Hosts: *chilling*

Nightflyer: *reading the book of useless information*

Air: *texting and giggling*

Nightflyer: Who are you texting?

Air: Misha.

Nightflyer:.......As in Misha Collins....?

Air: Yep.

Nightflyer: HOW THE F-

Air: He put out a phone number because he said he wanted to keep in touch after the show ended, so he sends out mass messages to everyone that signed up, but you can text him back and he can text you individually, and he says he'll text you on your birthday!

Nightflyer:.......Wow.

Rainkeeper: Why don't WE do that?

Joy: *visibly texting* Because we don't have phones.

Kelp: Celebrities don't normally text their fans though....

Air: Yeah, but that's just another reason why Misha Collins is the greatest celebrity and person of all time. 

Seashell: Who's the second best person of all time though? 

Air: Whoever is reading this, duh. 

Air: Sorry, you're second to Misha, but it's only because it's Misha.

Nightflyer: But there's like 7.53 BILLION people in the entire world, so number 2 out of all of humanity is a pretty great title if you think about it.

*players appear*

Umber: So Amara and her self loving and sass is my new role model.

Air: I know, right?

Umber: She needs a crown. Can we give her Chuck's crown?

Air: Chuck didn't have a crown.

Umber: Well in that case.....CARNELIAN! 

Canrelian: I'm literally standing right next to you, there's no reason to scream my name.

Seashell: And today's daily typos now include Canrelian.

Umber: SUMMON THE ROYAL GAY CROWN MAKER AND HAVE HIM FASHION A PROPER TIARA FOR AMARA!

Carnelian: *sighs* Skittles or no skittles?

Umber: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? OF COURSE SKITTLES!!

Carnelian: *rolls eyes and leaves to find Emrys, the Royal Gay Crown maker*

Seashell: So today we have a ship that's totally meant to be.

Kinkajou: *gasps* TURTLEJOU?!?!?!

Kelp: Yes, but no.

Turtle: Awww

Qibli: MOONBLI?!!??

Air: Nah. Too popular.

Qibli:....HOW IS THAT A BAD THING???

Winter: WINTERWATCHER!?!?!?

Rainkeeper: Only in your dreams and my fanfictions.

Winter: Dam.

Umber: Please be Flumber or Umbli, PLEASE be Flumber or Umbli....

Joy: Unfortunately, no.

Umber: Dam. Carruby?

Carnelian: NO.

Umber: YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE NOT STILL MARRIED.

Carnelian: JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY BEING MARRIED TO RUBY DOESN'T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE SHIP.

Umber: Sure, sure- Say, how's your son doing?

Carnelian: Cliff? Oh he's fi- WAIT A MINUTE, SHUT UP.

Umber: *holds talons in the shape of a heart* Carruby for life.

Carnelian: *scowls*

Nightflyer: THE SHIP IS QINTER, OKAY.

Winter: WHAT!

Qibli: Oooohhhh, that makes sense.

Winter: We are NOT meant to be!! Not at all!!! 

Qibli: Speak for yourself, lover.

Winter: You misspelt loser.

Qibli:....Did you just call yourself a loser?

Winter: IF I'M DATING YOU, I MUST BE.

Qibli: You are sooooo wrong.

Winter: Whatever- I just don't like Qinter.

Qibli: LIAR.

Carnelian: I kinda agree with Winter. It does feel a little force-

Moon: It's TRUE LOVE! *hits Carnelian with a guitar*

Moon: Please proceed with the dare.

Carnelian: *has a broken face* Help.

Umber: How DARE YOU MISTREAT KING BUTTERFLY THAT WAY? *tackles Moon*

Moon: *screeches*

Air: Can you two just sing Meant to Be so we can stop their cat fight?

Rasinkeeper: Come on Air, remember, we follow the teacher rules when it comes to fights. 

Air: What's that?

Rainkeeper: If two boys are fighting, break it up immediately. If two girls are fighting, wait until their done and take what's left to the nurse.

Seashell: Isn't that kinda sexist?

Joy: No, it's accurate.

Nightflyer: Okay, but what if a boy and a girl are fighting? *looks at Umber and Moon*

Air: Pretty sure we all know Umber is a girl at this point, so we'll wait until they destroy each other.

Moon: WISE CHOICE. *goes back to fighting Umber*

Kelp: Now, Qinter, if you will.

Winter: Why do people always want us to do duets?

Qibli: Because A) We sing beautifully togaether, and B) WE'RE MEANT TO BE AND YOU'RE SINGING THE BOY PART SO YOU START.

Joy: *starts music*

Winter: Baby, lay on back and relax
Kick your pretty feet up on my dash
No need to go nowhere fast, let's enjoy right here where we are
Who knows where this road is supposed to lead?
We got nothing but time
As long as you're right here next to me, everything's gonna be alright

Winter: If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, just let it be
If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, just let it be
So won't you ride with me, ride with me?
See where this thing goes
If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, if it's meant to be

Qibli: I don't mean to be so uptight
But my heart's been hurt a couple times by a couple guys that didn't treat me right
I ain't gon' lie, ain't gon' lie
Cause I'm tired of the fake love, show me what you're made of
Boy, make me believe

Winter: Oh, hold up girl, don't you know you're beautiful?
And it's easy to see

Qibli/Winter: If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, just let it be
If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby just let it be
So won't you ride with me, ride with me?
See where this thing goes
If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, if it's meant to be
So c'mon ride with me, ride with me
See where this thing goes
So c'mon ride with me, ride with me
Baby, if it's meant to be

Qibli: Maybe we do

Winter: Maybe we don't

Qibli: Maybe we will

Winter: Maybe we won't

Qibli/Winter: But if it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, just let it be
If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be (c'mon)
Baby, just let it be (let's go)
So won't you ride with me, ride with me?
See where this thing goes
If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, if it's meant to be

Qibli: If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be

Winter: Baby, if it's meant to be

Winter/Qibli: If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be
Baby, if it's meant to be

Moon/Umber: *have stopped fighting*

Umber: Oh, Qinter....

Moon: I thought you didn't like Qinter.

Umber: You're kidding, right? They're my OTP.

Moon: Same! But I thought yours was Carruby.

Umber: And yours was Turtlejou. There's no limits on numbers of OTPs, Moon.

Moon: Even though the O literally stands for ONE-

Umber: Oh, my sweet summer child, you have so much to learn....

Qibli: QINTER IS MEANT TO BE!

Winter: NO IT'S NOT.

Qibli:......WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING, WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN' MMMMMMMMM OH MY MOONS, STOP FREAKIN' LYING!!!!!