Seashell: IT's tooooo HOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

Rainkeeper: No it's not.

Joy: IT's beautiful out.

Air: IT'S HUMID AND I'M DYING.

Nightflyer: Aren't you normally around Peril, who is constantly scorching hot?

Air: Yes, but she's a DRY HEAT, HUMIDITY IS JUST TORTURE.

Seashell: AGREED. As soon as this is over I'm going to go live in a cave underwater under Winter comes again.

Kelp: Winter is coming.

Joy: No he's not, Game of Thrones is over.

*players appear*

Sunny: Hooray for summer warmth!

Fatespeaker: NO.

Clay: What's up?

Rainkeeper: A truth like dare for you today.

Riptide: YES!

Tsunami: Why are you happy?

Riptide: Anything remotely resembling a truth has to be better than a dare.

Tsunami: True.

Glory: Fire away. Not literally.

Joy: *lowers gun* Riiiiight.

Air: What's your biggest fear?

Deathbringer: Didn't we already do that?

Nightflyer: Eh, probably. We've passed 300 dares already, so who knows.

Seashell: Just say it.

Peril: No Clay.

Clay: Starvation.

Riptide: Coral's wrath

Tsunami: We're still going with that? Wonderful.

Tsunami: Um... My loved ones hating me.

Glory: Still tree frogs.

Deathbringer: Losing Glory.

Starflight: No scrolls.

Fatespeaker: Being forever unloved.

Sunny: Watching my friends die.

Joy: Nice, nice, and what's your biggest comfort?

Clay: Food. Comfort food.

Peril: Clay.

Riptide: Tsunami when she's being sweet and not murderous.

DOD: *bursts out laughing*

Starflight: TSUNAMI?? SWEET?!?!

Riptide: She's capable of it!

Tsunami: SHUTUP.

Riptide: Just not right now.

Tsunami: My family. Not the blood relatives though, my mother is awful.

Glory:......Pass.

Rainkeeper: There are no passes.

Glory:....Pass.

Rainkeeper: still no-

Glory: *punches Rainkeeper in the face*

Glory: I SAID PASS.

Joy: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

Glory:,....FINE, IT'S DEATHBRINGER, OKAY? 

Deathbringer: I. Knew it.

Glory: Just don't make a big deal out of-

Deathbringer: I KNEW IT!!!!

Deathbringer: And awww, you're my comfort too, Glor Glor.

Glory: I will dropkick you in the throat.

Deathbringer: Love you too <3

Starflight: Scrolls.

Fatespeaker: Sloths!

Sunny: My family.

Clay: There, all done. That was easy

Air: Aaaaaand now for the catch. 

Peril: Moons dammit.

Clay: I spoke too soon.

Joy: Now, *laughs evilly* We get to combine the two.

Glory: Combine them how...?

Rainkeeper: For example.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Deathbringer: *gets covered in tree frogs*

Deathbringer: *screams*

Glory: *screams louder*

Nightflyer: *sets all comfort food on fire*

Nightflyer: You can't eat anything now.

Clay: *starts crying*

Joy: *kills Clay*

Peril: *screams bloody murder and loses it*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Anemone/Auklet/Turtle appear*

Anemone: We hate you.

Auklet: You're AWFUL!

Turtle: You're a disgrace.

Tsunami: *crying*

*wrathful Coral comes in and murders sweet Tsunami*

Riptide: OH THREE MOONS, WHY!?!?!?

Joy: *kills Glory*

Deathbringer: *screams and tries to attack her, sobbing*

Rainkeeper: *sets a pile of scrolls on fire*

Starflight: YOU BASTARD!!! 

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*lots of sloths appear*

Fatespeaker: Oh my gosh SLOTHS!! C'mere, I'll love you!!!

Sloths:.... *leave*

Fatespeaker:......

Fatespekaer: I really hate my life. *cries*

Joy: *kills all DOD minus Sunny*

Sunny: *screeches and burst into tears*

Hosts: *look back at their work*

Peril: *setting things on fire in a rage*

*Tree frogs hopping all over the place while the rest of the players curl up in a ball and weep*

Air: I feel like this is an accurate representation of this game.

Nightflyer: It really is.

Joy: And now to do it again with the JW!