Rainkeeper: *inhales*

Rainkeeper: YES, IT'S RAINKEEPER'S TURN TO FREAK OUT ABOUT SOMETHING, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL SURPRISED.

Rainkeeper: BUT I JUST SPENT LIKE EIGHT HOURS READING THE BEST SANDER SIDES FIC EVER, SO YEAH.

Rainkeeper: BESIDES PRINXIETY, MABRIEL IS MY NEW OTP.

Air: Mabriel?

Rainkeeper: YEP.

Air: Soooo Gabriel and please immediately tell me the name of the other person before I'm grossed out by my own fandom.

Rainkeeper: MEPH!

Joy: What?

Rainkeeper: MEPHISTO!

Kelp: Who?

Rainkeeper: YOU SEE, MEPHISTO IS ROMAN'S DARK CREATIVITY, AND HIS HUSBAND IS GABRIEL, WHO IS VIRGIL'S POSITIVITY AND GABRIEL HAS WINGS-

Air: *screeches*

Rainkeeper: AND THEY ARE ADORABLE AND IT'S AN ANGSTY LOVE STORY AND I LOOOVEEE THEEEEMMMMMM, JUST LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE IDIOTS!

*players appear*

Kinkajou: TURTLE TOOK ME TO A CANDY STORE!!!

Turtle: And I let you eat WAY too much sugar.

Kinkajou: BUT IT WAS WORTH IT AND NOW I LOVE YOUR CUTE FACE EVEN MORE.

Umber: Aw, Turtlejou.

Joy: NOPE! *shoves Turtle aside* 

Kinkajou: HEY!

Joy: Today's all about YOU, Umber!

Umber: Wait, really?

Rainkeeper: Or should we say Amber?

Umber: *freezes*

Umber: No way.

Air: YES WAY.

Umber: You- You're seriously gonna-

Kelp: Uh huh.

Umber:.....What's the catch?

Nightflyer: A temporary one, we swear.

Air: But the good part is permanent.

Umber: *hopeful squeak*

Qibli:....I'm confused.

Carnelian: THEY'RE FINALLY GRANTING UMBER'S DREAM AND DOING SOMETHING NICE IN THIS GAME FOR ONCE?

Winter: Nice? THESE GUYS? Impossible.

Hosts: *laughing*

Air: No, but for real, we're actually doing this nice one.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Umber: *turns into a girl*

Amber: *screams with happiness and jumps around*

Joy: Awww, look how happy she is!

Carnelian: *holding hands with Amber as they jump around in circles like happy friends*

Moon: Alright, what's the catch? 

Nightflyer: What makes you think there's a catch?

All: *glares*

Hosts:.......

Rainkeeper: Okay, so Carnelian and Amber have to get married and do seven minutes in heaven.

Amber/Carnelian: *stop jumping*

Amber: Wait.....What?

Carnelian: But I'm still married to Ruby! And happily, which is something nobody in this game has!!

Amber: Not true, I'm so happy I could cry. 

Moon: You can marry more than one dragon, Carnelian. For instance, I was once married to Qibli, Winter, and Kinkajou at the same time. 

Moon: And I have since divorced all of them.

Qibli: Winter and I are still married!!

Kinkajou: And so are me and Turtle *kisses him*

Turtle: *smiles*

Carnelian: But.....But Amber's my best friend!

Amber: So then it really wouldn't be THAT weird if we got married. I mean, marriage is just a really dedicated friendship.

Carnelian: We did always say that if we weren't married by 40, we'd marry each other....

Amber: EXACTLY, so we're just speeding up the process.

Carnelian:......Okay.

Amber: Yay!

Hosts:.....

Joy: Wait-Wait a second......

Kelp: Did you two actually just consent to marry each other and do seven minutes in heaven?

Amber: Yep.

Carnelian: Yeah.

Hosts:......

Air: OH MY GOSH, WE GOT WILLING CONSENT ON SOMETHING!

Joy: THIS DARE CAN'T BE ADDED TO THE PLAYERS LAWSUIT AGAINST US!!

Nightflyer: WE DIDN'T HAVE TO REMIND THEM OF THEIR CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION!!

Hosts: *cheers and high fives*

Winter: Maybe if you didn't TORTURE AND KILL US ALL THE TIME, we would be more willing to consent to this game.

Joy: But where's the fun in that?

Amber: Carnie, can I dig out the wedding binder for this?

Carnelian: Yes you may.

Air: I'M THROWING IN MY OWN. *drops a stack of messy, oddly stapled papers*

Nightflyer: *cringes* Remind me to organize your planning....

Air: That'll take you a year at least, dear, and you haven't even seen the Destiel closet.

Nightflyer: The....Destiel Closet?

Air: I didn't have enough space anywhere else for my Destiel wedding plans, so I filled a closet with them.

Nightflyer:...... *puts on suit of armor and wields a hole puncher and a three ring binder*

Nightflyer: I'll be back.

Amber: Hang on. Air, you planned Carnelian and mine's wedding?

Air: No, just yours.

Amber: And I planned Carnelian's, so......

Amber/Air/Carnelian: *dive into wedding plans like teenage girls*

Qibli: Is there anything else we do while they plan?

Joy: Oh, yeah, there is one thing. Seashell?

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Winter turns into a girl*

Winter: *screams in fear*

Moon: *screams in horror*

Qibli: *screams in bisexual confusion*

Winter: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MAKING ME A GIRL PERMANENTLY TOO!!!

Amber: Hey! ONE- don't act like that's a bad thing because I'm SO happy, and TWO- you're a hot chick, Winnie, too bad I'm gay.

Amber: Oh wait.

Amber: Shit.

Carnelian:.......

Amber:........

Carnelian: Platonic marriage with open relationships on the side?

Amber: Fuck yeah.

Amber: QIBLI! I'M A STRAIGHT GIRL NOW, CAN WE HANG?

Qibli: *looks at Qmber, looks at Winter, looks at Moon, looks at them all again, looks at Turtle*

Qibli: WHAT AM I?

Turtle: A confused bisexual, or a female preferring demisexual is my guess.

Qibli: *clutches head*

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS!

Rainkeeper: Winter, you're not a girl permanently. This is just for 15 Winter related dares.

Winter: *sigh of relief* So this'll be over in 15 dares?

Joy: No, actually the dares have to be within 3 and 6 dares apart.

Air: You'll be a boy again by like the 194th part or so.

Winter:.....*screams*

Amber: And me?

Joy: You're a girl unless a dare specifies that you need to be male.

Amber: Can.... Can I still act like a gay boy?

Air: If you want.

Seashell: You've seen what happens in this game- we don't care what you do.

Kelp: What do you guys think of Winter being a girl?

Winter: I HATE IT.

Qibli: I'm questioning everything currently.

Moon: I.... I don't know. *covers face* Why do I bother liking people?

Kinkajou: Somehow, I think she's even more sparklier than usual.

Winter: Oh NO- JUST BECAUSE I WAS TURNED INTO A GIRL DOES  NOT MEAN YOU GET TO USE FEMALE PRONOUNS ON ME.

Kinkajou: Sorry.....You're still sparkly as Edward Cullen though....

All: *screams*

Turtle: KINKAJOU NO!! DON'T GO TO THE TWILIGHT SIDE!!!

Nightflyer: THE POWER OF ROBERT PATTINSON COMPELS YOU! *hits Kinkajou with a copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*

*six hours of arguing about Twilight later*

Nightflyer: Alright, wedding time.

Joy: How many weddings have we had in this game?

Air: Ummm.....Does Qinterwatcher count as one or 3?

Joy: Three.

Air: At least 7.

Air: *gasps*

Air: SEASON 7 TIME FOR A WEDDING!

Nightflyer: WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME THE REST OF THE JADE WINGLET GOT HITCHED TO EACH OTHER AND AT THIS POINT C'MON, WE SHOULD JUST HAVE A SEVEN PERSON WEDDING AND MARRY YOU ALL TO EACH OTHER-

JW: NO.

Nightflyer: BUT WHATEVER, MY THOUGHTS ARE IRRELEVANT. I understand our brides have written their own vows?

Carnelian: Roughly, sure.

Nightflyer: THEN GO FOR IT, SISTAH! *shoves a colander on Carnelian's head*

Carnelian:..... Amber. You're my best friend, mainly because the others all had important plot stuff and you and I just got thrown off to the side together. But while I hated that at first, I'm grateful for it now because you're actually really awesome, and you make me more awesome too. You help me embrace myself, and I look forward to being your wife.

Amber: Awwww

Nightflyer: *puts colander on Amber's head* YOUR TURN!

Amber: Carnie, you're my wifey, and I mean that in every definition of the word there is on Urban Dictionary. The day you blew up in the history cave was one of the worst days of my life, and I-*mumbles something quietly*

Nightflyer: I'm sorry, what was that?

Amber: Nothing...

Joy: No, no, I think we need to hear this.

Air: CARNELIAN DESERVES TO HEAR ALL OF YOUR WEDDING VOWS!

Amber: IT's not important.

Hosts: *start chanting*

Hosts: Peer pressure, Peer Pressure, PEER PRESSURE, 

Amber: I'M SECRETLY GRATEFUL FOR TRUTH OR DARE BECAUSE IT KEEPS YOU ALIVE SO I CAN SPEND EVERY DAY WITH YOU. THERE!

Hosts: *gasp in shock*

Amber: And you help me be the bestest me there is, so I hope I can try and be a good wifey to you in return, Carnelian.

Carnelian: Awwwww

Nightflyer: KISS THE BRIDE!

Carnelian/Amber: *Cheek kisses like fancy french gals*

All: *cheer*

Joy: *shoves them in a closet for seven minute sin heaven*

Nightflyer: Joy, typo-

Joy: Is it? Is it REALLY a typo?

Air: Also....Amber said he liked Truth or Dare....

Hosts: *spontaneously explode*

JW: *screams loudly in panic because they literally exploded into goo*

Kinkajou: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!

Turtle: I DON'T KNOW!!!!

Winter: Guys....

Qibli: *screams louder*

Winter: GUYS!!!!!

Winter: We finally found the hosts weakness.....IT'S SAYING THAT WE LIKE TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Moon: We should use this to our advantage....

Qibli: Do you really think they blow up every time we say it?

JW:........

Turtle: LET'S FIND OUT.

Players: *run off*

Hosts: *respawn and dust themselves off*

Nightflyer: Did they really think they could defeat us?

Air: Honestly, they should know better by now.

Joy: True.....

Joy: *looks at readers*

Joy: Hey, I like your shoelaces.

Kelp: What?

Rainkeeper: What?

Joy: Somebody'll get it.