I'll Be Watching Yooooou (Hosts)

Permafrost: HI!

Shore: WE FINALLY GOT A TURN TO HOST!

Ander: Its about tiempo.

Haze: HELL YEAH IT IS!

Ember: Do you even know what tiempo means?

Haze: Nope but it sounds right!

*hosts appear*

Seashell: MOONS, this is gonna be weird.

Joy: Can you guys PLEEEASE NOT tell Kelp what goes on during this game?

Shore: I'm pretty sure he already knows, Mother.

Joy: NOPE. NO. Call me Joy in this game, it's too weird otherwise.

Shore:....Okaaaay.

Air: So! What's the dare?

Permafrost: Nightflyer has to spy on Firefly and Coal for a day.

Ember: Ha! Have fun.

Nightflyer: Can I kill Coal if he does something inappropriate?

Haze: HA! Nightflyer, that Sandwing is unkillable. 

Joy: Oh really?

Haze: Well, to most dragons.

Shore: Whatever. Go spy!

Nightflyer: *disappears*

Air: Sooooooo.

Ember: Yeaaaah?

Air:....So you're my son.

Ember: Yep.

Air:.....And how's that going?

Ember: Pretty good.

Air:... Cool.

Air: Is Destiel canon yet?

Ember: What's Destiel?

Air:...........

Air: Oh my dear child, you have so much to learn.

Nightflyer: *appears in Possibility*

Firefly: So! Today's the day?

Coal: Yep. 

Firefly: Oh, this is so exciting!!! 

Coal:.....Suuuure. 

Firefly: What! I've never done something this dangerous before! My family would kill me if they found out!

Nightflyer:......

Nightflyer: So Coal's gonna die today....

*back at JMA*

Seashell: So now that you guys are hosts, are you gonna do anything crazy or what?

Hosts:.......

Shore: PIANO!

*piano falls from the sky*

Shore: OMM I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS GONNA WORK.

Haze: Are we allowed to sing?

Hosts: *laughs*

Rainkeeper: Noooooo.

Air: There's no singing in Supernatural.

Air:.....I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE! I'M SO LOST WITHOOOOOOOOOUT YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!

Ember: WHY must I be here....

Haze: Am I looking like this? Tell me, am I looking like this?

Permafrost: No not at all, you can't control, You think I'm showy but I'm not at all.

Haze: Am I looking like this? Tell me, am I looking like this?

Permafrost: In my world swing is swag Do you understand what I'm talking about?

Haze:  I'm wearing bling bling, made by Gucci,

Permafrost: Driving a 305 Ferrari-

Ander: Stop. Now.

Rainkeeper: It'S TImE tO sTOp.

*meanwhile.....*

Nightflyer: *sneakily following Firefly and Coal around*

Nightflyer: What the hell are they up to?

Firefly/Coal: *stops in front of building in Scorpion Den*

Firefly: Is this it?

Coal: *looks in the window*

Coal: Yep, that's them. Let's do this.

Firefly: Kay. *pulls out a dragonflame cacus*

Nightflyer: Oh my moons....

Coal: *lights it* 

Coal: Would you care to do the honors?

Firefly: Of course! *throws the bomb through the window*

Coalfly: *walks away*

*building explodes in background*

Nightflyer:.....Cool guys don't look at explosions....

Firefly: One gang down,

Coal: Only like thirty to go.

Coal/Firefly: *high fives*

Nightflyer:........WTF!?!!?!?

*One Day Later*

Ander: SOOoooooooo00000000000000

Shore: How was spying?

Nightflyer:........WHAT THE HELL.

Haze: What day is it?

Joy: NO.

Seashell: It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY, gotta get down on-

Joy: *smashes Seashell over the head with a hammer*

Joy: *drags her unconscious form into a trunk*

Joy: *padlocks the trunk*

Joy: *ships the trunk to Madagascar*

Joy: MOVING ON.

Haze: Well, if it's Friday, then today's usually the day Firefly and Coal blow some black market gang up.

Nightflyer: YOU MEAN THEY DO THAT WEEKLY???!

Haze: Yeah. I think it's great.

PErmafrost: Yeah. Some couples have date night, Some couples go to the movies,

Joy: And some couples kill people.

Haze: It's totally normal.

Nightflyer:......NOT FOR MY SISTER IT'S NOT!

Air: Nightflyer, Nightflyer, calm down.

Air: I have a VERY serious question to ask you about what you witnessed while spying.

Nightflyer: Okay.

Air: Did Coal and Firefly kiss?

Nightflyer: *glares*

Air: But did they?

Nightflyer: Lots and lots of times.

Air: YES!

Haze: OTP!

PErmafrost: SHIIIIIIIIP IT!

Ander: It's written on the stars.

All: *gasps*

Ander: Que? What did I say?

Rainkeeper: WRITTEN IN THE STARS!!!!!

Shore: A MILLION MILES AWAY, 

Ember: A MESSAGE TO THE MAAAANE!

Haze: OOOOOOOOH

Joy: SEASONS COME AND GOOOOO

Nightflyer: BUT I WILL NEVER CHANGE!!!!

Permafrost: AND I'M ON MY WAAAAY!

All da hosts: *keeps singing*

*meanwhile*

Seashell: *wakes up in a box*

Someone: Hello?

Seashell:.......Marty?

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