Air: *dying*

Nightflyer: So, do I dare to ask how the Supernatural season finale went?

Air: It went.....fine.....

Joy: Just....fine?

Air: I cried.

Nightflyer: A lot.

Air: I hit the floor.

Nightflyer: Dean said Elvis, so that was a well deserved floor faceplant.

Air: And near the end, my heart got broken. SEVERAL TIMES.

Kelp: So I shouldn't show you this picture of Sam, Dean, Cas, Jack, and Chuck?

Air: I don't know what you're talking about, because ALL I SEE IS MY FOUR FAVORITE WINCHESTERS AND A HEAPING PILE OF DOG SHIT WITH A THANOS SNAP.

Nightflyer: Oh, here we go.

Air: WHY MUST THE SUPERNATURAL WRITERS PORTRAY EVERY WRITER AS SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE MONST-oh wait.

Joy: There it is.

Air:......Oops.

Joy: Yep.

*players appear*

*Thorn appears*

Sunny: Oh, hi Mother!

Thorn: Hi! What's up everyone?

Air: I NEED A HUG.

Nightflyer: I'll hug you...

Air: I NEED A CLAY HUG FOR MAXIMUM COMFORT.

Clay: *hugs her*

Air: Thank you.

Moon: Sooooo, what are we doing today?

Rainkeeper: You know, we saw a meme,

Fatespeaker: Go ooooon

Rainkeeper: And it said, "Why can't we just put Moon in Turtle's bowl that duplicates everything? Then Qibli and Winter could both have her" And I think that brings up a good point.

Turtle:......I unknowingly created a cloning device.

Qibli: You unknowingly created EVERYTHING USEFUL.

Turtle: And I would've kept doing that BUT SOMEBODY BROKE ANIMUS MAGIC.

Qibli: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M TRAINED TO LEAVE NO LOOPHOLES!

Thorn: You messed up animus magic, Qibli. I'm not sure whether to hug you or slap you, but you did.

Kinkajou: I'll decide for you. *slaps Qibli*

Qibli: OW!

Kinkajou: NOW TAMARIN CAN'T SEE HER FLOWERS, YOU ASSHAT.

Kelp: See, part of me really wants to know the origin of the word asshat.

Joy: google it. Google knows all. Google sees all.

Seashell: Google is watching us right now. Hi google! *waves*

Air: Google assbutt, it's a better word.

Nightflyer: Cas got it from Jimbo Jones, he said it first.

Air: Headcannon that Cas watches the Simpsons in his spare time to learn more about normal human families.

Seashell: ANYWAYS! Thorn, Sunny, Carnelian, Moon, and Kinkajou have to sing for us today.

Moon: What are we singing?

Air: I SHIP IT.

Rainkeeper: THE ANTHEM OF THE FANDOM.

Joy: If there's ever a ship war, that will be the background music.

Kelp: That would be....horrifying.

Joy: Gouging someone's eyes out as a verse about Twincest starts playing....

Kelp: Oh three moons.

Air: I think the subtext in the fourth season's pretty clear....

Rainkeeper: Aren't the words 'in the second season'?

Air: Technically yes, but shut up, season 4 is Destiel.

Carnelian: Do we really have to-

Nightflyer: The faster you sing, the faster you can start training for your gay-off with Umber.

Umber: For the WHAT NOW?

Carnelian: UM WHAT?

Seashell: Nightflyer, shush, don't spoil future dares.

Nightflyer: Okay, okay.

Joy: *clicks on boombox, music starts*

Thorn: I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.

Sunny: I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.

Tsunami: SUNNY!

Sunny: Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—

Peril: Oh, like Clifflet?

Tsunami/Peril: Clifflet......

Moon: I don't care, I ship it! I don't care.

Kinkajou: I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more

Turtle: You....You're hearing yourself, right?

Carnelian: If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—

Winter: YES IT CAN.

Thorn/Sunny/Kinkajou/Moon/Carnelian: I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!I ship it!
I ship it!

Moon: They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,

Air: freaking PREACH.

Kinkajou: This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

Nightflyer: Eric Kripke

Air: SHUT UP.

Moon: I think the subtext in the-

Air: FOURTH

Moon:  season's pretty clear,

Kinkajou: DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO CALM DOWN—

Thorn/Carnelian/Sunny/Kinkajou/Moon: I don't care, I ship it.

I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care.
I SHIP IT!!!!!

All: *cheers*

Joy: Okay, go, what's your guilty pleasure ship?

Rainkeeper: Guilty pleasure ship?

Joy: A ship you secretly like and read fanfiction on even though a lot of people don't like it, so you tend to hide it.

Nighfyler: Dramione.

Air: Michifer.

Rainkeeper: Winterwatcher.

Joy: Morazriel.

Seashell: What's yours?