Kelp: That moment when you're SUPER EXCITED FOR BOOK 13

Joy: But then you check the release date and realize it comes out on JULY 30th, not JUNE 30th.

Air: *cries*

*players appear*

Hosts: *immediately start laughing*

Players:......

Winter: Crap.

Sunny: How far of a head start do you think we could get before they catch us?

Qibli: As a group? Not far. Individually? Peril and Carnelian have the highest chance of survival, and I'll put my money on Peril.

Peril: I like those odds.

Carnelian: Yeah, but she'll stop to save Clay.

Deathbringer: My money's on Glory. She can escape very quickly when she wants to.

Glory: If by that you mean I fly twice as fast when I don't want to put up with you and your annoying personality.

Deathbringer: Awww, you love meeee.

Winter: I don't understand how. You're really ugly.

Deathbringer: Hey!

Glory: HEY!

Glory: Deathbringer may be a LOT of things, but ugly is  not one of them. If it WAS, I probably would be too annoyed to associate with him.

Riptide: Does that not bother you?

Deathbringer: Nope, I'll take what I can get and be happy with it. 

Sunny: Get what you get and you don't get upset.

Carnelian: I died because of my dedication to the most boring subject in the world, and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that?

Umber: I purposefully ran away from this whole Winglet and yet I was forced to come back here and play this torture game and I'm supposed to be HAPPY?

Sunny:.....Yep!

Kinkajou: I accept that. What's the dare?

Rainkeeper: Well, long story short, it's all Glory's fault.

Glory: Wait WH-

Joy: You said, and I quote "Emotional torture. Wonderful. What, do we all have to murder our significant others or something?"

Players:........

Tsunami: Moons dammit, Glory.

Qibli: We-we have to KILL our significant others?

Nightflyer: Nope.

Players: *sigh of relief*

Air: You just have to watch them get murdered.

Players: *scream of fear*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Morrowseer, Pineapple, Prickle, Darkstalker, Shore, Ember, Ander, Permafrost, Haze, Boysen, Orange, Ray, Apple, Stardust, Meerkat, Pear and Geyser appear*

Rainkeeper: Wait- wait WHY IS PEAR HERE?

Seashell: Yeah, us and the next gen. hosts are included in this dare as well.

Hosts:.......

Hosts: *scream in fear*

Clay: *in a Nelson Muntz voice* HA HA!

Haze: Wait, what's going on? 

Joy: You just have to watch your SO get murdered.

Shore: WHAT!

Haze:.......

Boysen: Uh oh.

Clay: I love Peril, I do, but I will admit that I'll be slightly impressed at whoever can kill her.

Peril:....Wow.

Haze: Over. MY. Dead. Body.

Joy: That is the point of this, yes. 

Rainkeeper: You also can't look away.

Kelp: Okay, awful as this'll be, how are we doing it? Because, like, we can't kill Starflight and then make him watch Fatespeaker die. 

Air: I think we just make the DOD, JW, and Hosts watch the others die. 

Nightflyer: Clay watches Peril, Tsunami watches Riptide, Glory watches Deathbringer, Starflight watches Fatespeaker, Sunny watches Meerkat-

Sunny: *whimpers* Why did you have to find my weakness?

Nightflyer: Haze watches Boysen, Shore watches Orange, etc.

Rainkeeper: I vote we make Kinkajou watch Turtle, and Winter and Qibli watch Moon, then Qibli watches Winter, and Carnelian watches Umber.

Carnelian: But Umber isn't my significant other.

Umber: EXCUSE ME?

Joy: Well, I mean, you're dead so it doesn't really matter...

Carnelian: Ouch. 

Umber: NOT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? HOW DARE YOU? I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!

 Carnelian: The public is in danger!

Umber: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!

Rainkeeper: This. This is why I paired them together. 

Darkstalker: Um, hi. I was told I would get to kill something?

Prickle: Same.

Morrowseer: Same.

Pineapple: Same.

Nightflyer: Yep, so Morrowseer, go kill the DOD's significant others, Darkstalker, the JW, Prickle, the next gen hosts, and Pineapple, well, us. 

Kelp: Wonderful. Goodbye cruel world.

Air: On with it then.

Rainkeeper: Pineapple, feel free to choose out of us who you'd rather kill.

Morrowseer: *kills Riptide*

Tsunami:...I. Will. SLAUGHTER. YOU.

Morrowseer: Nah, you won't. 

Tsunami: *being held back by everyone else*

Morrowseer: *kills Fatespeaker*

Starflight: *watches*

Starflight: I know. I know, I know, this is AWFUL of me, buuuuut, honestly? I'm a little glad to be rid of her. OH DEAR MOONS, NO ONE TELL HER THAT.

Glory: *facetalons*

Morrowseer: *kills Meerkat*

Sunny: *screeches with rage*

Sunny: FIRST YOU RIP MY PARENTS APART, THEN YOU STEAL ME, THEN YOU TRY TO HURT MY SIBLINGS, AND NOW YOU MURDER THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!?!? YOU ARE A DEAD DRAGON.

Morrowseer: No offense, but I feel like I'm being personally threatened by a cupcake.

Sunny: Well this cupcake is laced with ARSENIC, AND YOU WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH! *starts crying* WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE MEERKAT?!?! 

Morrowseer: *tries to kill Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: Ummmm, no thanks. 

Morrowseer: But I have to kill you.

Deathbringer: Yeah, let me ask Glory about that. 

Morrowseer: But-

Deathbringer: Yeah, she said no.

Morrowseer: *tries to kill him anyways*

Glory: No.

Pineapple: Need a hand?

Morrowseer: Yep.

Pineapple/Morrowseer: *murder Deathbringer*

Glory: *screams bloody murder and freaks out*

Glory: *grabs Seashell by the throat*

Glory: Bring. Him. Back.

Seashell: I can't resurrect them until the end of the-

Glory: Bring him back!!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Deathbringer appears*

Glory: *drops Seashell and tackles him*

Morrowseer: Um, let's see.... *tries to kill Peril* *burns to death in agony*

Tsunami: That. That was pleasing.

Seashell: *resurrects him*

Seashell: Try again.

Morrowseer:....*tries to blow Peril up*

Peril: Nice try, buddy. *pats him on the head, melts his brain out by accident*

Sunny: Okay, I'm liking this.

Glory: Again.

Morrowseer: *continues to fail*

Darkstalker: *kills Umber*

Carnelian: nOOOOOO!!!! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!! YOU BASTARD!

Darkstalker: *kills Turtle, with pleasure*

Kinkajou: *shrieks like her heart's been ripped out*

Kinkajou: YOU-YOU- YOU HORRIBLE DRAGON! *starts crying* TURTLE, I'M SO SORRY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANEMONE'S SPELL, I LOVE YOU!!!

Darkstalker: I don't know about this....

Moon: I'll come right back, it'll be fine, I understand.

Darkstalker: Okaaaay.... *kills Moon*

Qibli/Winter: *scream in rage and attack Darkstalker*

Darkstalker: *kills Winter*

Qibli: *bursts into tears*

Qibli: WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?????

Prickle: *kills Orange*

Shore: *drops to the ground and lets out indescribable screech*

Joy: You okay?

Shore: *another screech of pain*

Prickle: *kills Stardust*

Ander: Ugh, FINALLY.

Permafrost: *sobs*

Permafrost: WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE DIE IN FRONT OF ME?

Prickle: *kills Apple*

Ember: *screams*

Rainkeeper: *screams*

Prickle: *kills Ray*

Ander: I WILL END THEE! *whips out a flaming sword*

Prickle: *kills Boysen*

Haze: *inhales*

Haze: I look forward to watching you beg for death to greet you.

Haze/Ander: *attack Prickle*

Pineapple: I started this job decades ago, and it's about time I finished it. *kills Kelp*

Joy: lets out cry of pain and crumples*

Pineapple: This one too. *kills Pear*

Rainkeeper: WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD IN MY LIFE?!?! *sobs*

Pineapple: *kills Geyser*

Seashell: NOOO!!!!!

Pineapple: *kills Nightflyer*

Air: *starts screaming and doesn't stop*

Joy: *launches at Pineapple*

Morrowseer: *finally kills Peril by dropping a large volcanic rock on her skull*

Clay: But-But- who's gonna make me food now?

Seashell: Okay. Dare done. *snaps talons*

*everyone is resurrected*

Players: *launch at their SO, crying*

Hosts:......

Rainkeeper: Where's Prickle?

Haze: He's over there, over there, and up there.

Ander: I scattered his particles over several dimensions to maximize his death and pain.

Rainkeeper: And....Pineapple?

Joy: I think there's a patch of her blood left on the wall over there? That's about it.

Kelp: Darkstalker?

Qibli: *cleaning blood off Ander's sword*

Qibli: We're not gonna talk about it.

Kinkajou: *covered in blood*

Kinkajou: No we will not. 

Air:...Morrowseer?

Peril: *melts Morrowseer's head off*

Glory: Again.

Tsunami: Next time, let's do the limbs first, let him suffer a bit more. 

Starflight: Agreed.

Peril: I love this game.