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Joy: HEED MY WORDS AND HEED MY CURSE, OR NE'ER RETURN TO THIS LAND

Rainkeeper: What-

Kelp: *shushes him*

Joy: BLOOD TO BLOOD AND SOUL TO SOUL, TOGETHER THIS WAS DONE, AND ONLY TOGETHER CAN IT BE UNDONE, BE THE BRIDGE, BE THE LIGHT, AND WHEN THE IRON MELTS, WHEN FLOWERS SPRING FROM KILLING FIELDS, ONLY THEN THE LAND SHALL BE WON.

Kelp: It's sooo goood.

Joy: We need to stop listening to this song.

Kelp: Never.

Joy: NEVER.

*players appear*

Moon: So, Turtle, are you excited to see the Lost Continent?

Turtle: No.

Turtle: I'm utterly terrified.

Kinkajou: Yeah, well, IF I HAD GILLS I'D GO WITH YOU BUT NOOOO

Kinkajou: Stupid continent only Seawings can access.

Air: I swear to the three moons, if no point of book 13 talks about Kinkajou being mad that she couldn't go, I will so disappointed.

Nightflyer: See, I find whatever I want to happen in the books DOESN'T happen, but then whatever DOES happen ends up being three times better.

Air: True, true.

Seashell: Alright guys, have fun with Truth for today.

JW: *gasps*

Carnelian: There's totally a catch.

Umber: Oh my god, WHO the HELL cares?

Qibli: What is it?

Nightflyer: Name your biggest fear.

Players:.......

Moon: Okay, yeah, there's totally a freaking catch.

Winter: No Doubt. 

Air: dON'T SPEAK!

Joy: I KNOOOOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN!

Air: SO PLEASE STOP EXPLAININ

Joy: DON'T TELL ME CAUSE IT HURTS!

All:......

Joy: It's a- you know what, nevermind.

Rainkeeper: GREATEST FEAR, GO.

Kinkajou: Freaking LAVA ISLANDS WITH TORTURE.

Moon: Dragons using me for my powers.

Turtle: Being noticed.

Qibli: My family *shudders*

Carnelian: I would say death, but been there, done that, sooooo 

Carnelian: Spiders?

Umber: Well, I mean, being murdered sounds terrifying.

Winter: I fear nothing.

Joy: *slowly raises chainsaw*

Winter:...I fear this game.

Kelp: And what's your biggest comfort?

Turtle: Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: The rainforest with all the cute sloths and flowers!

Carnelian: The sky.

Umber: My sibs.

Qibli: Thorn. Thorn can be a very comforting dragon. Ends your tears, fuels you with fighting rage instead.

Moon: My mother.

Winter: I don't need comforting.

Joy: *raises chainsaw*

Winter: Nope.

Joy: *screams and charges at Winter*

Winter: AH! OKAY OKAY, IT'S MOON AND QIBLI, HAPPY?

Joy: Oh yeah, I love Happy.

Kelp: The Happy Horse, horse, horse,

Joy: So full of fun of course, of course,

Kelp: It's plain to see,

Joy: It's fun to be,

Kelp/Joy: HAPPY!!!!

Winter: What the hell....

Air: And now for the catch.

Carnelian: I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A CATCH!

Umber: What do you want, a Pulitzer!?

Moon: What's the catch?

Rainkeeper: Oh, nothing much, we're just going to combine your comfort and your fear. 

Joy: Let's start with Moon.

Moon: WHAT! WHY?!?!

Nightflyer: Because your book came first, duh. Why do you think we always start with Clay on DOD things?

Qibli: Wait....what book?

Air: *grabs sledgehammer*

Air: Welp, time to take out the wall again.

Joy: Did we ever rebuild it?

Air: No, but Satan did. He's very good at construction.

Rainkeeper: why-

Air: I think it's because it rhymes with destruction. He likes things that rhyme.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Joy: Headcannon that Lucifer ran away and can't find a vessel, so now he's roaming Prythian in the form of Bryaxis.

Kelp: DUDE. YES.

Seashell: Anyways, *snaps talons*

Kinkajou: OH MY MOONS, TURTLE! LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND CUTE AND NOTICEABLE! HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT TURTLE, ISN'T HE-

Turtle: *slowly has anxiety attack*

Thorn: *is killed by Qibli's family*

Qibli: *screams* IT'S LIKE HALF OF MY NIGHTMARES JUST CAME TRUE, WHAT THE HELL!

*Spiders start raining from the sky*

Joy: Oh hey look, it's Australia.

Carnelian: *screams bloody murder and runs away*

Rainkeeper: Why does everything in Australia want to kill you?

Joy: I don't know...

Joy: Probably because they have bagged milk.

Nightflyer: Wait-WHAT?

Joy: Yeah, apparently that's a thing. Is that a thing? Someone from Europe or Australia, help us out.

Nightflyer: WHAT THE HELL IS BAGGED MILK???

Moon: Hey Winter, Truth or Dare?

Winter: *screams*

Secretkeeper: Moon, I need you to tell me what's going to happen to me tomorrow.

Secretkeeper: Moon, can you read this guy's mind for me? I want to know what he REALLY thinks of me-

Moon: OH BY ALL THE MOONS, NO.

Joy: *murders Umber's siblings*

Umber: *screams and curls up in a ball, crying*

Seashell: Hey Kinkajou, you should take a look at the rainforest.

Kinkajou: *looks*

*rainforest has been covered in lava and all dragons are being tortured*

Kinkajou:......

Kinkajou: So this is hell.

Air: Why.....Why did we hit 666 words when you said that?

Hosts: *laugh nervously*

Nightflyer: Okay, there, dare done. Can we get back to the more important issue now?

Joy: Which is...?

Nightflyer: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BAG MILK?