I don't really know any songs...

Joy: Yes you do! What about that one we were JUST listening to?

Kelp: But that was so stupid!

Joy: Doesn't matter. I'LL SING IT WITH YOU!

Kelp: Alright fine. 

Joy: I PUSH AND YOU TEND TO SHOVE

Kelp: I give in and you don't give up

Joy: I'm not getting out of here this time

Kelp: I brought a lemon to a knife fight!

Kelp: I kick and you like to punch

Joy: I'm unhinged and you're undone

Kelp: I'm not getting out of here alive

Joy: I BROUGHT A LEMON TO A KNIFE FIGHT!

All:.........

Air: What is that song?

Joy: Lemon to a knife fight. Duh.

Rainkeeper: WHY WOULD SOMEONE BRING A LEMON TO A KNIFE FIGHT?

Kelp: I dunno, so you can squeeze the juice into their eyes and run away?

Joy: I like how you think.

Carnelian: Yeah, yeah, CAN WE GO BACK TO BEING DRAGONS AGAIN?

Seashell: Nah. How about we just leave them with Kelp for a few hours? Let him host.

Air: Okay!

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer/Air/Joy/Seashell: *leave*

Kelp:.........

Kelp: Well, now the REAL fun starts.

*several hours later*

Joy: Hey Kelp, how's it go-

Kelp: Hi Joy!

Turtle: *is tied to the ceiling*

Room: *is on fire*

Carnelian: *dead*

Moon: *trying to catch Qibli in a butterfly net*

Qibli: *has caught fire*

Kinkajou: *screaming and running away from Winter*

Winter: GET BACK HERE- YOU'RE MY DINNER!

Kinkajou: *screams louder*

Amber: *calmly sitting in the middle of the room, eating skittles*

Hosts:...........

Kelp: So uh, THIS  is probably why I'm not a host....

Hosts:........

Joy: Yeah, that about sums it up.