Air: *sighs*

Air: Don't you hate it when you have two ships, let's call them A and B and C and D, and everything's happy and perfect until A starts dating C and you're like WHAT? NO! THAT'S NOT WHO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH!!!

Joy: And then C and D both die, and B turns himself in for C's murder even though he didn't kill him, so now A is all alone? Yeah, I know that.

Air: What.....what are YOU talking about?

Joy: How to get away with murder. What are you talking about?

Air: How the Bobby-Mary ship was breaking up the Mary and John and Bobby and Ellen ships.

Nightflyer: I thought we were talking about Harry and Ginny and Draco and Hermione.

Rainkeeper: Wait what-

Air: Okay, so every fandom has one of these.

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer-

Joy: Yeah, guess so.

Rainkeeper: NIGHTFLYER, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT DRARRY BROKE UP HINNY AND DRAMIONE?

Nightflyer: Maybe.

Rainkeeper: What the-

Nightflyer: Prove me wrong.

*players appear*

Joy: Wait a second....Where's Kinkajou?

Turtle: Probably writing Blicket fanfiction. She hasn't stopped in days.

Kinkajou: *walks in* Not true! I've stopped to acknowledge you!

Turtle:......You said Hello living creature. How goes the shipping?

Kinkajou: See?

Turtle: THAT WAS LIKE TWO DAYS AGO.

Kinkajou: Then I take it that you're NOT gonna be happy when I start reading Swuna fanfiction, right?

Turtle: *facetalons*

Umber: So, what's the dare of the day?

Nightflyer: Dare....of...the...day....

Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D.

Nightflyer: HOTD!!!

Air: Not this again.

Seashell: THE FRENCH DUDE DOESN'T HAVE WATTPAD, OKAY, HE'S NOT GOING SEE IT.

Rainkeeper: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

Nightflyer: IT COULD HAPPEN.

Rainkeeper: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!

Joy: You're a chair, dear.

Rainkeeper: Shut up!

Air: Carnelian, it's your wedding day.

Carnelian: SHIT.

Umber: OH MY MOONS.

Carnelian: Oh no.

Umber: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.

Carnelian: Umber-

Umber: *drops giant binder of wedding plans*

Umber: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.

Carnelian: *facetalons*

Moon: You.....You planned Carnelian's wedding?

Umber: Yes. What? Like you HAVEN'T planned your best friend's wedding in your head?

Moon: No.....

Kinkajou: Well then you're a bad friend.  

Moon: You've planned our weddings?

Kinkajou: Well, not yours....

Kinkajou: But Tsunami and I have planned Anemone and Tamarin's wedding down to the SECOND.

Kelp: YES.

Kinkajou: I also have a whole binder for Glorybringer, but Glory refuses to look at it, so I always have to go to Deathbringer for planning questions. 

Joy: Why do I ship my parents?

Rainkeeper: Because everyone does.

Carnelian: Hold up- WHO am I marrying?

Hosts: *start giggling*

Winter: That's never a good sign.

Air: RUBY!

Carnelian: Oh moons.

Seashell: And I hereby deem thee RUBYNELIAN!

Air: Or Carruby?

Joy: Sounds like a fancy gem.

All: *thinks about it*

Qibli: I...... I kinda ship it....

Carnelian: WHY THE HELL-

Qibli: JUST HERE ME OUT!

Qibli: Carnelian being left alone to babysit Cliff for the first time.

Kinkajou: *gasps*

Qibli: THE FLUFF.

Kinkajou: My imagination is running WILD right now.

Qibli: I SHIP IT.

Kinkajou: SAME.

Carnelian: STOP IT!

Umber: It does fit quite well with the wedding plans,

Carnelian: OH MY MOONS.

Nightflyer: Well sorry Umber, but unless you can have all your wedding plans set up in the next two minutes, we're just gonna.

Umber: *sets up the whole wedding, kidnaps Ruby and set her up*

Umber: Done.

Moon: You even got flowers.....

Kinkajou: Turtle?

Turtle: Yeah?

Kinkajou: I wanna hire Umber as our wedding planner?

Turtle: But we're already married, remember?

Kinkajou: Right..... Let's get married again, but have Umber plan it.

Turtle: Okay.

Ruby: Um......What's going on?

Air: We need you to marry Carnelian.

Ruby: WHAT? But I'm already married! I have a husband!

Joy: *flips through book 8 of WOF*

Joy: I see no evidence of that. 

Rainkeeper: Single until canonically married.

Kelp: More like single until the fandom says so.

Joy: This is fandom, Kelp. No one is ever single.

Air: What about Squid?

Nightflyer: Technically there's a ship for him and Fatespeaker.

Air: WHAT? EW!!!!!!

Nightflyer: I know.

Umber: NIGHTFLYER, WOULD YOU JUST MARRY THEM OR I'LL DRAG IN JOEY FROM FRIENDS AND MAKE HIM DO IT.

Air: *gasps*

Nightflyer: Alright, alright.

Air: NIGHTFLYER, CAN JOEY FROM FRIENDS MARRY US????

Nightflyer: But-

Air: PLEASE?

Nightflyer:.....Alright, fine. But one marriage at a time, okay?

Air: OKAY!

Nightflyer: So, Carnelian, do you agree to marry Ruby?

Carnelian: NO.

Nightflyer: Too bad. Ruby, will you marry Carnelian?

Ruby: I don't really have a choice in the matter, do I?

Nightflyer: No you don't, that's the spirit. Now say something nice about each other.

Carnelian: WHY?

Nightflyer: BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Qibli/Kinkajou: *freaking out*

Umber: *sheds a tear*

Umber: My little lesbian's all grown up.

Carnelian: OH MY MOONS, UMBER!

Kinkajou: Anemarin should be next.

Turtle: Agreed.

Nightflyer: ONE nice thing people, come on, it's not that hard. IT's not like we're talking about Morrowseer.

Ruby: Well, um.... I've always admired your fighting skills.

Carnelian: Oh! Well, um.... thanks. I guess I've always liked how you hated Scarlet as much as me.

Carnelian: And you have a cute son.

Ruby: Thanks! 

Nightflyer: Shipper, if you will?

Qibli: NOW KISSSSSSSSSS

Nightflyer: You heard him.

Carnelian/Ruby: *kisses*

Umber: *sets off a rainbow confetti cannon*

Umber: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS QUEENS!!!!

Winter: Dude, could you be more gay?

Umber: Is that a challenge?

Air: No, it's a reference.

Nightflyer: Everything's a reference. We literally had a conversation before this speaking in nothing but quotes.

Air: You'd be amazed how easy that is.

Umber: Now the wedding reception will be held in the hall, and there is a full feast for you all to enjoy.

Joy: *checks the hall*

Joy: Dude, there's nothing but skittles in here.

Umber: Did I fucking stutter?

Joy: .....No.....

Umber: Thought so. 

Kinkajou: Qibli, come with me.

Qibli: Why?

Kinkajou: We have fanfiction to write. 

Qibli: Goodbye, Winter, Moon. I will not be seen for several days.

Moon: Oh dear moons. 

Turtle: So long Kinkajou, nice knowing you.

Kinkajou: BYE TURTLEDOVE!