Nightflyer: One does not simply go hiking without singing a song from The Trail To Oregon

Joy: WE'RE ON THE TRAIL TO ORE-GAIL, IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE SHOW NOW!

Hosts: YOU COULD GO NEXT STORE AND SEE SOMETHING PROFESSIONAL, WE WOULDN'T BLAME YOU A BIIIITTTT,

Hosts: RATHER THAN SITTING THROUGH THIS ORE-SHIT!

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Well congrats, Winter.

Winter: WHY ARE YOU CONGRATULATING ME, LITERALLY NOTHING GOOD HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.

Joy: Well then I guess today's the start!

Winter:....*narrows eyes*

Winter: Yeah, I don't believe a word of that shit.

Nightflyer: Well you should cause we're turning you back into a boy.

Winter: WAIT REALLY?!???

Air: YUP!

Winter: MY ENDLESS TORTURE IS FINALLY OVER?!?!?!

Seashell: Unless someone dares you to be a girl again, yes.

Winter: FINALLY!!!!!!!

Qibli: Good, my days of bi confusion are over.

Joy: Yep, it's finally done. Seashell, if you would do the honors?

Seashell: I'd be glad to.

Winter: *borderline crying with happiness*

Amber: You're not gonna change me back though, are you?

Nightflyer: Nope.

Amber: Okay good.

Seashell: And now we let the magic do it's thing.

Seashell: *waves magic wand* AAAAABRACADABA!

Winter: *is still a girl*

Winter:.......Wait a second....

Nightflyer: Maybe you didn't do it right. Can I try?

Seashell: Of course

Nightflyer: Eye of rabbit, heart string hum, TURN THIS DRAGON INTO RUM!

*nothing happens*

Winter: *narrows eyes*

Air: HOCUS POCUS! ALACAZAM!

Nightflyer: Jelly Legs Jinx!

Rainkeeper: I couldn't believe I didn't kow the countercurse was just 'unjellify'

Winter: WOULD YOU ALL STOP WITH THE REFERENCES AND TURN ME BACK INTO A DUDE?!!?!?

Seashell: Of course, we're sorry *snaps talons*

Winter: *is still a girl*

Winter: WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?!?!

Joy: Uh oh. I guess you're stuck like this.

Winter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M STUCK LIKE THIS?????

Seashell: Well, if you were destined to be a girl, then I guess the magic to change you back won't work....

Kelp: And since dragons haven't made much progress in the way of gender reassignment surgery, I guess you're stuck.

Winter: NO! NO. NO, YOU CANNOT DO THIS.

Air: We did TRY to change you back, I guess it just didn't work.

Nightlfyer: Magic isn't perfect, after all.

Winter: I DON'T CARE, TRY AGAIN!

Seashell: Okaaaaayyyy *snaps talons*

Winter: *is still a girl*

Winter: *screams and freaks out*

Winter: CHANGE ME BACK!!!! CHANGE ME BACK!!!!!

Rainkeeper: We're TRYING-

Winter: YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

Joy: Alright team, you know what that means.

Joy: MAXIMUM EFFORT.

Hosts: *use combined magic hosts powers*

Winter: *is somehow even MORE girly, in a tutu and full makeup*

Winter: *starts crying*

Amber: STOP! That mascara's not waterproof!

Joy: What a shame. Guess you'll have to live like this forever!

Winter: AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYONE?!!??!

Rainkeeper: I don't know

Air: You were playing a game of truth or dare and it went horribly wrong?

Joy: Freaky Friday happened, but in a different way?

Kelp: Make something up.

Joy: You turned into a Ken doll.

Winter: I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALL, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR COWS! IT'S ONE THING TO DO MESSED UP DARES, BUT IT'S ANOTHER TO RUIN LIVES ENTIRELY!

Amber: I don't know what you're talking about, this game made my life better.

Carnelian: This game's the only reason I still HAVE a life, so I approve.

Hosts: *exchange glances*

Winter: YOU CAN ALL ROT IN YOUR OWN PERSONAL HELLS! *tutu falls down*

Hosts:...... *burst out laughing*

Winter:......Why are they laughing?

Moon: I don't know.

Joy: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

Nightflyer: We didn't LOSE OUR MAGIC POWERS! We can turn you back into a boy whenever we want!

Winter: Wh-what?

Seashell: Yeah, see? *snaps talons*

Qibli: *turns into a girl*

Qibli: *screams*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Qibli: *turns back into a boy*

Qibli:....I feel so violated....

Winter: So.....You ARE going to turn me back?

Air: Eh, eventually.

Winter: BUT THE DARES-

Kelp: You've only done 10 of the 15 required. 11 after today, so you're still stuck like this.

Winter:.........I will kill you, your children, AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

Joy: Try it and see what happens.

Turtle: So what's the ACTUAL dare for today besides pranking Winter?

Rainkeeper: Seven minutes in heaven for the whole Jade Winglet!

Qibli: DIBS ON MOON!

Joy: With Qinter, of course.

Qibli:.....STILL FINE!

Amber: Any other forced pairings?

Air: Nope! Go with whoever you want.

JW:.... *screeches with happiness and runs to the closets*

Winter: *glares at the hosts and is dragged into closet by Qibli*

Air: We completely forgot that we kept the Q&A questions open too, so we never finished them

Joy: I think there were only a few more though, so let's do it now.

Nightlfyer: Okay, constellationsecret wants to know if the hosts know about Joy's dead brother

Rainkeeper: I mean, of course I do.

Kelp: She told me about it once, yeah.

Nightflyer: I just heard through rainforest rumors.

Air: Nightflyer told me, so yeah.

Joy: Obviously I know. 

Seashell: Her.......

Seashell: Her what?

Nightflyer: DestinyTheNightWing3 asks "Do the hosts {besides joy and nightflyer} know how joy and nightflyer met? if so what do they think about that?"

Rainkeeper: Yes, of course. I think it's the most obvious way for Joy to make friends.

Nightflyer: By shoving them off a platform and pinning them to the ground?

Rainkeeper: Yes, exactly.

Air: I know how they met. I think it's cute. Little baby Nightflyer getting beat up by mini Joy.

Nightflyer: I WAS NOT A BABY-

Air: YES YOU WERE

Seashell: I know about it. I don't care. They met- so what?

Kelp: It makes me laugh, and I think it's funny that Joy could already overpower dragons by such a young age.

Nightflyer: StarFoxJoy wants to know who we would all sound like in a movie or who our voice actors would be.

Rainkeeper: See that's a very difficult question cause like, we all have voices, obviously, and to our scavenger author they sound familiar enough that they probably are from some voice actor, but we can't think of who we sound like because we just sound like ourselves.

Air: What if we just describe our voices?

Seashell: Okay.

Joy: I have a standard female voice. Confident, medium tone, with a sarcastic snap at the end. 

Air: My voice is a little bit higher than Joy's, and a lot more girlish, like you could see me giggling easily.

Nightflyer: Standard male voice, I guess, so obviously deeper than Joy and Air's. Think somewhere around Alexander Calvert's voice, I guess would be a good way of putting it.

Rainkeeper: My voice is deeper than Nightflyer, probably because I'm older, and there's almost a gruffness to it, if that makes sense. 

Kelp: I'm somewhere between Nightflyer and Rainkeeper.

Seashell: My voice is not AS high as Air, but it's higher than Joy's, and I speak very clearly and smoothly. Like a matter of fact tone.

Nightflyer: That probably helped with nothing, but it's all we've got.

Nightflyer: They also want to know if our scavenger author will ever write more jelp, or that book between JALGFY and LATSSS that she mentioned once.

ME: *poofs into the room*

ME: POOF, WHAT DO YOU NEED?

ME: So here's the thing. I'm currently in the process of writing several oneshots of various ships throughout various fandoms, the JALGFY AU and WOF included, as a treat for when I reach 1k followers, so there will be a jelp oneshot in there. As for the middle book, I don't know. Once I adjust to online school, I think I'll have more writing time, and since I'm borderline ready to give up on the cop show because I just don't think it's that good because I'm not the best at writing action, I might return to the idea of the middle book because I really liked it. It's just been awhile since I've visited the idea, and I'm trying to work on my original stories a bit more (currently rewriting Wrong Side of the Law, actually) so I might consider the idea more now, or I might wait until the oneshots are done and it's summer time. We'll see, but I promise there will be at least one jelp oneshot in the future, and I'll write more if I get ideas for them. Sorry for the rant!

ME: *poofs out*

*it's been seven minutes*

JW: *stumbles out of closet*

Air: HI!

Winter: No. *walks out*

Qibli: He's mad at you.

Joy: We figured.

Qibli: And he has to be mean to someone at least three times a day or he gets the hiccups in his sleep.

Rainkeeper: Understood, you're dismissed.

Carnelian: What?

Joy: CLASS DISMISSED!

Kelp: Get OUT OF HERE!

JW: *runs*

Joy: Alright, so we also completely forgot we used to do that thing where we ended a part with questions

Nightflyer: So we're gonna try to do that again.

Kelp: What's your favorite musical?

Nightlfyer: Literally all the starkid ones.

Rainkeeper: I've been listening to Gay or European on repeat for the past hour, what musical do you think?