Air/Nightflyer: *lying on the floor, buried in Funko Pops*

Rainkeeper: So I see you two went shopping for Black Friday...

Air/Nightflyer: *muffled noises from under pop funko pile*

Joy: Did everybody have a good Thanksgiving?

Kelp: I know we did.

Joy: We ate steak and then had a drunken conversation with a friend until like 1 am, goooood tiiiiimes.

Air: *emerges from pop funko pile*

Air: NIGHTFLYER AND I BOUGHT OUT FYE'S ENTIRE SELECTION OF FUNKO POPS AND I REGRET NOTHING.

Nightflyer: *jumps out of the pile*

Nightflyer: LOOK! I GOT A TRELAWNEY!

Air: Mom! Mom look! I got a Sam!

*Next gen Hosts appear*

Hosts:......

Shore: HOW DID YOU BEAT US HERE?

Haze: We were supposed to do the opening!

Seashell: Yeah, but....

Air: Funko pop....

Hosts: *scowls*

Joy: *digging through funko pop pile* 

Joy: Oooo! Hannibal!

Kelp: What are we doing today, besides filling a swimming pool with Funko pops?

Rainkeeper: FILLING A SWIMMING POOL WITH SPAGHETTI. AND THEN SWIMMING IN IT.

Nightflyer: Patch Adams no.

Rainkeeper: PATCH ADAMS YES!

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Macaw and Faithbringer appear*

Nightflyer: *screams and dives behind Air*

Joy: *hold out talon*

Kelp: *quietly places a sword in Joy's talons*

Macaw: Hello Lovely Joy-

Joy: OH MY MOONS, I WILL KILL YOU ALL. WITH MY BARE HANDS..... AND THIS SWORD.

Nightflyer: Please don't be a kissing dare, please don't be a kissing dare, pleasedon'tbeakissingdare-

Ember: Actually we need Joy and Air to sing a duet of the song Choke.

Joy:......

Air:.........

Air: Then why is SHE HERE???

Faithbringer: To provide your boyfriend with some much needed company, DUH.

Nightflyer: *lights a torch on fire and waves it at Faithbringer*

Nightflyer: BACK! BACK FOUL BEAST!

Faithbringer: Awww, he loves me.

Air: *literally growls*

Rainkeeper: *wisely steps away from Air*

Joy: Yes, Air... Use your anger....

Kelp: Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Air: Cookies?

Nightflyer: AIR NO, STAY ON THE LIGHT SIDE, DON'T GO VOLDEMORT ON ME!

Shore: ExCUSE ME, BUT WE ARE TRYING TO HOST A GAME HERE.

Seashell: And no one is stopping you....

Hosts:......

Permafrost: Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation.

Joy: Hip rotation,

Haze: Party sensation,

Air: E T E R N A L  D A M N A T I O N

Ember: Snaps fingers in a pentagram formation

Ander: Says a Latin incantation,

Joy: Sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan,

Air: NOBODY KILL ANY VIRGINS!

Everyone else:........

Rainkeeper: *rubs forehead like he has a headache*

Rainkeeper: I swear you are shortening my life span with every word.

Haze: So basically we need Air and Joy to sing Choke WHILE choking Faithbringer and Macaw, who can't die until the song is over, and THAT is why they are here.

Macaw: *is roasting over a spit*

Joy: You mean Macaw wasn't gonna be our virgin sacrifice?

Shore: NO.

Joy: Awwww

Air: Hey, I'm good with choking Faithbringer to death while singing.

Kelp: *gasps*

Kelp: AIR, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE INNOCENT ONE!

Air:..... I WAS.

Kelp: WHAT HAPPENED?

Air:..... This game. Joy with no supervision or limits. Supernatural ships. Creatively traumatizing dares. Lots of stuff!

Permafrost: See, part of me wishes you guys were singing "What do you want, Paul?" from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals instead, but this.... this song will work.

Joy: *is already choking Macaw*

Joy: Then start the music already, cause I already started!

Air: *runs over, tackles Faithbringer, and starts choking her*

Haze: *hits play on the music*

Joy: STOP,

Air: DROP,

Joy: And drag me into place
And lock the fire escapes
I'll break your pretty face

Air/Joy: Yeah, yeah

Air: Oh, you clever little things
The sycophantic teens
What a precious basket case

Joy/Air: Yeah, yeah

Joy: Now shut your dirty mouth
If I could burn this town
I wouldn't hesitate
To smile while you suffocate and die
And that would be just fine
And what a lovely time
That it would surely be
So bite your tongue
And choke yourself to sleep

Air/Joy: Yeah, yeah

Joy: You get everything you want
And money always talks
To the idiot savants

Air/Joy: Yeah, yeah

Air: Now shut your dirty mouth
If I could burn this town
I wouldn't hesitate
To smile while you suffocate and die
And that would be just fine
And what a lovely time
That it would surely be
So bite your tongue
And choke yourself to sleep

Joy/Air: Now shut your dirty mouth
If I could burn this town
I wouldn't hesitate
To smile while you suffocate and die
And that would be just fine, oh!
And what a lovely time
That it would surely be
So bite your tongue
And choke yourself

Macaw/Faithbringer: *strangled noise, then dies*

Nightflyer/Kelp: *applauds frantically*

Haze: I.... I think I may have just found a new favorite band.

Joy: That.... That was very satisfying.

Air: If you say so. I don't think choking someone out is my favorite way of killing someone.

Joy: *shrugs* To each his own.

Kelp: Now what?

Seashell: Did we finish all the questions?

Air: Ummmmm *goes back and looks*

Air: Well, Winterwatcher4ever wants to know if Nightflyer approves of Coalfly and why or why not?

Nightflyer: It's.... complicated. Because YES, I approve because Coal makes Firefly happy, but I DO NOT APPROVE because Coal is from a gang family and even though he got out, they keep coming back after him, and I don't like the danger that puts Firefly in and I don't like any situation where she could possibly get hurt. So YES AND NO.

Nightflyer: But they are good for each other...

Air:  SmolNezukoIsBestGirl asks "At her prime, what was Joy's power compared to, lets say, Darkstalker?"

Joy: Well, Darkstalker also has powers that obviously trump mine because I'm not a mind reader, a future seer, or an animus. But plain Darkstalker, without the powers? I could defeat him. So I'd say I'd stand up pretty good compared to Darkstalker.

Air: I think that's all the ones we have for now.

Shore: But ONE MORE THING,

Rainkeeper: SHOUTOUTS TO High_on_Clovers and Auditore569 BECAUSE THEY MADE MEME BOOKS FOR T OR D AND THE JALGFY SERIES AND THEY ARE AWESOME AND WE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THEIR PERFECTION AND ACCURACY, SO THANK YOU!!!

Joy: We're gonna throw some of our favorites in here.

If Joy came into the human world-