Seashell: *walks in*

Seashell: Hey guys-

Air: AAAAAAAA

Nightflyer: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Air/Nightflyer: MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER!!!

Seashell:.....Why.....

Nightflyer: YOU'VE CLOSED YOUR HEART, FOR YOU I'LL EAT ELEVEN BEES!!!

Air: *gasps* Not the bees!!! 

Joy: What is happening....

Air: NOW I'M READY TO PURSUE YOUR LOVE. AAAAAAAAAA

Nightflyer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Air/Nightflyer: MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER!!!!

Hosts: *slowly back away*

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Okay, dare time!

Joy: Actually-

Rainkeeper: Nope, don't have much time, gotta get right to the dare Joy!

Joy: Well, this is more important then the dare-

Rainkeeper: nO it's NOT! GOOD? GREAT!

Glory: What happened?

Rainkeeper: Nothing.

Joy: Well, since you asked-

Rainkeeper: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Joy:.......*tackles Rainkeeper*

Seashell: What Joy was TRYING to say,

Joy: DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY NEWS FROM ME!!

Seashell: It's not YOUR news if it applies to all of us!

Joy: YES IT IS!

Sunny: Would somebody just tell us what the hell is going on?

Air: What, that it's nearly Valentine's Day, and I would love to have a Airflyer related dare to do?

Nightflyer: PREACH.

Joy: *duct tapes Rainkeeper's mouth shut*

Joy: KELP IS OFFICIALLY HERE AS A HOST FOREVER BECAUSE THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! SO YOU CAN SUCK IT, RAINKEEPER! JELP FOREVER!!!

Riptide: Ah, so now both of our children are here.

Tsunami: Oh dear moons, that means we have to watch our son be all lovey dovey and crap with Glory and Deathbringer's daughter.

Glory: HEY!

Clay: Tsunami, if we can put up with the lovey dovey crap from this long, you can survive.

Starflight: We've dealt with it for a LOT longer then you have.

Fatespeaker: And besides, soon enough, you'll start to think it's cute! Airflyer for life!

Deathbringer: She's got a point. Jelp has grown on me since we've started this game...

Joy: SUCCESS! 

*Kelp appears*

Joy: *tackles him with a hug*

Kelp: It's good to be here! It gets really boring without any of you guys around.

Seashell: Awww, you miss us.

Kelp: I didn't say THAT.

Joy: But we know you mean it, and you've actually come on a great day!

Air: Remember when you had to teach Kinkajou how to use cocaine?

Kelp: Yes, that was....awful...

Joy: Well, now Starflight has to be high on 300 grams of coke for the next ten dares.

Kelp: Oh dear moons....

Starflight: But what if I don't like drugs?

Glory: Starflight, stop for a moment. What have we done in this game that anyone has actually LIKED?

Peril: Seven minutes in heaven was fun.

Deathbringer: Agreed. When we got to be with our significant others, that is.

Clay: Yeah, when we used the wheel it was scary *shudders *

Sunny: NEVER TALK ABOUT THE WHEEL.

Nightflyer: Okay, Starflight. Light up.

Joy: Get high on the co-co.

Air: Go cuckoo for coco puffs.

Joy: We bought it for the low low.

Starflight: How do I even-

Kelp: Up the nose. But don't inhale it- snort it.

Tsunami: Joy.

Joy: Yeah?

Tsunami: How does my son know how to do cocaine?

Joy: We made him teach Kinkajou....

Glory: Oh. My. Moons. YOU GAVE KINKAJOU COCAINE?!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Yeaaaaassss?

Glory: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT- SHE'S UNSTABLE ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!

Seashell: *shrugs* Because it was funny.

Joy: It was....

Glory: *facetalons*

Starflight: *takes 300 grams of cocaine*

Starflight:........

Fatespeaker:....Starflight? How do you feel?

Starflight: I......

Starflight: *pupils dilate*

Starflight: I FEEL GREAT! GREAT! GRAND! WONDERFUL! SNAZZY AND JAZZY! WOOOO!!!

Sunny: Oh no.

Starflight: WE SHOULD ALL PUT ON RUSH MUSIC AND GO SMASH WINDOWS WITH OUR BARE HANDS!!!!

Clay: Starflight, no....

Starflight: STARFLIGHT YES!!!!! *runs out of the room*

Kelp: What have we done....

Joy: We have done a dare, Kelp. You'll get used to the insanity soon enough.

Starflight: *burst back through the wall, holding a burning scroll*

Starflight: KUMBAYAAAAA MY LORD!!!!! 

Deathbringer: Oh no.

Joy: Did he just quote a vine?

Rainkeeper: We've unleashed Vine Starflight.

Starflight: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR!

Fatespeaker: We should have never shown him those vine videos...

Starflight: *goes running around like crazy*

Sunny: Soooo, he's like this for how long?

Nightflyer: Ten dares.

Air: Or until we forget about it.

Glory: We're doomed.

Starflight: THERE'S NO FUCKING DRUMMER BETTER THEN NEIL PEART!

Kelp: And now we know he's on cocaine.

Hosts:........

Joy: If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine

Kelp: If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

Air: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

Nightflyer: If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, cocaine

Seashell: When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine

All: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
CocaineIf your day is gone, and you want to ride on, cocaine
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaineShe don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
CocaineShe don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,

Starflight: COCAIIIINNNNEE!!!!!!

Joy: Don't do drugs, kids.