Katy Overload (J.W.)


Air: Go to google, or whatever search engine you use

Nightflyer: That would be google, yes.

Air: And type in "destiel manip"

Air: That's Destiel M-A-N-I-P

Air: Thank me later.

Nightflyer: Air.....I don't think Jensen Ackles would like thi-

Air: SHHHHHHHH *shushes him*

Nightflyer: I wonder......*types in Wolfstar manip*

Nightflyer: OH MY MOONS

Air: I KNOW

Nightflyer: IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Air: I KNOOOOWWWWWW

*players appear*

Moon: I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST SIX DARES.

Seashell: *checks notes*

Seashell: Nope, just the last 2.

Carnelian: Can you go back to the DOD for the next dare?

Seashell: No, sorry, you're here for the next one too.

Turtle: We get no breaks, no peace, and no satisfaction.

Nightflyer: *looks up from Wolfstar fanart*

Nightflyer: Now you just did that one on purpose.

Turtle: I did.

Hosts:.........

Joy: I CAN'T GET NO!

Air: SA-TIS-FACTION!

Hosts: CAUSE I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY

Hosts: *keeps singing to the Rolling Stones*

Winter: I can only imagine what your parents must think of you.

Air: WELL THEY'RE NOT HOME SO WHO CARES!

Qibli: Wait.....You're unsupervised?

Kelp: YEP! 

Umber: Oh no. What have you done?

Joy: Thrown a wild party.

Air: I REDECORATED MY WHOLE ROOM BECAUSE NOBODY'S HOME TO STOP ME AHAHAHAHHA

Seashell: Wait, redecorated how?

Air: You know how windows are supposed to have curtains?

Seashell: Yeah.

Air: WELL NOT ANYMORE HAHAHAHAH!

Nightflyer:......Oh you sweet summer child.

Umber: What's on the gaygenda today?

Joy: The word manip. Don't know what it means, but it leads you to excellent photoshop fanart.

Seashell: Also countdown to Riverdale and Supernatural. Air, did you see the new promo they released?

Air: I........

Air: DAMMIT SEASHELL, I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND FORGET ABOUT MY PAIN, AND HONESTLY I'M FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.

Air: IT'S LIKE YESTERDAY, WHEN I WAS IN THE CAR, AND WE WERE LISTENING TO THE BEATLES STATION, AND TWIST AND SHOUT CAME ON, AND I HAD TO TRY NOT TO BURST INTO TEARS, AND IT'SREALLYFREAKINGDIFFICULT AND I HATE YOU.

Nightflyer: And here I thought therapy was helping her....

Joy: Air, I need to take every feeling you have about Supernatural, okay,

Air: Okay.

Joy: Aaaannnnndd Bury it. Deep. DEEP down.

Air: Okay.

Joy:.......Better?

Air: *stabs self with iron fireplace poker*

Air: OH LOOK. I'VE BEEN IMPALED.

Air: *drops*

Nightflyer: *eyes widen*

Joy:.......Yeah, I should NOT be a therapist.

Winter: As entertaining as it is to watch you all ramble, what's the dare so we can do it and go home?

Rainkeeper: Teah, about that.... *holds up talons*

Rainkeeper: My hand got stuck in the Jar of Sorrow.

Joy: Back up..... Teah?

Rainkeeper:.......Yes, TEAH, do you have a problem with my choice of language?

Nightflyer: I have a problem since that's not a word....

Rainkeeper: DON'T KILL MY VIBE, BRO.

Kelp: You REAAAAALLLLY don't want to admit that you had a typo, do you?

Rainkeeper: TEAH.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Air: *respawns*

Air: Truck Teah.

Rainkeeper: Air gets it! *high fives her*

Rainkeeper: Anyway, we need Winter and Qibli to sing Hot n' Cold by the great Katy Perry.

Seashell: KATY PERRY IS BETTER THAN TAYLOR SWIFT, FIGHT ME!

Joy: OH MY MOONS, SEASHELL AND I AGREE ON SOMETHING WTF, IS THE WORLD ENDING?

Air: Welcome....to....the...end...

Air: *reaches for fireplace poker*

Nightflyer: *takes it*

Nightlfyer: NO. BAD AIR.

Kelp: I vote whenever Air misbehaves, we call her Pollution. Cause...Air pollution...

Joy: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper: *clicks on boombox*

Qibli: QUICK, WINTER DO YOU KNOW YOUR LINES?

Winter: WAIT WHAT, NO-

Qibli: YES YOU DO, GO.

Winter: I DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS-

Qibli: BULLSHIT, I WAS YOUR ROOMMATE AT JMA, I HEARD YOU SINGING FIREWORK IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS TO EVERY KATY PERRY SONG EVER MADE.

Winter: I DO NOT!

Qibli:.....SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

Winter: That's what you get for WAKIN UP IN VEGAS.

Qibli: KNEW IT!

Winter: FINE, DAMMIT.

*song starts*

Winter: You change your mind, Like a girl changes clothes

Qibli: Yeah you, PMS, Like a bitch. I would know

Winter: And you over think, Always speak, Cryptically

Winter/Qibli: I should know
That you're no good for maaaaaaaaaaa

Winter/Qibli: *start dancing*

Winter/Qibli: Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

Qibli: We used to be, Just like twins,

Winter: So in sync, The same energy, Now's a dead battery

Qibli: Used to laugh bout nothing, Now you're plain boring, I should know that You're not gonna change

Winter: 'Cause you're hot 

Qibli: then you're cold

Winter: You're yes 

Qibli: then you're no, You're in 

Winter: then you're out, You're up 

Qibli: then you're down, You're wrong when it's right

Winter: It's black and it's white

Winter: We fight, we break up

Qibli: We kiss, we make up

Qibli: You!

Winter:  You don't really want to stay, no

Winter: You!

Qibli: But you don't really want to go, oh

Winter: 'Cause you're hot

Qibli: then you're cold

Winter: You're yes

Qibli: then you're no, 

Winter: You're in

Qibli: then you're out, 

Winter: You're up

Qibli: Then you're down,

Qibli: Someone call the doctor

Winter: Got a case of a love bi-polar

Qibli/Winter: Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this riiiiiiide
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white

Qibli: We fight, we break up

Winter: We kiss, we make up

JW: *jamming out to the song*

Winter/Qibli: You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down, down.

Air: Now KISSSSSS

Winter/Qibli:.......

Winter: Okay. *kisses Qibli*

Moon: *shipping screams*

Umber: OTP.

Carnelian: I thought there was a time you had a crush on both of them.

Umber: Who says I still don't?

Carnelian: You're so gay, and you don't even like boys.

Umber: No, you don't even like,

Carnelian: No, you don't even

Umber: Lllliiiiikkkkkeee Boys.

Kinkajou: I kissed a girl, and I liked it, hope my boyfriend don't mind it,

*window breaks*

Turtle: He minds it.


Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top