Cliff Lets It Go (D.O.D.)
Joy: *has a giant bowl of popcorn*
Joy: *sits down*
Joy: *waits*
Rainkeeper:.....What are you doing?
Joy: Waiting.
Rainkeeper: Why?
Joy: Cause it's Thursday.
Rainkeeper: So?
Joy: SO, Riverdale is on Wednesday nights, but Seashell waits until Thursday to watch the episode, and Supernatural is on Thursday night, so Air stays up and watches it. So every Thursday, at around 9, they both freak out and scream about the latest episode. I've taken to watching them, and taking note of their theories to see what comes true next week.
Rainkeeper: Huh.
Joy: Care to join me?
Rainkeeper: Sure. *sits down*
Rainkeeper: *reaches for popcorn*
Joy: *slaps him* Get your own.
Rainkeeper: When are they even going to show up?
Joy: You'll see.
*Carry on my Wayward Son starts blasting*
Air: *slams through the wall*
Air: OH DEAR MOONS, WHHHYYYYY CASSIE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!!?
Seashell: OH MY MOONS- DOES NOBODY CARE THAT BETTY IS LOCKED UP IN THE TORTURE HOUSE?????
Air: DEATH TO SATAN. AND TO MICHAEL. BUT MOSTLY MICHAEL. DAMMIT MICHIFER WHHHYHYYYYYYY?!?!?!!
Seashell: LIKE SERIOUSLY, CHERYL DISAPPEARED FOR TWO SECONDS AND THEY GOT HER OUT- BETTY'S BEEN IN THERE FOR DAYS AND NO ONE EVEN THINKS TO LOOK FOR HER?!!?!?!?
Rainkeeper: Okay, I'll give it to you. This is amusing.
Joy: And these were tame episodes. You should've seen them after Crowley and Midge died.
Rainkeeper: Oh dear moons....
*players appear*
Sunny: Hi!
Nightflyer: So, Clay, you're still alive.
Clay: Yep.
Peril: Somehow.
Rainkeeper: I was sure she'd kill you- people planned your funeral.
Clay: Let's just say, I'm in a LOT of pain.
Joy: Well today's dare won't help- Tsunami has to sing.
Riptide: *laughs* BUUUUURRRNNNN
Tsunami: *scowls*
Riptide: I don't apologize.
Tsunami: What do I have to sing?
Seashell: You have to sing Let it go with the adorable cinnabun Skywing prince.
Players: *gasps*
*Cliff appears*
Cliff: HI!!!
Peril: SUP SMALL CHILD?
Cliff: Hi Peril!
Glory: Three moons, I love that child.
Deathbringer: Do you love Cliff more then your own children?
Glory:......I can't answer that question.
Deathbringer: Why not?
Glory: Because our children are right there.
Rainkeeper: You just answered the question.
Joy: I feel so loved.
Nightflyer: Kelp loves you.
Joy: Very true, very true. Everyone loves me.
Nightflyer: That's a bit far-
Joy: No it's not.
Air: Cliff, we need you to sing a song with Tsunami, okay?
Cliff: OKAY! I LUVS SINGING!!! I EVEN WRITE MY OWN SONGS!
Air: Oh, we know.
Nightflyer: We all have it memorized.
Peril: It's like the Skywing national anthem.
Cliff: What song are we singing?
Rainkeeper: Let it go.
Fatespeaker: Which version? There's like ten songs called Let it go.
Hosts:......
Seashell: Hmm, let's see, how about the version from FROZEN.
Air: HI, I'M OLAF, AND I LIKE WARM HUGS!
Joy: OH LOOK, I'VE BEEN IMPALED!
Nightflyer: WOO-HOO BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT!
Cliff: I LOVE FROZEN!
Sunny: Of course you do, you sweet little innocent child.
Air: Now SING!
Cliff: Okay!
Tsunami: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight,
Cliff: *screams*
Cliff: YOUR VOICE IS AWFUL!
Riptide: Excuse me. *leaves, trying not to die of laughter, because Tsunami will kill him if he laughs*
Clay: Preach, Cliff, Preach.
Tsunami: *glares* Well, what would YOU make it sound like?
Cliff: Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queenThe wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried!
Tsunami:.....Show off.
Peril: He's like a year old.
Tsunami: Shut up.
Tsunami: Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they knooooooowww
Cliff: STOP IT! *covers his ears*
Cliff: Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
Tsunami: I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
Cliff: It's funny how some distance makes everything seem smallAnd the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm freeeeeeeeeLet it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Tsunami: Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on.....
Cliff: Your singing is awful.
Tsunami: Yeah, well yours isn't that great either pipsqueak.
All: *gasps*
Peril: HOW DARE YOU.
Sunny: NO ONE INSULTS THE CINNABUN SKYWING PRINCE!
Glory: FIGHT ME.
Tsunami: Eh, better than singing. *attacks Glory*
Deathnbringer: Oh, you're going DOWN *attacks Tsunami*
*huge fight breaks out*
Cliff:.......
Cliff: My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the pastLet it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage oooooonnn,
Cliff: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!
Hosts: *cheer*
Players: *keep fighting*
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