Nightflyer: *typing on chromebook*

Nightflyer: Wait, how do you type an em dash?

Air: I dunno.

Rainkeeper: Google it.

Seashell: I know!

Seashell: You just hit this, this, and then-

*screen gets really zoomed out and all the tabs are weird*

Nightflyer: What did you DO?

Seashell: I DON'T KNOW!

Nightflyer: CHANGE IT BACK!

Seashell: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO!

Joy: Try hitting Ctrl Z

Nightflyer: THAT DID NOTHING.

Seashell: I'M SORRY!

Nightflyer: YOU MESSED UP MY COMPUTER.

Joy: Welp, time to smash it and buy a new one. *grabs sledgehammer*

*players appear*

Moon: What do you WAAAAAANT?

Kinkajou: I'm still not divorcing Turtle, so there.

Qibli: Winter and I eloped, so we're married again.

Winter: No we didn't.

Qibli: Yes we did.

Winter:.......I have absolutely no memory of that.

Qibli: Just because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Winter:........Qibli.....

Qibli: Oh, Joy, here's your chloroform back.

Joy: Thanks.

Winter:....QIBLI!

Turtle: You can't just drug people.

Carnelian: CAAAAAAAARLLLLLLL

Umber: THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

Qibli: Oh, I, uh, didn't know that.

Kinkajou: How could you NOT know that??!

Seashell: Speaking of Winter.

Winter: Not right now, I need to redivorce Qibli.

Qibli: Nope.

Nightflyer: BUT WE NEED YOU TO SING!

Winter: Sing what?

Joy: Only the best song in the universe.

Rainkeeper: The song EVERYBODY knows.

Air: Only one of the most iconic songs by the band that invented the meaning of iconic.

Kelp: THE song. By THE band.

Moon: I have no idea what song it is.

Kinkajou: I do.

Turtle: Me too.

Umber: I have a guess.

Joy: You'll know it when you hear it.

Rainkeeper: I'm only going to say one word from the lyrics, and you all better know what it is. Okay? Here's the word.

Rainkeeper: Galileo. 

Players: *gasp*

Kinkajou:  I KNEW IT!!

Umber: YES, I WAS RIGHT!

Turtle: IT'S THE BEST SONG EVER.

Moon: OH MY MOONS, HOW DID I NOT SEE IT EARLIER?!?

Carnelian: CAN WE SING ALONG? PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE??????

Kelp: Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel.....

Umber: LIKE YOU'RE NOTHING, YOU ARE PERFECT TO ME!

Seashell: Wrong song, guys.

Joy: The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear, The only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer

Kelp: So cool and limed and we try, try, try

Joy/Kelp: But we try too hard and its a waste of my time

Umber: Done looking for the critics 'cause there everywhere

Joy/Kelp/Umber: THEY DON'T LIKE MY JEANS, THEY DON'T GET MY HAIR.

Air: SHUT UP AND LET WINTER SING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!

All: *shuts up*

Rainkeeper: This one is too good to just have the recording, sooooo

Seashell: Y'all can sing the beginning.

Players: YES!!!!!!

All: Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and seeeeeeee

Nightflyer: *starts playing the piano*

Winter: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

All: Because I'm easy come, easy go. A little high, little low

Winter: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeee, to me

Winter: Mamaaaa, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mamaaa, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it ALL away

Qibli: *plays the drums*

Winter: Mama, oOOOOOOOOoooo

Kinkajou: *jams out*

Joy: *waves lighter*

Winter: Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters....

Nightflyer: *keeps playing piano*

Winter: Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and faaaaaace the truth
Mama, oooOOOOOoooo

All: Anyway the wind blows

Winter: I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at aaaaaallllllll!!!

Joy: *does guitar solo*

Nightflyer: *hits the same key over and over again on the piano*

Winter: I see a little silhouette of a man

Qibli/Turtle: Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango

All: Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me

Kinkajou: Galileo, 

Winter: Galileo, 

Kinkajou: Galileo, 

Winter: Galileo, 

All: Galileo, figaro, magnificooOooooooooo

Winter: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

All: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY. SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY! 

Nightflyer: *piano*

Winter: Easy come easy go, will you let me go

Hosts: Bismillah, NOOOOO, we will not let you go, 

Players: LET HIM GO!

Hosts: Bismillah, we will not let you go, 

Players: LET HIM GO!

Hosts: Bismillah, we will not let you go, 

All: LET ME GO!

Hosts: Will not let you go

Winter: Let me go!

All: Never, never let you go 

Winter: Let me go!

All: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Winter: Oh mama mia, mama mia, 

All: MAMMA MIA LET ME GO! BeEElzebub has a devil put aside for meeeee. For meeeee 

Winter: For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Joy: *guitar solo*

Winter: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Winter: OOOOOOOOOOOh baby! Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Qibli/Joy: *instrumental solo*

All: *waving lighters* OOOOOOOOOO oh yeah, oh yeah

Joy: *more guitar*

Winter: Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to meeeeeeeeeee

Nightflyer: *piano part*

Joy: *guitar part*

All: Anyway the wind blows

Qibli: *single cymbal*

*song echoes majestically*

All:..............

Joy: Alright, show of hands. Who sang along?

Rainkeeper: No one will ever be as iconic and awesome as Queen. NO ONE.

Air: EVER.

Nightflyer: Don't believe us?

Seashell: See how many people start going STOMP STOMP CLAP next time We Will Rock You starts playing.

Joy: ALL HAIL QUEEN!!!!!

Kelp: Why Queen?

Joy: Because it's outrageous. And I can't think of anyone more outrageous than me.

Nightflyer: No one is more outrageous than Freddie Mercury.

All: *nods in agreement*