Fight Me With Sing Off. (D.O.D.)

https://youtu.be/h5jz8xdpR0M

Seashell: I watched So You Think You Can Dance the other day and-

Joy: No one cares.

Seashell:......

Seashell: I really hate you.

Joy: Join the club! I hear they meet on Tuesdays on I Don't Give A Shit Boulevard.

Air: Tuesday?

Rainkeeper: Yes, Air, it's Tuesday.

Air: tuESDaY????

Nightflyer: Now we've done it.

Seashell: Done what...?

Air: TUESDAY!?!????

Nightflyer: *clicks on radio*

*Heat of the moment starts blasting*

Air: IT WAS THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT! RISE AND SHINE SAMMY!!!!!!!!

Joy: Riiiiiiight. Tuesday.

Air: Yesterday was Tuesday, RIGHT? BUT TODAY IS TUESDAY TOO!!!!

Air: TUESDAY, PIG IN A POKE!

Seashell: What is happening....

Air: SABRIEL. THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.

*players appear*

Joy: So! Due to multiple requests and popular demand...

Nightflyer: Deathbringer will be reliving his promise from the last dare, and fighting Albatross.

*Albatross appears*

Rainkeeper: Winner gets Glory.

Glory: Wait WHAT?

Deathbringer: *scoffs*

Deathbringer: This'll be easy.

Albatross: *starts force-choking Deathbringer*

Albatross: Are you sure about that?

Joy: Hah. Vines.

Nightflyer: Vine is dead.

Joy: Says who?

Nightflyer: I dunno. People?

Air: Do these tacos taste funny to you?

Rainkeeper: The world will end on Taco Tuesday.

Air: No, it ended on May 13th. 

Rainkeeper: Why then?

Air: Because THAT'S when Satan fell in the hole the fidget spinner created.

Rainkeeper:.......Okay, I'm done with this. 

Joy: Silly Albatross. You can't use your POWERS, that's CHEATING!

Air: And cheaters never win!

Albatross: That's faulty logic. I used my powers to kill my family and it worked.

Joy: Yeah, but then you got killed by a dragonet.

Air: So you LOST.

Albatross:......you're not a very bright dragon, are you?

Clay: HEY! 

Peril: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT HER!

Nightflyer: I will go Peter on your face.

Air: Deathbringer beat him up!

Tsunami: Yeah, Deathbringer: beat his ass!

Deathbringer: With pleasure.

Glory: Hey Albatross?

Albatross: What?

Glory: Can you try to avoid his face? I kinda like it.

Deathbringer: I knew you thought I was hot.

Glory: No, I just couldn't stand to see you get any uglier.

Joy: GLORY. ROAST QUEEN.

Rainkeeper: Fight!

Albatross/Deathbringer: *attack each other*

All: *watches*

Seashell:...........

Seashell: *starts humming*

Air: What's that song?

Seashell: Oh, I heard it on SYTYCD yesterday, and I really like it, so now I'm obsessed with it.

Air: What's it called?

Seashell: River.

Air: Okay, but it's Tuesday.

Seashell: So?

Air: You can only sing Asia on Tuesdays.

Seashell: I can sing whatever I want.

Air: Not today.

Seashell: Try me.

Air:.....Fine. 

Air: SEASHELL, I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU TO A SING OFF WHILST DEATHBRINGER BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ALBATROSS!

Seashell: You got yourself a deal.

Joy: Oooooooo.

Albatross: *struggling*

Deathbringer: *choking Albatross*

Albatross: *claws at Deathbringer's face*

Glory: HEY! What did I say about the face!?!

Seashell: Shut your mouth, baby stand and deliver

Holy hands, oh they make me a sinner

Like a river, like a river

Shut your mouth and run me like a river

Air: It was the heat of the moment

Telling me what your heart meant

The heat of the moment shone in your eyes

Deathbringer: *kicks Albatross across the room*

Seashell: Choke this love till the veins start to shiver

One last breath till the tears start to wither

Like a river, like a river

Shut your mouth and run me like a river

Air: It was the heat of the moment

Heat of the moment, heat of the moment

Shone in your eyes

Heat of the moment, heat of the moment

Heat of the moment

Heat of the moment, heat of the moment

Joy: Air won.

Nightflyer: Definitely.

Rainkeeper: While you guys were singing, I made a mashup of the two songs, and it actually doesn't sound as horrible as I thought it would.

Joy: How did you even-

Rainkeeper: Rave DJ. Plug in some songs, they make you a mashup.

Rainkeeper: I'll put a link to it in the comments in case anyone is curious. 

Rainkeeper: Oh, and Air won.

Seashell: No fair! You guys are bias cause you like her better!

Nightflyer: Not really- well, YES, I like her better, but Seashell..... You singing sounds like dying cats.

Air: Ha! HEAT OF THE MOMENT CONQUERS ALL ON TUESDAYS!!!

Deathbringer: I told you I was better then you.

Albatross: In your drea-

Deathbringer: *kills Albatross*

Joy: Congratulations Deathbringer, you won.

Deathbringer: Hell yeah I did!

Deathbringer: And I win Glory, right?

Glory: I AM NOT SOME PRIZE TO BE WON!

Deathbringer:......Get a flower crown and we're good.

Glory: Deal.

Air: Wonderful! Now everyone, be careful since it's a Tuesday.

Sunny: What do you mean be careful?

Air: I mean, Don't sneak into the mystery spot, don't eat tacos or sausage, don't get hit by a car or shot or crushed by a desk, don't interrupt your psychotic brother when he's holding an ax, don't get electrocuted, don't stop to pet a vicious dog, don't get too close to an archery range, and don't die in the shower. 

Nightflyer: Three moons. How many times has Dean DIED?

Air: One hundred and eleven times. So far. Sam has died six times, and Cas has dropped five times. They have a lot of catching up to do.

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