Seashell: Hi guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

Rainkeeper:.......What was THAT?

Seashell: I don't know- I watched a lot of YouTube.

Joy: If anybody feels like dismembering something, I have a list....

Nightflyer: Did you actually make a list of-

Joy: Yes.

Air: Is AU Micheal on it?

Joy: Yep.

Air: good. I have a few more for you to add.

Joy:......Okaaay.

Air: Asmodeus, Raphael, Naomi, METATRON, Lucifer-

Joy: SATAN IS NOT GOING ON THE LIST!

Air: HE KILLED CAS!

Joy: CAS IS FINE!

Air: CAS IS HEARTBROKEN AND NEEDS HIS DEAN BACK!

Joy: *groans* Here we go again...

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: So this should be a funny dare.

Air: *whispers dare to Clay*

Clay: But she would never-

Joy: We know.

Nightflyer: Just do it

Seashell: DO IT. JUST DO IT.

Joy: Just lose it AAAAAAAAAA Go crazy AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rainkeeper: Joy, what did I tell you about singing Eminem?

Joy:.....Not to?

Rainkeeper: Exactly.

Joy:......IM SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!

Rainkeeper: Joy-

Clay: EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING! I HAVE MADE A GRAVE AND HEARTBREAKING DISCOVERY!!!

Tsunami: YOU did? Really?

Sunny: That doesn't sound good.

Deathbringer: Peril, what did you do this time?

Peril: NOTHING! *laughs nervously and hides Darkstalker's scroll*

Starflight: What did you find out?

Clay: *holds up banana peel*

All:......?

Clay: SEE?

Fatespeaker: Sooo you found out that you're not supposed to eat the banana peel?

Riptide: Or that the peel is really slippery and great for pranks?

Clay: NO! Isn't it obvious?!??

Peril:.....Sorry, Clay, it's not.

Clay: GLORY HAS BEEN CHEATING ON DEATHBRINGER!!!!

Deathbringer: WHAT?!

Glory: I HAVE NOT!!!!

Clay: How can you say that, WHEN THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE!!!!

Clay: *throws banana peel at Glory*

Glory: How the hell does a BANANA PEEL prove that I cheated on Deathbringer?

Cllay: *gasps* YOU ADMITTED IT!

Glory:  WHAT? NO! I-

Tsunami: Oh my gosh, Glory, how could you cheat on Deathbringer?!

Deathbringer: GLORY HOW COULD YOU!?!??!!?

Glory: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Clay: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A GUILTY PERSON WOULD SAY!!

Sunny: *cries*

Sunny: MY SHIP!!! MY GLORIOUS OTP- DESTROYED!!!

Deathbringer: WHO WAS IT? YOU DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH???

Glory: NOBODY!

Peril: liar!!!!

Clay: The banana peel revealed that too!!!

Joy: THIS SHITS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

Nightflyer: Really?

Joy: Couldn't help it.

Starflight: who is it?!???

Clay: GLORY cheated on Deathbringer with.......

Glory: This is so ridiculous.

Clay: OCHRE!

Glory/Deathbringer: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Glory: EW!!!!!

Deathbringer: THAT BASTARD! I'LL KILL HIM! I WILL WIN BACK YOUR LOVE, GLORY, I SWEAR IT!!

Glory: You don't have to-......Oh what the heck, Sure. Go kill Ochre.

Deathbringer: *leaves to go kill Ochre*

Clay: We good now?

Air: Of course

Rainkeeper: Wonderful performance, Clay.

Tsunami: Wait AWWWW IT WAS A DARE!?!??

Deathbringer: It was?

Glory: Uh, DUH! I'd never cheat on my Deathy.  

Deathbringer: Oh, well.... I may have killed Ochre anyways....

Fatespeaker: YES! GLORY, YOUR BOYFRIEND RULES!