Air: Dichael......Sad puppy Cas.....Angry Dean trying to rip Michael apart from the inside out.....Destiel......

Air: *screeches inhumanly and falls down*

Seashell: Joy, can you help me with something?

Joy: Depends.

Seashell: It involves a violent murder and a jailbreak.

Joy: *lights flamethrower* I'm in.

Seashell: Excellent. Let's go save Archiekins.

*players appear*

Sunny: Hey-

Deathbringer: Joy! Put the flamethrower down!

Joy: *maniac laughter*

Joy: NEVER!!!

*Kelp appears*

Kelp: Hi Joy.

Joy: Kelp! *throws flamethrower away*

Kelp:........*facetalons*

Moon: What are we doing today?

Rainkeeper: The Chapstick Challenge!

Glory: Is that one of those insanely stupid internet challenges?

Seashell: Yeah.

Tsunami: Like the cinnamon challenge?

Riptide: Or the Charlie Charlie challenge?

Air: *laughs*

Air: I played that one once. An angry red-headed fangirl came running at me.

ME: My friends played it too, but somebody forgot to close the portal, so children ran into my science classroom screaming and barricaded the door out of fear.

ME: *disappears*

All:.......

Carnelian: Where does she go?

Nightflyer: Back to reality.

Joy: Snap BACK to reality, OPE there goes gravity, There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't, give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows, His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter- he's dope-

Kelp: Really?

Joy:........I LIKE EMINEM, SO WHAT?

Kelp: *shrugs* 

Umber: What's the chapstick challenge?

Air: It's when someone puts on chapstick, and the other person kisses them and has to guess what flavor the chapstick is.

Nightflyer: At least, that's what the internet said.

Rainkeeper: That being said, here are your pairings. *pulls out clipboard*

Winter/Qibli: *holds breath*

Rainkeeper: Cleril, Ripnami, Glorybringer, Starspeaker, Turtlejou, Umbli, Winterwatcher, Jelp, Airflyer, and, due to odd ones out, Sunny and Carnelian.

Sunny:........

Carnelian:...........

Sunny: Eh, why not.

Carnelian: Only weird if you make it weird.

Joy: I was not told that I was involved in this dare.

Rainkeeper: Too bad. *writes notes on clipboard*

Joy:.........

Tsunami: So, anybody got chapstick?

Seashell: I thought you'd never ask. *dumps out a giant bag of various chapsticks*

Nightflyer: One per group!

Qibli: So.....Are you gonna, or should I-

Umber: I'm wearing the chapstick. *sips drink*

Qibli: What are you drinking?

Umber: Skittles vodka.

Air: What's that?

Umber: Put a bunch of skittles in a jar of vodka. Refrigerate overnight before tasting the rainbow.

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

*several applied chapsticks later*

Deathbringer: This should be easy. *kisses Glory*

Glory: *smirks* Unless I made it difficult.

Deathbringer:........Shit, what flavor is that?

Glory: *shrugs* Figure it out, Deathy.

Deathbringer:.....I better try it again. *kisses her*

Deathbringer:.......Lemon?

Glory: Yep.

Deathbringer: You sneaky little....

Clay: *kisses Peril*

Clay:......Fire flavored?

Peril: No, it was plain......

Clay: Oh. Well.....

Riptide: *kisses Tsunami*

Riptide:.......I'm detecting a hint of coconut?

Tsunami: Very good. 

Riptide: Interesting. *kisses her again*

Starflight: *kisses Fatespeaker*

Strarflight:.......Mint?

Fatespeaker: Bingo! You're so smart.

Starflight: Not really- mint's very easy to guess.....

Fatespeaker: *hugs him* SO smart.

Carnelian: *kisses Sunny*

Sunny: You put chapstick on, right?

Carnelian: I thought you did.

Sunny: I did.

Carnelian: So did I.

Sunny:.......Flavor on three. One, two-

Carnelian/Sunny: Bubble gum! 

Sunny/Carnelian: *starts laughing*

Qibli: *kisses Umber*

Qibli: HOW THE F-

Umber: I have my ways.

Qibli: But HOW DO YOU HAVE SKITTLES FLAVORED CHAPSTICK?!!?

Umber: Magic.

Qibli:.......*is very confused*

Turtle: *kisses Kinkajou*

Turtle: *bursts out laughing*

Kinkajou: Yep. You got it.

Turtle: PINEAPPLE!

Kinkajou: *laughs with him*

Winter: *kisses Moon*

Winter: This is stupid.

Moon: Come on, Winter, just guess!

Winter: Ugh, FINE.......Raspberry?

Moon: Yes!

Kelp: *kisses Joy*

Kelp: Hmmmmm.....

Joy: It's an easy one.

Kelp: I dunno, I didn't really get much flavor in that. I'll have to try again.

Kelp: *kisses her again*

Kelp: Hmmmm

Joy: Are you just gonna see how many times I let you kiss me before I make you guess?

Kelp:.....Maybe?

Joy: Six.

Kelp: Then I've got four more times! *kisses her again*

Kelp: Fruit punch?

Joy: Yep. *kisses him*

Nightflyer: *kisses Air*

Air: *tries not to laugh*

Nightflyer:.....Cherry?

Air: YEP.

Nightflyer: Have another cherry.

Air: *laughs*

Nightflyer: Your turn.

Air: Yes!

Air: *jumps up on a table*

Air: HE'S MY CHERRY PIE!

Nightflyer: I'm her Cherry pie!

Air: COOL DRINK OF WATER SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE!

Nightflyer: TASTES SO GOOD MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY!

All:  SWEET CHERRY PIE!!!!!!!