Air: So no one told you life was gonna be this way-

Seashell: IF THEY HAD I WOULD'VE RUN AWAY A LONG TIME AGO!

Air:......

Kelp:......

Joy: You're kidding, right?

Rainkeeper: If somebody had told me years ago that my life would consist of hosting the most insane Truth or Dare ever written by a sober and not-high person, I would've just sighed and accepted my fate because any chance at normalcy I had went out the window the day Joy hatched.

Air: DEATH TO NORMALCY! MISHA FOR PRESIDENT 2020!

Joy: Woah, hold on, we're voting for Democrats? SINCE WHEN?

Air: SINCE I SAID SO!

Joy:..... Well I'm voting for Ted Nugent so-

Air: *grabs Joy*

Air: You. WILL. Vote. For. Misha. 

Air: BY ORDER OF OPERATION STEALTH NUGGET!

Nightflyer: Speaking of operation stealth nugget, which sadly doesn't involve a nugget cave,

Nightflyer: Anybody live in L.A.? We want you to check something because we're poor and don't live anywhere near there.

Air: TELL ME IF OPERATION STEALTH NUGGET WAS SUCESSFUL OR NOT!!

*players appear*

Kelp: What.....

Seashell: What?

Kelp: HOW DID WE JUST GO FROM THE FRIENDS THEME SONG TO POLITICS TO OPERATION STEALTH NUGGET IN UNDER 200 WORDS????

Joy: T or D magic, that's how.

Clay: What's Operation Stealth Nugg-

Air: NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, HERE, HAVE SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Air: *steals 60 chicken nuggets from Josh and gives them to Clay*

Players:........

Clay: You know the exact way to keep me from asking questions. *eats chicken nugget*

Winter: Why are we here?

Seashell: Because you're queer.

Winter: WHAT? NO I'M NOT-

Seashell: But the rhyme was RIGHT THERE AND WE HAD TO USE IT.

Deathbringer: Okay, seriously though, I was promised Winter would have an intervention. When's that gonna happen?

Glory: Why do you care?

Deathbringer: Because people draw pictures in interventions so I've had mine done for weeks.

Moon: Can....Can we see it?

Deathbringer: Of course. *unfurls drawing of Deathbringer sitting on Winter*

Glory: *facetalons*

Deathbringer: So, I know this was like one of the best highlights of my life, but Winter, I think this pinpointed the exact moment you hit rock bottom.

Deathbringer: *points at drawing*

Deathbringer: See? There's the rock that's jabbing you in the face as you're pressed into the ground-

Glory: And your big stupid butt is the bottom?

Deathbringer: See, Glory gets it!

Glory: *slams head against the wall*

Winter:...........

Winter: I have no words, Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: It's impressive, I know.

Winter: No words to describe how much of a complete moron you are.

Qibli: Would Foolish nincompoop work?

Winter: Yes. Yes it would.

Nightflyer: ANYWAYS, GETTING BACK ON TOPIC BECAUSE WE'RE NOT EVEN HAVING WINTER'S INTERVENTION TODAY-

Kinkajou: Aww.

Nightflyer: What's your favorite childhood show?

Qibli: Phineas and Ferb!

Kinkajou: SAM AND CAT, CANCELLED WAY TOO SOON.

Tsunami: Victorious.

Glory: Good Luck Charlie. She's gonna need it...

Sunny: Shake It Up!

Turtle: Loud House.

Starflight: Star Wars Rebels

Deathbringer: GRAVITY FALLS

Moon: HANNAH MONTANA.

Carnelian: Jessie!!!!

Clay: Duck Tales.

Peril: Suite Life on Deck

Riptide: Liv and Maddie

Fatespeaker: Kim Possible!!

Umber: Austin and Ally!

Winter: I don't watch television.

Hosts:.........

Joy: All that and literally NO ONE said the show we were looking for. Wow.

Kelp: Well anyways, Moon, Kinkajou, Sunny, Glory, and Tsunami are gonna sing the iCarly Theme song.

Glory: OH THREE MOONS, I LOVED iCARLY

Sunny: Remember when they went to Japan?

Kinkajou: REMEMBER GIBBY??

Peril: I remember when Sam and Carly got stuck on a broken window washer thing and nearly died.

All:............

Peril: What? I like drama. That was my favorite episode!

Tsunami: Remember when they got kidnapped by that crazed fan and Gibby saved them?

Winter: What the hell is going on-

Kinkajou: iCarly was SUCH a good show.

Nightflyer: You know there's a fan theory that Carly was actually Drake and Josh's little sister but Crazy Steve killed Drake and Josh, kidnapped and brainwashed their sister into believing that her name was Carly and that Steve AKA Spencer was her brother and they lived together until someone finally found Carly and she figured out the truth and got away.

All:..............

Kinkajou: Good bye childhood...

Winter: Now hold on, that actually sounds like a cool show.

Nightflyer: Wanna hear the truth behind Phineas and Ferb next?

Qibli: NO, NO! *covers Nightflyer's mouth* No.

Air: SINGING TIME. *clicks on boombox*

All: *starts dancing*

Kinkajou: I know you see
Somehow the world will change for me

Sunny/Kinkajou: And be so wonderful

Moon: Live life, breathe air
I know somehow we're gonna get there

Moon/Glory: And feel so wonderful

Glory: I will make you change your mind
These things happen all the time
And it's all real
I'mtellingyoujusthowIfeel-

Sunny/Tsunami/Glory/Kinkajou/Moon: So wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to be
There's no chance unless you take one and the time to see
The brighter side of every situation, some things are meant to be
So give me your best and leave the rest to me

Tsunami: I know it's time
To raise the hand that draws the line

Tsunami/Sunny: And be so wonderful

Sunny: Golden sunshine
I know somehow it's gonna be mine

Sunny/Kinkajou: And feel so wonderful

Kinkajou: Show me what you can become
There's a dream in everyone
And it's all real
I'MTELLINYOUJUSTHOWIFEEL-

Moon/Glory/Sunny/Kinkajou/Tsunami: So wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to be
There's no chance unless you take one and the time to see
The brighter side of every situation, some things are meant to be
So give me your best and leave the rest to me
Leave it all to me (leave it all to me)
So make it right (make it alright)
And see it through (you got to)
You know won't be free until you
Wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to be
There's no chance unless you take one and the time to see
The brighter side of every situation, some things are meant to be
So give me your best and leave the rest to me
Leave it all to me, (leave it all to me), leave it all to me, just leave it all to meeeeeee!!!

All:............

Riptide: I know nothing about iCarly, but that was pretty good.

Air: *slams down sign that says PUT iCARLY ON NETFLIX*

Carnelian: Um, YES.

Joy: WE WANT TO RELIVE OUR CHILDHOOD SOMEHOW, HELP US OUT NETFLIX.

Umber: Dibs on Freddy.

Carnelian: Dibs on the butter sock.

Umber: You, my deal, have got yourself a deal.

Joy: This little piggy went to the market, AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!

Nightflyer: Three moons, we miss iCarly.