Hosts: *on the floor surrounded by the hundreds of dares that were in the jar of sorrow*

Hosts: *frantically searching the pile*

Joy: Come on guys, there's got to be at least ONE HALLOWEEN THEMED DARE IN HERE!

Air: Oh! What about this one? They act out a scene from supernatural playing the characters they fit most! Supernatural is Halloween themed!!

Seashell: *slaps dare out of her talons*

Seashell: YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE AWAY ALL OUR READERS THAT DON'T WATCH SUPERNATURAL.

Air: Well EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OVER OBESSED WITH MY FANDOM.

Joy: *starts chanting* Fight, fight, fight-

Rainkeeper: *reaches for popcorn*

Nightflyer: *throws a handful of dares in the air*

Nightflyer: SCREW THIS WE'RE WATCHING SCARY MOVIES AND DOING A HALLOWEEN QUIZ.

Kelp: But dares-

Nightflyer: WE'LL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY, RIGHT NOW IT'S HALLOWEEN AND WE DO WHAT WE WANT.

Rainkeeper: When was the last time we actually vetoed and did a dare of our own?

Hosts:.........

Joy: Dare......2?

Air: Yeah. Dare 2.

*players appear*

Joy: IT'S HALLOWEEN EVERYONE, WHO ARE YOU DRESSING UP AS?

Air: Our scavenger author is Manon from TOG.

Joy: Speaking of Manon, JUST FINISHED QUEEN OF SHADOWS, I LOVE EVERYTHING, now tell us your costumes.

Clay: I'm a marshmallow, and Peril is fire, so together we're ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS, get it? *laughs*

Peril: I don't think it's that funny, but he;s happy, so I'm going with it.

Glory: I'm death.

Deathbringer: Bringer.

Glory: No, just death.

Deathbringer: Well then this is awkward because I'm going as a Queen.

Glory: *facetalons*

Tsunami: I don't dress up for Halloween.

Riptide: And by that she means she refuses to admit that she lost our bet and is dressing up like a Squidbrain.

Tsunami: SHUT UP.

Riptide: I'm gonna be an octopus.

Fatespeaker: I'm going as someone REALLY REALLY SCARY.

Hosts: *gasps*

Joy: The ending of Kingdom of Ash?

Kelp: TAXES?

Nightflyer: Mike Myers?

Air: The writers from Supernatural?

Seashell: The future?

Rainkeeper: *screams in fear*

Fatespeaker: No.... Morrowseer....

Joy: Oh. Okay....

Starflight: I'm a scrollworm.

Sunny: AN ASSASSIN, BECAUSE I AM DARK AND EDGY AND UNFORGIVING.

All:.....*laughs*

Clay: Sure you are, Sunny! *pats her on the head*

Sunny: *scowls*

Carnelian: I was not aware Halloween meant wearing costumes, I'm just hear to restrain Umber.

Umber: I'M GONNA BE A PRIDE FLAG.

Carnelian: He's gonna be a pride flag.

Umber: AND I'M GONNA THROW GLITTER AT PEOPLE.

Carnelian: Like I said. Restrain him.

Kinkajou: I'm a disco ball, and Turtle is John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever.

Turtle: I don't know how we saw that movie, but it's happening.

Qibli: I'm gonna be Winter.

Winter: NO, you're not.

Moon: I'm gonna be that guy from Game of Thrones so I can run ahead of Winter all night and yell "WINTER IS COMING!"

Winter: Somehow, that's worse.

Winter:........

Winter: And I'm going as a zombie.

Rainkeeper: AND US HOSTS ARE DRESSING UP LIKE SANDER SIDES!

Air: I'M ROMAN!

Nightflyer: Logan, obviously.

Rainkeeper: Somehow I was elected to be Patton?

Joy: Because you're the responsible dad of our friend group.

Rainkeeper: Makes sense.

Seashell: I'm Virgil, I think?

Joy: DECEIT! 

Air: FALSEHOOD!

Kelp: I guess that makes me Remus. Doesn't really fit, but okay....

Nightflyer: We just voted you most likely to eat deodorant.

Kelp:......

Kelp: I accept my role.

Air: *throws monopoly money at the readers*

Air: FANART. PLEASE. WE BEG AND WILL BRIBE YOU.

Glory: So what are we actually doing today?

Joy: QUIZZING YOU ON HALLOWEEN.

Rainkeeper: Winners get to watch scary movies with candy, losers get murdered by Joy.

Turtle: So the usual, got it.

Kelp: Now, to think of Halloween quiz questions.

Nightflyer: I have a 50 question quiz right here.

Hosts:.......

Air: THEN GET STARTED LOGAN.

Nightflyer: Yeah Teah,

Rainkeeper: YES!

Nightflyer: Clay! 

Clay: AAAHHH!!

Nightflyer: What's a group of witches called?

Clay:.....Uuuhhhhh oh! I know! 

Clay: A Golden Trio.

Nightflyer:.....Can we-

Joy: No, the answer was coven, therefore he was wrong.

Nightlfyer: but HARRY POTTER-

Joy: *snaps talons, a noose appears out of nowhere, wraps around Clay's neck and pulls him up into the ceiling*

Kelp: How-

Joy: I installed some new and more effective methods of killing off the players. Next?

Nightflyer: Peril, Which song was a 1973 hit for Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers?  

Peril: Monster Mash.

Nightflyer: That's actually correct.... How did you-

Peril: It is my favorite song of all time, stop judging me.

Nightflyer: Judgement free zone!

Air: *screeches*

Nightflyer: Tsunami, What was Dr. Frankenstein's first name?

Tsunami:......Wait......FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE DOCTOR?

Joy: Really? *draws the sword of Orynth and stabs her*

Nightflyer: Riptide, Name the country over which Vlad Dracula once ruled, which still considers him a national hero. Hint, it also really likes dragons.

Riptide: Romania?

Nightflyer: Correct!

Riptide: I started studying maps of the scavenger worlds out of fear of this game.

Nightflyer: Glory, Shakespeare's three witches from Macbeth were also known as . . . what?

Deathbringer: The what what what of what?

Glory: The weird sisters.

Nightflyer: Correct!

Deathbringer: HOW.

Glory: I'm smart, I read Shakespeare.

Nightflyer: Deathbringer, By what name is midnight also known?

Deathbringer: *smiles evilly* The witching hour. Prime time for an assassin's kill.

Nightflyer: Creeeeeeepy, but right.

Glory/Deathbringer: *high five*

Nightflyer: Starflight, Who wrote the novel called "The Witching Hour"?

Starflight: Anne Rice.

Fatespeaker: I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT.

Starflight: I know basically every book ever. Don't feel bad.

Nightflyer: Fatespeaker, As well as a cauldron, what other magical tools might a witch use?

Fatespeaker: A WAND. A BROOM. CANDLES AND STRIPED SOCKS!!

Nightflyer:....I'm going to accept wand and move on.

Nightflyer: Sunny, Ghoulies and ghosties and . . . what . . . go bump in the night?

Sunny:.....VAMPIRES?

Nightflyer: Wrongo.

Joy: *sharpens a candy cane*

Sunny: Santa?

Joy: *stabs Sunny with Candy cane*

Sunny: But- but I was a good boy. *dies*

Air: *beats Joy with a book*

Air: IT'S. TOO. EARLY. FOR. CHRISTMAS. THEMED. SUPERNATURAL. DEATH. JOKES.

Nightflyer: Carnelian, Is a banshee likely to sing, hum, scream or whistle?

Carnelian:.....*screams*

Nightflyer: Correct.

Carnelian: Wait really? Sweet.

Nightflyer: Umber, Why is it dangerous to step into a fairy ring formed of mushrooms?

Umber: Because the hot faeries might take you away and you'll never return and live with their glorious sass and Illyrians forever. *sighs dreamily*

Nightflyer: Um-

Joy: That's right, keep going.

Nightflyer: Okaaaay. Kinkajou.  Which are the two colors most often associated with Halloween today?

Kinkajou: Um, DUH. *flashes scales Orange and black*

Nightflyer: Most of you guys know your Halloween stuff, that's nice.

Nightflyer: Turtle, what horror movie character lured children into the sewer-

Turtle: PENNYWISE AND HE DOESN'T JUST SCARE CHILDREN, OKAY. *hides behind Kinkajou*

Nightflyer: Qibli,  To protect yourself from evil on Halloween, what common kitchen ingredient would you carry in your pocket?

Air: I SWEAR TO THE MOON, QIBLI.

Qibli: U-um.....Pepper?

Joy: *gives Qibli a thousand tiny cuts*

Qibli: What-

Air: *throws salt in all the wounds*

Qibli: *screams*

Air: SALT AND BURN THE BODY, YOU IDIOT.

Nightflyer: Winter, name a traditional Halloween food.

Winter:......

Winter: Pumpkin.

Nightflyer: Pumpkin what?

Winter: Have you seen the people at coffee shops? PUMPKIN EVERYTHING, IT'S HORRIBLE.

Nightflyer: Moon, Which country celebrates The Day of the Dead instead of Halloween, which includes the tradition of passing a live person in a coffin through streets?

Moon:....THAT'S A TRADITION, WHAT IS THIS?

Joy: *slips on painted skull mask*

Joy: IT'S EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! *hits her with a stick*

Nightflyer: Well, that's everyone.... Movie time?

Rainkeeper: Where do we start- Friday the 13th, Monster House, Saw, Nightmare on Elm Street, Poltergeist-

Joy: SAAAWWWWW!!!!

Remaining Players: *sit around with a bowl of candy, watching saw*

Seashell: Happy Halloween everyone! 

Joy: Remember that it's the only day of the year where you can take candy from strangers! 

Air: AND IT'S THE ONE DAY THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN'T LOOK CRAZY SO EMBRACE IT MY HUNTERS, YELL THAT YOU LOVE LUCIFER AND WATCH THE WEIRD LOOKS ON EVERYONE'S FACES.

Nightflyer: And let us know what you're dressing up as! We love a good cosplay.

Kelp: Screw what anyone says about being fat- you gorge yourself on candy. Gorge until you wanna puke BECAUSE CANDY IS AMAZING.

Rainkeeper: ENJOY YOUR HALLOWEEN!