It's- SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!(Both)
Rainkeeper: Okay, so we WERE going to have the next gen hosts be in this chapter-
Air: BUT THIS COULD NOT POSSIBLY WAIT.
Joy: AKA, Air was gonna die if we didn't do this date as soon as possible.
Air: I STILL MIGHT I'M FREAKING OUT.
Nightflyer: Air, calm yourself.
Air: NOT IN THIS CHAPTER I WON'T.
*players appear*
Seashell: So, you were all dared to be Supernatural characters, so we're just gonna let Air have a field day with this one.
Rainkeeper: Field day?
Joy: YAY! I can go cuckoo and no one can stop me! *runs away laughing*
All:.......
Glory: Is she a psycho?
Rainkeeper: NO, but she did recently snap someone's neck.
Deathbringer: Yep. That's definitely my daughter. No doubt about it.
Air: OKAY EVERYBODY SHUSH I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS WHAT CHARACTER FROM SUPERNATURAL.
Air: Lets start with the easy ones.
Air: There may be some double ups?
Air: MOON- You're Kevin.
Moon: Who's that?
Air: Kevin Tran. Insanely smart, he's a Prophet. He's in Advanced Placement.
Moon:....Okay.
Air: SUNNY- You're Charlie.
Sunny: Oh, who's that?
Air: Charlie, expert hacker, redhead, TOTAL FANGIRL AND GEEK. I love her.
Sunny: I like.
Air: Hmmmmm. Clay, you're Garth.
Clay: Who's that?
Air: A hunter who has Sock puppets and we're all just highly amazed that hes still alive, seeing as he's not very bright.
Clay:....Oh.
Air: But he's nice, and is a werewolf, so....
Clay: COOL! WEREWOLF CLAY!
Air:....Umber, I deem you the Honorable role of Castiel.
Umber: *gasps* WHY DO I GET THAT HONOR???
Air: Because you're loyal, a good fighter, innocent, and gay enough to spit rainbows.
Umber: true...
Air: Kinkajou, you're Gabriel, because you like candy and can pull pranks.
Kinkajou: Yay!
Air: Deathbringer, you're Crowley.
Deathbringer: HELL YEAH, I'M RULING HELL!- When Asmodeus and Lucifer aren't, that is....
Air: Carnelian, you're....Claire.
Carnelian: Who?
Air: A very headstrong girl who attacks first and asks questions later.
Carnelian: Sweet.
Air: Oh my gosh this is surprisingly difficult....
Air: Tsunami, you're Jo, because you're both badasses.
Tsunami: Nice.
Air: Peril....Amara.
Peril: That's a cool name.
Air: Because LITERALLY LIKE NOTHING CAN KILL EITHER OF YOU, and she's extremely powerful.
Air: Starflight.....
Air: Yeah, I got nothing for you.
Air: Winter- Rufus, because you both are always super grumpy.
Air: Turtle, you're....heard to place.... Oh! You're Rowena! Because you both have magic!
Turtle:....I'm a grumpy redheaded witch. Nice.
Air: *giggles* That also makes Deathbringer your son.
Deathbringer:......That does NOT work on any level.
Air: Qibli......Benny.
Qibli: Who's that?
Air: A loyal friend, and a vampire, and I think you guys kinda talk alike.
Qibli: Bet we dont's.
Air: Yeah ya do's.
Air: Glory, I'm gonna call you Jodi Mills.
Glory: Okay?
Air: Cause she's the mama bear police chief that will END you.
Glory: I am not a-
Tsunami: Well, we might as well say it now- Glory, you're the mom friend.
Glory: I AM NOT!
Clay: You kinda are.
Sunny: You're strict with us, and you're the ONLY responsible one, and you're smart.
Deathbringer: OMM, Glory, you're a hot mom.
Glory: SHUT. YOUR. FACES.
Air: Riptide, seeing as I could see you wearing a mullet-
Tsunami: Wait what?
Air: You're gonna be Ash.
Riptide: Cool! Is Ash epic?
Air: No, ironically enough, Ash turned to ashes in a horrible fire.
Riptide:.......
Riptide: I'll still take it.
Air: *sighs* Patience, I suppose? Because she was smart.
Fatespeaker: What about me?
Air: Adam.
Fatespeaker: Who?
Air: Exactly.
Air: You're him because everyone kinda forgets that you're there, and no one ever remembers Adam.
Fatespeaker:......Oh.
Glory: What do we do now?
Joy: I have no idea.
Rainkeeper: How about you all say a cool quote from your characters!
Nightfyler: Fine with me.
Clay: Case Mr. Fizzles can tell when you're being a LIIIIIIAAAAAR.
Joy: I will slap your sock puppet.
Peril: So, only dead people get to see him? And that makes sense to billions of you?
Tsunami: I was a freak with a knife collection!
Air: Only Jo....
Riptide: All business up front, party in the back.
Glory: You can kiss my ass, Dr. Monsterface
Deathbringer: No one in the history of torture has been tortured like the torture you'll be tortured with.
Air: Still love it. I WANT CROWLEY BACK!!!!
Fatespeaker: Why? What's dad do with you on your birthday?
Air: This is why we left you in the fucking cage.
Nightflyer: Air, language!
Starflight: Those monsters, they're coming. Lots of them.
Sunny: I was drunk, it was comic-con.
Air: That's the perfect excuse to everything.
Umber: If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
Air: *dies*
Carnelian: Eat me, Hasslehoff.
Moon: Awesome. The King of Hell just snapped my girlfriend's neck. How 'bout you?
Deathbringer: As Crowley, I feel like I should apologize for that.
Air: Don't worry, that's all water under the bridge.
Air: And over the bridge.
Air: The bridge is just....it's gone at this point.
Qibli: I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't always been this cute and cuddly.
Winter: Frankly ma'am, it's none of your damn business.
Turtle: Oh! The handsome angel is there, isn't he? Hello sweetie pie!
Kinkajou: Lucifer you are my brother and I love you. But you're a great big bag of dicks.
Air: Aaaaaand that's a little bit of Supernatural for all of you!
Joy: Don't worry, we'll be back to non-Supernatural related dares next time.
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