I'll Be Watching Yooooou (Hosts)
Permafrost: HI!
Shore: WE FINALLY GOT A TURN TO HOST!
Ander: Its about tiempo.
Haze: HELL YEAH IT IS!
Ember: Do you even know what tiempo means?
Haze: Nope but it sounds right!
*hosts appear*
Seashell: MOONS, this is gonna be weird.
Joy: Can you guys PLEEEASE NOT tell Kelp what goes on during this game?
Shore: I'm pretty sure he already knows, Mother.
Joy: NOPE. NO. Call me Joy in this game, it's too weird otherwise.
Shore:....Okaaaay.
Air: So! What's the dare?
Permafrost: Nightflyer has to spy on Firefly and Coal for a day.
Ember: Ha! Have fun.
Nightflyer: Can I kill Coal if he does something inappropriate?
Haze: HA! Nightflyer, that Sandwing is unkillable.
Joy: Oh really?
Haze: Well, to most dragons.
Shore: Whatever. Go spy!
Nightflyer: *disappears*
Air: Sooooooo.
Ember: Yeaaaah?
Air:....So you're my son.
Ember: Yep.
Air:.....And how's that going?
Ember: Pretty good.
Air:... Cool.
Air: Is Destiel canon yet?
Ember: What's Destiel?
Air:...........
Air: Oh my dear child, you have so much to learn.
Nightflyer: *appears in Possibility*
Firefly: So! Today's the day?
Coal: Yep.
Firefly: Oh, this is so exciting!!!
Coal:.....Suuuure.
Firefly: What! I've never done something this dangerous before! My family would kill me if they found out!
Nightflyer:......
Nightflyer: So Coal's gonna die today....
*back at JMA*
Seashell: So now that you guys are hosts, are you gonna do anything crazy or what?
Hosts:.......
Shore: PIANO!
*piano falls from the sky*
Shore: OMM I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS GONNA WORK.
Haze: Are we allowed to sing?
Hosts: *laughs*
Rainkeeper: Noooooo.
Air: There's no singing in Supernatural.
Air:.....I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE! I'M SO LOST WITHOOOOOOOOOUT YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!
Ember: WHY must I be here....
Haze: Am I looking like this? Tell me, am I looking like this?
Permafrost: No not at all, you can't control, You think I'm showy but I'm not at all.
Haze: Am I looking like this? Tell me, am I looking like this?
Permafrost: In my world swing is swag Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Haze: I'm wearing bling bling, made by Gucci,
Permafrost: Driving a 305 Ferrari-
Ander: Stop. Now.
Rainkeeper: It'S TImE tO sTOp.
*meanwhile.....*
Nightflyer: *sneakily following Firefly and Coal around*
Nightflyer: What the hell are they up to?
Firefly/Coal: *stops in front of building in Scorpion Den*
Firefly: Is this it?
Coal: *looks in the window*
Coal: Yep, that's them. Let's do this.
Firefly: Kay. *pulls out a dragonflame cacus*
Nightflyer: Oh my moons....
Coal: *lights it*
Coal: Would you care to do the honors?
Firefly: Of course! *throws the bomb through the window*
Coalfly: *walks away*
*building explodes in background*
Nightflyer:.....Cool guys don't look at explosions....
Firefly: One gang down,
Coal: Only like thirty to go.
Coal/Firefly: *high fives*
Nightflyer:........WTF!?!!?!?
*One Day Later*
Ander: SOOoooooooo00000000000000
Shore: How was spying?
Nightflyer:........WHAT THE HELL.
Haze: What day is it?
Joy: NO.
Seashell: It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY, gotta get down on-
Joy: *smashes Seashell over the head with a hammer*
Joy: *drags her unconscious form into a trunk*
Joy: *padlocks the trunk*
Joy: *ships the trunk to Madagascar*
Joy: MOVING ON.
Haze: Well, if it's Friday, then today's usually the day Firefly and Coal blow some black market gang up.
Nightflyer: YOU MEAN THEY DO THAT WEEKLY???!
Haze: Yeah. I think it's great.
PErmafrost: Yeah. Some couples have date night, Some couples go to the movies,
Joy: And some couples kill people.
Haze: It's totally normal.
Nightflyer:......NOT FOR MY SISTER IT'S NOT!
Air: Nightflyer, Nightflyer, calm down.
Air: I have a VERY serious question to ask you about what you witnessed while spying.
Nightflyer: Okay.
Air: Did Coal and Firefly kiss?
Nightflyer: *glares*
Air: But did they?
Nightflyer: Lots and lots of times.
Air: YES!
Haze: OTP!
PErmafrost: SHIIIIIIIIP IT!
Ander: It's written on the stars.
All: *gasps*
Ander: Que? What did I say?
Rainkeeper: WRITTEN IN THE STARS!!!!!
Shore: A MILLION MILES AWAY,
Ember: A MESSAGE TO THE MAAAANE!
Haze: OOOOOOOOH
Joy: SEASONS COME AND GOOOOO
Nightflyer: BUT I WILL NEVER CHANGE!!!!
Permafrost: AND I'M ON MY WAAAAY!
All da hosts: *keeps singing*
*meanwhile*
Seashell: *wakes up in a box*
Someone: Hello?
Seashell:.......Marty?
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