Joy: That moment when you have a character that you KNOW is gay, but everyone thinks he's straight, so you're not sure whether to make him straight or keep him as gay.

Air: Hello. Eric Kripke. How may I assist you today?

Joy:........What?

Air: DEAN WINCHESTER IS BI AND JENSEN ACKLES NEEDS TO GIVE IN!

Nightflyer: It's not gonna happen.

Air: No, I think I have found a way in.

Nightflyer: Okaaaaay.

Air: Misha's on board, right? But Jensen isn't. But if we get someone that Jensen really cares about to convince him......

Nightflyer: What are you talking about?

Air: I'm talking about bribing Jensen's adorable daughter so that she'll ask him to make Destiel canon.

Nightflyer:......Would......Would that work?

Air: You tell me.

Nightflyer:.....We've found a way.

*players appear*

Winter: *sighs* Not again.

Qibli: Our sexualities are confusing enough- leave us alone!

Joy:.....Why is THAT the thing we're associated with?

Qibli: *shrugs*

Seashell: Anyways.... *snaps talons*

*Kelp, Macaw, Faithbringer, Shore, Rin, and Ander appear*

Joy: Kelp! 

Kelp: Hey Joy.

Joy: Oh this'll be fun- AW, COME ON! Why does HE have to he here? *points at Macaw*

Macaw: Oh, so your children and Faithbringer are fine, but I'M the awful one?

Joy: Yep.

Kelp: Completely.

Shore: You're a horrible person.

Rin: PREACH.

Ander: You're on my list of dragons to string cheese.

Macaw:.......

Macaw: So your entire family hates me. Got it.

Rainkeeper: Yeah, you suck.

Macaw: But WHAT did I even DO?

Joy: *growls*

Ander: String cheese time?

Kelp: Sorry, sweetie. The only ones allowed to string cheese him are me and your mother.

Ander: But it's FUN!

Joy: But we're more angry at him then you!

Ander: *sulks* Fine.

Winter: Soooo, what are we doing today and why does it involve these incompetent rejects?

Joy: *glares*

Winter:....AND your children, of course, who are just DELIGHTFUL.

Rin: Hey, we can beat up YOUR kid.

Ander: I HAVE beaten up your kid.

Winter:......Shut up.

Kelp: Don't tell my future dragonets to shut up.

Winter: Make me.

Kelp: *punches him*

Winter: Oh, it's ON.

Seashell: Guys WAIT, THIS ISN'T the dare!

Joy: Ssssshhh, I wanna see my boyfriend beat up Winter.

Seashell:...And when Winter beats up your boyfriend instead?

Joy: Then I beat up Winter. Easy. Either way, Kelp gets a kiss, and Winter gets brutally beaten.

Seashell:........

Seashell: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN HER?

Kelp: That is a VERY long list, Seashell.

Joy: Ha!

Air: Can I say the dare?

Nightflyer: Of course.

Air: Wait, first. Kinkajou! Have a lollipop.

Kinkajou: YES! I love lollipops!!! *eats it*

Turtle: You didn't even look at it first!

Kinkajou:......IT's candy. Why would I look at it when I could eat it?

Turtle: IT's candy from somebody else- it could be poisoned!

Kinkajou: I dunno, it tastes pretty good to me.

Kinkajou: Like.......Reaaaaally good.....

Turtle: WHAT DID YOU DO????

Air: So it's a LITTLE laced with drugs. 

Rainkeeper: When did Air become the drug person?

Joy: When I got busted for going Breaking Bad.

Rainkeeper: Eh, true.

Air: ANYWAYS, THE DARE IS THAT MACAW AND FAITHBRINGER HAVE TO DO SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN AND JELP SPENDS THE DAY WITH THEIR DRAGONETS WHILE KINKAJOU IS HIGH AS A KITE.

Umber: Why are you people SO obsessed with caps lock?

Air: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH SKITTLES?!?

Umber:....Touche, niece. Touche.

Faithbringer: I don't wanna do seven minutes in heaven with him again! He's gross!!!

Macaw: Mmhmmm. You love me.

Joy: No one loves you, Macaw. 

Kelp: Not even your mother.

Joy: *high fives Kelp*

Rainkeeper: *forces Faithbringer and Macaw into a closet and padlocks the door*

Joy: Oh don't do that- padlocks are so easy to break!

Rainkeeper: How-

Ander: My scavenger acquaintance broke a door off it's hinges with a rusted pipe because the padlock wouldn't break off.

Joy: Yeah, but THEN the padlock broke off.

Kinkajou: *tripping out*

Kinkajou: oh. Ooooooooo000000OOOOOOOO- HA! Words taste funny.

Turtle: Oh dear.

Moon: Doe, a deer, a female deer-

Rin: Red, the blood of angry men!

Moon:....Me! A name, I call myself!

Ander: Black! The dark of ages paaaaaaast!

Moon: *facetalons*

Kelp: We have the best children ever.

Joy: Well no duh- they came from us.

Kelp: Makes sense.

Kinkajou: *staring at nothing*

Kinkajou: Hello SMILEY FACE!

Ander: *pokes Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: Oh, hi-AAAAAHHH!!!!

Ander: *laughs*

Kinkajou: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING FIRE FLOWERS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!

Ander: I love messing with the high and insane.

Carnelian: Kinkajou? What's she even look like?

Kinkajou: SHE'S SILVERY AND THERE'S STARS AROUND HER HEAD AND SHE HAS A CROWN OF FIRE FLOWERS AND SHE'S EVIL- 

Ander: I'm not evil!

Kinkajou: AAAAAAA DEMON FIRE FLOWERS!!!!

Joy: This is great. We need high Kinkajou more often.

Kelp: So, spend a day with our children.....What should we do with them?

Rin: Murder something.

Shore: Well, we're from the your future, so we could tell you about your grandchildren.

Joy: Am I Queen yet?

Ander: Yes, and I'm ruling the stars. Don't ask.

Shore: I'm married and I have three kids.

Ander: I have mi amore and dos niños.

Rin: I've got a son.

Kelp: Cool.

Joy: Any of them kill anything yet?

Kelp: *facetalons*

Shore: Not yet, to my knowledge, although I have no doubt that Rosella will murder a lot of dragons.

Ander: My children have a kill count- why would they not have killed something?

Rin:......So my child is the sane one, I guess.

Joy: For now.

Kelp: No one in our family stays sane for long.

Seashell: *lets Faithbringer and Macaw out of the closet*

Faithbringer: OH THANK THE MOONS

Macaw: Whis next? Lovely Joooooyyyy!

Joy:.....Hey, kids, wanna play a game?

Shore: Sure!

Kelp: Let's see who can kill Macaw the fastest.

Ander: YES!

Shore/Rin/Ander: *attack Macaw*

Kinkajou: Umber......Do you rule the rainbow?

Umber: Yes.

Kinkajou: OOOOOooooooooo