Hosts: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Joy: If, you know, it's New Year's Eve, or New Year's Day, or really late/early Chinese New Year or the New Year of whatever you celebrate.

Rainkeeper: Cause for us right now it's New Year's Eve, sooooo

Air: Happy New Year! *plays with party favor*

Nightflyer: Anybody got a good New Year's Resolution?

Air: To not be so obsessed with Destiel.

Seashell: To get Joy to like me!

Joy: Never gonna happen- To buy more weapons!

Rainkeeper: To get Tree-Bud to stop throwing things at me.

Nightflyer: To re-read Harry Potter for the millionth time.

*players appear*

Air: Umber, get your rainbows ready.

Umber: Honey, my rainbows are ALWAYS ready. What for?

Seashell: Winter, we need you to consent to a kiss with Qibli.

Winter: What? NO!

Rainkeeper: Literally ONE kiss.

Winter: NO.

Moon: Why not?

Winter: Because I'm not gay! *glances at Qibli*

Seashell: THERE. RIGHT THERE!

Moon: Look at that condescending smirk

Carnelian: Seen it on every guy at work

Moon: That is a metro-hetro jerk

Seashell: That guy's not gay, I say, no way

All: That is the elephant in the room, Well is it relevant to presume, That a hottie in that costume

Qibli: Is automatically-radically

Nightflyer: Ironically-cronically

Rainkeeper: Scurtinly-curtainly

Joy: Genetically-netically

Air: GAY!

Umber: Officially gay!

All but Winter: OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY-

Winter: *winks at Moon*

All: DAMMIT!

All: Gay or European? 

Carnelian: So stylish and relaxed

All: Is he gay or European?

Umber: I think his chest is waxed

Kinkajou: But they bring their boys up different there

Turtle: It's culturally diverse

Qibli: It's not a fashion curse

All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse, Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code

Seashell: Yet his accent is hypnotic

Air: But his shoes are pointy toed,

All: Huh, Gay or European? So many shades of gray

Moon: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on Saturday

All: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or euro-

Nightflyer: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea I'd like to try

Joy: The floor is yours

Nightflyer: So Mr. R-G-Tacos, This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for? 

Winter: Two years

Nightflyer: And your first name again is? 

Winter: Nicos

Nightflyer: And your boyfriend's name is? 

Winter: Carlos.

Winter: AH! I'm sorry. I misunderstand, you say boyfriend, I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend!

Qibli: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I no cover for you, no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European! And neither is his place, You've got to stop your being, A completely closet case.

Qibli: It's me not *points at Moon* her he's seeing, No matter what he say, I swear he never ever ever swing the other way, You are so gay, You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret!

Winter: I'm straight!

Qibli: You were not yesterday

Umber: So if I may, I'm proud to say He's GAAAAY!

All: And European!

Umber: He's gaaaaaay!

All: And European!

Umber: He's gaaaaaay!

All: And European and gay!

Winter: Fine, okay, I'm gay!

All: Hooray!

Air: I love that song.

Joy: Well, go on Winter, do that dare.

Winter: *scowls*

Winter: FINE. ONE kiss. and that's IT.

Qibli: You say that now, buuuuut-

Umber: But the rainbow always gets its way, Winnie.

Moon: Ugh, JUST KISS.

Qibli: *kisses Winter*

Moon: *takes a picture*

Winter: Hey, that wasn't apart of the dare!

Moon: Nope, it's just free blackmail for LIFE! YES!

Winter:...........

Qibli:............

Winter: Get her.

Moon: Shoot *runs away*

Winter/Qibli: *chases after her*

Seashell: We should do more musical songs.

Joy: Agreed.