Nightflyer: Considering we did author's notes and tags in the first book, and the last part is always a reference tally, would it be reasonable to assume that this is dare 394?

Air: I'm going to purposefully NOT check book 1, and say that it is, because I know it'll make you happy.

Nightflyer: Turn to page 394...

Joy: *sighs* If only we'd made it to kill 394....

*players appear*

*next gen hosts appear*

Hosts: HI!!!!!!!!!

Next Gen Hosts: HIII!!!!!!!

Players: *scream*

Turtle: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HERE AT THE SAME TIME, WHAT HELL IS THIS?!?!!

Kelp: IT'S THE FINAL DARE OF BOOK 2!!!

Glory: So we're all gonna die, right?

Joy: Unfortunately no.

Joy: *sighs* I have been asked NOT to kill anyone this dare as it will mess up the count, SO IT WILL BE A STRUGGLE BUT FINE.

Starflight: What count?

Kinkajou: Can we get silly string now that the book's over?

Hosts:........

Permafrost: Next book.

Kinkajou: AWWWW, BUT THAT'S LIKE 6 INCEST DARES FROM NOW!

Clay: Why- Why did you have to remind us of the incest dares?

Riptide: So what ARE we doing for the big finale?

Nightflyer: well for starters-

Joy: Fireworks. *snaps talons*

Kelp: *lights off a small army of illegal fireworks*

*sky explodes into colors*

Peril: Oooooo pretty!

Qibli: AAHHHHH!!! IT'S RAINING ASH AND PAINFUL EMBERS ON US!

Joy: *completely not sorry* Oops.

Peril: It's like it's raining mini mes and the remains of my enemies. *spins around*

Joy: Air-

Air: Way ahead of you. *high fives Peril*

Rainkeeper: *bangs gavel*

Joy: Oh, I missed the gavel.

Rainkeeper: HERE YE, HERE YE-

Air: Are you gonna start singing Hamilton?

Rainkeeper: what? No. Why would I do that?

Air:......Isn't here ye something they said in Hamilton time....?

Rainkeeper: Yes. No. I don't know. That's not the point.

Rainkeeper: The point is this.

Seashell: *unfurls a scroll*

Starflight: Ooooo, what's that?

Joy: This is the entire kill count for book 2 of T or D. 

Kelp: For our dare today, you have to pick your favorite time you've died! And, if you want, your favorite death that happened to somebody else.

Rainkeeper: We'll be putting a link to the list in the comments, and we'll also add it to the reference tally next chapter. Thanks to GirlWarriorX for putting the list together!!

Deathbringer: Okay, I have to know. Who's been killed the most?

Winter: It's me, isn't it.

Joy: YES IT IS!! *throws confetti*

Joy: We've killed you 19 times this book, so you start.

Winter:.......I'm gonna say the best one was when I was killed by rainbow unicorn magic after you let a magic eight ball decide my fate.

Air: Yeah, that was pretty great, wasn't it?

Winter: And my favorite death for someone else was when Deathbringer got shot in the face on that shotgun carousel. Wasn't even there, but it sounded amazing.

Joy: Why-Why must you mention the carousel.....

Nightflyer: Qibli? What about you?

Qibli: Well it's a tough choice Pat, but I'm gonna say when I was a cat and Winter smashed my skull in with Thor's Hammer.

Kelp: Did you ever return that hammer?

Joy: *laughs nervously*

Joy: Don't tell Thor I sold it on eBay.

Air: I.... I think Sam Winchester bought it...

Joy: That makes sense. Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: That one time I died of fangirling, definitely. And for favorite for other, I'm gonna say when I killed Winter in the Hunger Games. That was fun.

Deathbringer: Ah, the Hunger Games...

All: *glares at Deathbringer*

Rainkeeper: Turtle?

Turtle: I'm gonna say when I died in the Zombie Apocalypse. I don't have a favorite death.

Joy: Lies, but okay. Carnie?

Carnelian: Oh definitely when Stonemover thanos snapped me to dust because I poked him with a stick. Good times....

Carnelian: And the best death was when Air murdered Joy because she tore up her Misha Collins photo.

Joy: Yeah, that was well done.

Air: I feel murderous rage soaring through me at the mere reminder of that dare. Thanks.

Kelp: Moon?

Moon: Let's go with when Joy strangled me to death with a piece of barbed wire on purge night.

Nightflyer: SHOW ME PURGE WIRE!

*PURGE pops up on the family feud board*

All: *claps*

Air: Amber?

Amber: When Pennywise lured me into the sewers with the promise of Skittles. I only got to eat four before he killed me, but it was still worth it.

Seashell: And on to the DOD! Clay! Favorite death?

Clay: When I was turned into hamburgers and my friends ate me.

Amber: Wait WHAT?

Clay: Yeah, that happened.

Clay: It's was very poetic if you think about it.

Clay: He who eats the food eventually became the food.

Rainkeeper: He who Haw Haws last, Haw Haws best.

Joy: HAW HAW!

Kelp: Peril?

Peril: When Deathbringer killed me in the Hunger Games. It was a good fight.

Deathbringer: I tip my invisible hat to you as well. It was a hard won battle.

Peril: Oh, but the best death was definitely when me, Glory, and Tsunami all shot Deathbringer during the zombie Apocalypse.

Deathbringer:......Wow.

Glory: I second that.

Tsunami: Third.

Sunny: Fourth.

Starflight: Fifth.

Riptide: Sixth.

Deathbringer: RIPTIDE WHY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

Riptide: We are, but you were being an asshole the days you had that free pass.

Air: Tsunami?

Tsunami: When Ginny killed me in our Wizard Duel. I have no shame about being killed by the great Ginny Weasley.

Nightflyer: FACTS

Nightflyer: Riptide?

Riptide: How about when Tsunami shot me? Or murdered me when I was supposed to be the one killing her-

Tsunami: I know it happened multiple times, but I SWEAR I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL YOU.

Riptide: Uh huh.

Kelp: Sunny?

Sunny: When Meerkat killed me cause I lost a Pokemon battle and then Thorn violently murdered him in return. That was an interesting day.

Joy: Starflight?

Starflight: When Obi-wan Kenobi sliced me in half with a lightsaber. That's in the top ten most epic moments of my life that didn't occur while I was high on cocaine.

Rainkeeper: That was a cool day. Fatespeaker?

Fatespeaker: Oh, when Joy slit my throat, decapitated me, and then kicked my head at Seashell's face. At least my corpse accomplished something.

Rainkeeper: Okaaaayyy

Kelp: Deathbringer?

Deathbringer: Hmmmm.... How about when it took Morrowseer and Pineapple's combined abilities to kill me because Glory said no, and then she nearly kille dSeashell to get me back? That was nice.

Deathbringer: Although the best deaths were still when THE REST OF YOU DIED IN THE HUNGER GA-

All: *collectively punches Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *pained* worth it.

Joy: And finally, Glory?

Glory: I'm gonna go with the carousel.

Joy: WHY??!?!?!

Glory: Because it was the one dare where someone hesitated before murdering me, and you didn't want to do it.

Glory: It's the closest to love we'll get in this game, so I'll take it.

Carnelian: Are we all seriously forgetting about the time Peril just killed us all?

Peril: Yeah, that was fun....

Joy: You know what makes me mad?

Rainkeeper: What?

Joy: All these dares, and you, Nightflyer, and ALL the next gen hosts haven't died ONCE.

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer:........

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *start laughing and high five*

Air: *glares at them*

Seashell: We've killed more grocery store attendants than Next Gen hosts. Let that sink in.

Seashell: THE GROCERY STORE SCAVENGER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE PLAYING THE GAME.

Joy: We should name the poor clerk that died for our groceries.

Rainkeeper: what should we call him....

Air: Bob?

Joy: Eddie?

Kelp: Calvin?

Nightflyer: You know what, readers, that's your job before book 3. Give us name suggestions for the fallen grocery store attendant we murdered.

Joy: And just a heads up, we're probably going to be taking a few days before Book 3 is out as we want to tally up exactly how many dares we have to do.

Rainkeeper: It's gonna be crazy.

Glory: when is this not crazy?

Air: True True....

Rainkeeper: Welp, THANKS FOR ANOTHER GREAT BOOK! 

Joy: WE'LL SEE YOU IN BOOK 3!

Kelp: Where Luna and Swordtail will STILL BE IN THE CLOSET!

Air: Oh shoot, I forgot about them.

Nightflyer: We should probably feed them.

Joy: Eh, they're probably fine.

Rainkeeper: Probably....