Permafrost: Sup mothertruckers.

Haze: That's....That's not a swear word....

Permafrost: Maybe not in YOUR vocabulary!

Shore: *has headphones on, dancing around oblivious*

Ander: *has no headphones, dances around with him like she's preparing a sacrifice*

Ember: Uhhh......

Haze: *yanks headphones off of Shore*

Shore: AH! WHAT? I was listening to Coldplay!

Haze: And we actually have a dare for once, so PAY ATTENTION!

*players appear*

Joy: I will never get used to being a player in this game rather than a host.

Air: Me neither.

Rainkeeper: The fear of not actually knowing what's gonna happen...

Nightflyer: No wonder the DOD and JW hate us.

Seashell: But don't WE know what's gonna happen because we gave them the dare?

Shore: No, actually we have a separate jar of sorrow for you guys.

Kelp: Seriously?

Ander: No. We just rifled through the jar because we were bored.

Permafrost: We may have stolen some of your dares.

Joy: GIVE THEM BACK.

Ember: But you guys have like six THOUSAND dares- can't we steal some and-

Air/Nightflyer: NO.

Ember: *sighs*

Ander: *throws a fistful of dares at the hosts*

Joy/Kelp: *narrows eyes*

Joy: ALL of them.

Ander:..... *spits out a dare*

Kelp: That's better.

Shore: How is it so annoying for us to have our parents here, and you guys are never bothered by having YOUR parents in the game?

Joy: Because our parents are afraid of us.

Nightflyer: And you can't make us fear you.

Next Gen Hosts:.... *scowls*

Rainkeeper: So what's the dare?

Permafrost: We're going to listen to two songs,

Haze: And then Kelp, Rainkeeper, and Joy's kids are gonna decide what song fits her better.

Ember: And then you have to sing that song to Macaw.

Joy: Oh, so the twat's gonna die again. Sweet.

Ander: *coughs and whispers softly* The side effects of killing Macaw include that you will have to murder Kelp in an even more painful way*

Joy: What?

Ander: Nothing. Just muttering a prayer to the stars.

Joy: Okay, well just don't go Ianthe on me.

Ander: Of course.

Haze: OKAY! First song-

Shore: Wait, shouldn't Rin be here too?

Permafrost: YES, PLEASE BRING IN MY GIRLFRIEND!

Kelp: I thought Rin picked Parrot over you....

Permafrost: It's called an open relationship, Kelp.

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Rin appears*

Permafrost: *hugs her*

Shore: Moving on.

Haze: Our first song will be "Gasoline" by Halsey

Ember: *hits play and everyone listens*

https://youtu.be/1S5NDIc1_3U

Rainkeeper: That's....actually pretty accurate.

Kelp: Especially the part that says "Are you deranged like me? Are you strange like me? Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me? Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me? Pointing fingers 'cause you'll never take the blame like me?"

Joy: I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Kelp: You should.

Shore: I don't know.... I feel like the person in this song drinks and does more drugs than you.

Joy: True.

Rin: And that part with "You're part of a machine, you are not a human being, With your face all made up, living on a screen Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline" doesn't really work. Like, obviously you're not a human being, you're a dragon, but I don't think you have low self esteem.

Joy: I do not. I am epic and awesome.

Ander: Let's try the otro song.

Haze: Next up is "Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez.

Air: *gasps*

Air: CAN WE WATCH THE CASTIEL FAN EDIT WITH IT PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?!?!?

Haze: No-

Permafrost: Yes.

Haze: *sighs* Just listen to the original afterwards.

Air: DEAL.

https://youtu.be/1xdu4zSW4lA

https://youtu.be/ofI80QESvTc

Nightflyer: Air- exactly how many times have you seen that video?

Air: The video only has 734 views, and I am responsible for at least 600 of them.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Shore: Wow, this one works really well too.

Kelp: Scarily well.

Rainkeeper: Especially at this part "I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad, The craziest friend that you've ever had You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the bend, entirely bonkers You like me best when I'm off my rocker Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."

Rin: People DO like you best when you're being crazy.

Joy: True, true.

Kelp: You're the craziest friend I've ever had.

Joy: I know <3

Joy: Also, if I'm the one singing that song, you're the blue caterpillar I'm getting drunk with.

Kelp: I figured.

Permafrost: so which song fits her better?

Rainkeeper: Mad Hatter.

Kelp: I second that.

Ander: Tres.

Rin: Agreed.

Shore: Definitely that one.

Ember: Well, in that case....

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Macaw appears*

Macaw: Aw shit, are they going to slaughter me again?

Permafrost: Just shut up and listen and maybe you won't get murdered.

Joy: HA! Not likely.

Seashell: Joy has a song she'd like to sing to you.

Macaw: Oh, this should be good.

Shore: *plays music*

Joy: My friends don't walk, they run

Joy: Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun
Popping, popping balloons with guns, getting high off helium
We paint white roses red
Each shade from a different person's head
This dream, dream is a killer
Getting drunk with the blue caterpillar
I'm peeling the skin off my face
'Cause I really hate being safe
The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane

I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad

Joy: The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are
Where is my prescription?
Doctor, doctor please listen
My brain is scattered
You can be Alice, I'll be the mad hatter

I'm peeling the skin off my face

Joy: 'Cause I really hate being safe
The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane
I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad,
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are

You think I'm crazy, you think I'm gone

Joy: So what if I'm crazy? All the best people are
And I think you're crazy too, I know you're gone
That's probably the reason that we get along

I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad,

Joy: The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are

Macaw: That was....interesti-

Joy: *stabs Macaw*

Macaw: W-why?

Joy: Cause I'm crazy, duh.

Macaw: *dies*

Hosts: *take a couple steps back*

Joy: What?

Haze: And now's the part where we tell you that if you killed Macaw, you'd have to kill Kelp more painfully.

Joy:.........

Kelp: Well  shit.

Joy:........*calmly and quietly* what?

Rainkeeper: *shoves Air and Nightflyer to the side, tramples Seashell, and runs out the fucking door*

Ander: Not today, Malachi *disappears*

Air: I would build a protective shield with the power of Destiel, but I don't think it would hold.

Nightflyer: *builds shield from McGonagall's badassness*

Nightflyer: Hide behind this.

Air: *grabs Ember and they hide behind the shield*

Joy: *grabs a gun*

Haze: Now, now....Don't shoot the messenger.....

Shore: Run. RUN LIKE HELL.

Rin: Um, have you been to hell? THINGS ARE FUCKING SLOW DOWN THERE. 

Air: RUN LIKE YOU'RE TRAPPED IN PURGATORY AND ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY MONSTERS!

Rin: *starts screaming, grabs Permafrost's hand and runs*

Shore/Haze: *run after them, screaming louder*

Kelp:......

Joy:.......

Seashell: *lying unconscious on the floor*

Joy: What if we just SAY I killed you?

Kelp: That could work.

Ember: NOT TRUE, I'M A WITNESS!

Joy: *shoots Ember*

*bullet bounces off McGonagall shield and hits Kelp*

Joy: *screams*

Kelp: That'll work.... *dies*

Joy: *screams louder*

Ember: OKAY DARE DONE, CALM DOWN, HE'LL REVIVE IN UNDER 24 HOURS, BYE NOW! *runs away screaming*

Joy: WHY YOU LITTLE- *chases after him*

Air/Nightflyer: *screech*

Air: YOU CAN'T KILL MY SON, JOY!!!!

Joy: THERE'S NOTHING IN THE CONSTITUTION THAT SAYS I CAAANNN'TT!!!!!!