Air: *drawing in a notebook*

Nightflyer: *walks in, sees notebook*

Nightflyer: Uh.....Air?

Air:  Yup?

Nightflyer: What are you doing?

Air: Drawing.

Nightflyer: Is.....Is that one of the notebooks from my notebook shelf?

Air: Well, yeah. I ran out of space in my sketchbook, and you never use any of these notebooks, so I figured I'd put one of them to use instead of letting them collect dust. Why do you keep a shelf full of empty notebooks anyways?

Nightflyer: *attempting and failing to form words*

Rainkeeper: Oh no.

Nightflyer: Because they're nice notebooks, and they're pretty to look at,

Air: And meant to be filled-

Nightflyer: BUT THEY'RE TOO PRETTY TO WRITE IN!

Nightflyer: *would be ripping out his hair if dragons had hair*

Nightflyer: Can- Can I at least see what you deemed important enough to draw that it was worth writing in a fifty dollar gold edged notebook that was meant to be left blank long after I was dead?

Air: Of course.

Air: *holds up picture of the T or D hosts, laughing and smiling*

Nightflyer:.........

Nightflyer: Just keep the notebook.

Nightflyer: Fill it to your heart's content, you pure little sunset.

Joy: Huh, and here I thought you'd be pissed at her for writing in one of your notebooks.

Seashell: I wrote 'Hi' in one of them and he broke my talons for it.

Nightflyer: HEY, YOU TRY STAYING MAD AT AIR, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

Rainkeeper: Okay true.

*players appear*

Kelp: ALRIGHT GANG, IT'S A REALLY HAPPY DAY TODAY, DO YOU KNOW WHY?

Sunny: Because you're procrastinating on homework?

Kelp:........NO!

Rainkeeper: It's because WE FINALLY GET TO USE ALL THE GAY SONGS WE KNOW IN ONE DARE!

Joy: AND THE DARE HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH SINGING!

Amber: YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

Carnelian: Then what is the dare?

Nightflyer: Well, for starters, we need a show of hands. Raise your talons in you're gay.

Amber: *hands in the air like she just don't care*

Qibli: Does bi count?

Joy: In this case, yes.

Qibli: *raises hand*

Carnelian: *raises hand*

Clay: *slowly raises hand, unsure*

Peril: *slowly lowers Clay's hand*

Moon: *forces Winter to raise his hand*

Rainkeeper: Perfect, so Amber, Carnelian, Qibli, and Winter, you're all excused from the dare.

Fatespeaker: WHAT!

Turtle: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Tsunami: YEAH! I'D KISS A GIRL IF IT WOULD GET ME OUT OF THIS GAME!

Riptide: You would?

Tsunami: Shush.

Joy: *cue Walter voice* SHUT THE HELL UP.

Joy: Our dare is actually a truth today.

Nightflyer: ALL HAIL THE NOBLE TRUTHS!

Air: Look at that kids! The LAST TRUTH. Never gonna see one of those again!

Deathbringer: What's the truth?

Kelp: If you were gay, who would you date and/or screw?

All:.......

Joy: Make sense why the gays were excused?

Amber: Can we still stand here and sing gay songs?

Air: Yes.

Joy: That is your requirement for today.

Carnelian: Oh, well in that case.

Qibli: WHILE TURNING GAY THE OTHER DAY, A THOUGHT OCCURRED TO ME, 

Carnelian: I WANT A GAAAYYY DISNEY PRINCE!!!!!

Qibli: I'D LIKE TO TRY MOST EVERY GUY, FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTEEEEEEE

Amber: MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY, GUESS IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY-

Winter: *covers ears*

Winter: BROOOOOMANCE!!!! NOTHING REALLY GAY ABOUT IT! NOOOOOOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY!

Winter: I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL WAAAAYYYY

Amber: I'm straight!

Qibli: You were not yesterday.

Carnelian: YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS. NO YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE, NO YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE-

Glory.......How many of these songs do you have?

Joy: Um.

Nightflyer: A minimum of 12.

Joy: MOVING ON!

Rainkeeper: So Clay, if you were gay, which means you like boys, who would you date?

Clay: Um......

Clay:....Jambu seems cool.

Glory: *screams in horror*

Clay: What! He's funny!

Glory: I DON'T WANT MY BROTHER TO DATE MY BROTHER THAT'D BE SO WEIRD!!!

Clay: Well it's not gonna happen.

Glory: Okay good. This isn't Alabama.

Kelp: Peril?

Peril: Do I have to factor in Firescales?

Kelp: Nope.

Peril: Um........Anyone?

Kelp: Yup.

Peril: Ruby.

Carnelian: HEY!!!!!

Peril: She was nice to me, in the end.

Carnelian: exCUSE YOU, BUT THAT'S IT MY WIFE-

Winter/Qibli: *restraining Carnelian*

Peril: It's HYPOTHETICAL CARNELIAN, CALM DOWN.

Carnelian: NO!

Joy: Go back to singing!

Qibli: Fine!

Qibli: I DON'T KNOW HOW! I DON'T KNOW WHY! 

Qibli: BUT I LIKE LADIEESSSS, AND I LIKE GUYS-

Carnelian: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK-

Qibli: I'm ggggggggETTING BI! I'M GETTING BI! I'M LETTIN MY BI FLAG FLY!

Amber: Gay or European? So many shades of gray! DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY, THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY!

All: *looks at Winter*

Winter: I'm not gay, guys, that ain't me

Qibli: LIES!

Winter: I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes...
And a rock hard chest, and ripplin' abs... Yeahhh
And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves...
And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod...

Winter: And oh, my God, take your pants off

Qibli: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: Riptide?

Riptide: hmmmmmm

Tsunami: If you say Whirlpool, so help me, I will knock your teeth out.

Riptide: I don't know, I don't really know anybody.

Tsunami: Oh come on, there's gotta be someone!

Riptide: No, I don't think there is.

Deathbringer: That's ridiculous, if I were gay, I'd date you, you're chill.

Riptide: What? 

Deathbringer: What?

Riptide:......I mean, I guess I'd date you.

Glory: What?

Tsunami: What?

Amber: THERE. RIGHT THERE.

Qibli: IF YOU WERE GAY, THAT'D BE OKAY.

Carnelian: I MEAN CAUSE HEY,

Amber: I LIKE YOU ANYWAYS!

Deathbringer: uggghhhh Nikki-

Air: Tsunami?

Tsunami:.......

Tsunami: I mean

Tsunami: Lady Jewel seemed kinda chill.

Joy: L-lady Jewel.

Joy: From the HIVEWINGS???

Nightflyer: *gasps*

Nightflyer: SHE'S BEEN READING THE BOOKS!

Hosts: *freak out*

Tsunami: AND SO WHAT IF I HAVE?

Kelp: THE ONE RULE ABOUT BEING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS THAT YOU NEVER FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE FICTIONAL!!!

Joy: You know what, we just gotta burn it.

Riptide: Burn what-

Joy: BURN IT ALL!!!!

Hosts: *pours gasoline on everything, even the players*

Clay: wha-

Air: *lights a match using Peril*

Air: Top this, Azazel. *drops match*

*Entire room bursts into flames*

*One maga respawn and a visit from the Fire Department later*

Players:........

Air: So Glory, who would you date?

Glory: Glacier wasn't too awful, even if she did side with Blaze. 

Kelp: Fatespeaker?

Fatespeaker:......Sunny.

Sunny: Yeah, I'd date you.

Starflight: I- *clutches head, trying to comprehend that his two love interests have better chemistry with each other than they do with him*

Nightflyer: Starflight?

Starflight: GIVE ME A MINUTE.

Amber:.......

Amber: If you were queer,

Carnelian: I'D STILL BE HERE,

Amber/Carnelian: YEAR AFTER YEAR! BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME.

Carnelian: AND I KNOW THAT YOU,

Amber: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOOOO

Carnelian: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY, 'HEY, GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!'

Winter: But I'm not gay.

Qibli: HE LIKES BOYS! FINALLY NOW IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE!

Amber: HE LIKES BOYS! I LIKE THIS GUY BUT HE'S ON THE FENCE!

Carnelian: HE LIKES BOYS! 

Winter: I can't believe this happened again-

Carnelian/Qibli/Amber: HE LIKES BOYS, OH OH OH, BOYS, OH OH OH

Nightflyer: Your minute's up.

Starflight: Um......

Starflight: I mean Vermilion wasn't that bad.

Peril: *scream of horror*

Clay: WHAT!

Glory: WHY?!?!

Tsunami: EW!

Sunny: NO!

Carnelian: No, I get it, he's actually pretty chill.

Nightflyer: Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: Ostrich.

Qibli: WHAT!

Sunny: *gasps*

Sunny: Oh I see it.

Kinkajou: I think we'd make a very cute couple.

Sunny: Oh three moons, you would.

Qibli: I- that- well-

Qibli: Yeah, okay.

Joy: Moon?

Moon:......Probably Carnelian, honestly.

Carnelian: what?

Moon: That one dare where I had to flirt with you was a lot of fun.

Carnelian: Oh......Okay.

Carnelian: I know this is hypothetical, but if you ever get sick of being in the middle of a love triangle, like.....Call me.

Moon: We'll see.

Carnelian: Fair enough.

Seashell: Turtle?

Turtle:....... Blue was nice.

Tsunami: True.

Nightflyer: That's everyone!

Joy: Take us home, gay choir!

All: Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me
Just us, and your friend Steve

Dododododo Steve Dodododoo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve--
Oh, hey! How's it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem
Why's he always here?

Dododododo Steve Dododododo Go away
What's the deal with your friend Steve-
Oh, hey! How's it going?

It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend
It's not that I don't think he's great
But its only you, only you I wanna fellate

Are you gay for Steve I think you may be
And that would be all right
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wished a thousand wishes
'Cause I like to be with you
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can...

Dododododo Steve Dododododo
Why don't you just go be with your best friend
And booooyfriend Steeeeeeve

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