Air: *smashes laptop*

Nightflyer: Why-

Air: DAMMIT DEAN WINCHESTER.

Nightflyer:......

Air: FREAKING FEELS.

Nightflyer:......You okay?

Air: SEASON 15 HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, AND CAS IS STILL ALIVE FOR IT.

Nightflyer:.....

Air: SO YES, I'M OKAY.

Seashell: *calmly typing a letter to the writers of Riverdale*

Seashell: Dear Writers. The first thing you should know is that I'm typing this with my middle finger.

Joy:.........

Joy: I need to stop influencing you people.

Rainkeeper: Yes you do.  We need a Joy detox week.

Joy: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

*players appear*

Kinkajou: Happy Chinese New Year!

Turtle: It's not for, like, three days.

Kinkajou: Better early then late!

Carnelian: Kinkajou, I think you are forgetting a much more important event that's happening tomorrow.

Kinkajou:.....What?

Carnelian: THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!

Kinkajou:.....Nah, Chinese New Year is better.

Air: I only watch the super bowl for the commercials. I don't know how football works.

Nightflyer: I think it's stupid that we call it football. IT DOESN'T INVOLVE YOUR FEET.

Rainkeeper: What about field goals?

Nightflyer:......EXCEPT FOR THAT.

Winter: Why would you watch football when you could just beat someone up instead?

Moon: Winter.....No....

Winter: Winter YES.

Qibli: NO.

Air: Speaking of Qinterwatcher,

Moon: Oh dear moons, not us again.

Nightflyer: Yes, you again!

Seashell: Moon, pick one of us hosts.

Moon:....Air.

Air: YAY!

Seashell: Qibli, pick one of us.

Qibli:.....Nightflyer.

Nightflyer: Alright.

Seashell: Winter?

Winter: You, I guess.

Seashell: *beams* Yes.

Joy: You guys have to be interviewed on your true opinions on Qinterwatcher and all it's variations.

Moon:......Will our opinions be shared with the others?

Rainkeeper: No, they're confidential.

Winter: Okay, let's go.

Joy: If you refuse, torture is allowed.

Qibli: But they won't know what we say about each other?

Joy: Nope.

Moon: No torture needed! Let's go!

Moon/Winter/Qibli/Air/Nightflyer/Seashell: *leaves*

Joy:....I feel a little offended that none of them picked me.

Rainkeeper: It's understandable. We're Glorybringer dragonets. We're too much to handle sometimes.

Joy: And we would completely use their responses as blackmail material.

Rainkeeper: Yes we would.

Kinkajou: Soooooo, what do the rest of us do now?

Joy: I dunno.

Turtle: What do we usually do when there's not a dare for us?

Umber: Well, Carnelian and I usually play Rhapsody and gossip.

Carnelian: Care to join us? 

Turtle: Sure.

Kinkajou: Anybody got a deck of cards?

Umber: I've got a deck.

Umber: *pulls out a set of rainbow themed playing cards*

Carnelian: Umber do you have anything that's NOT rainbow related?

Umber: My scales. But I've been talking to the rainwings about changing that.

Kinkajou: Oh dear moons Umber, you should know better then to trust Jambu's untrustworthy surgery ideas.

Umber: NOT ALL OF US WERE BORN LOOKING LIKE RAINBOWS- SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK FOR IT!

Kinkajou: Okaaaaay.

*meanwhile*

Nightflyer: Alright Qibli, let's hear it. How do you feel about Moon and Winter?

Qibli: Well, Moon is amazing. She's smart and beautiful, and her laugh is the best sound ever. 

Qibli: And Winter, ironically, is very hot. He's cold and manipulative, but VERY attractive, so it's worth it. 

Nightflyer: And how do you feel about Winterwatcher?

Qibli:.....I mean.....if that's what Moon really wants... 

Qibli: I'd still hate it though- WINTER DOES NOT DESERVE HER.

Nightflyer: And thoughts on Moonbli?

Qibli: Love it. Sure, I feel bad about Winter getting left out, but if Moon really wants to be with me and just me, then I'd be honored. I love her.

Nightflyer: Oooooooooo. Thoughts on Qinter?

Qibli:..........

Qibli: Let's say in this scenario Moon is out of the picture, right?

Nightflyer: Yeah, she's dead or with somebody else.

Qibli: Then hell yes, Winter would be my boyfriend.

Nightflyer: Do you even know if he likes boys?

Qibli: Would not matter. He'd be my boyfriend.

Nightflyer:.......Got it. And Qinterwatcher?

Qibli: *smirks* Well, that's just the best of both worlds right there.

Nightflyer: anything else to add?

Qibli: I love Moon and Winter. I'll just end up with which ever one loves me back.

Meanwhile.......

Air: Okay Moon! Dish! Your opinion on Qibli and Winter iiiisssss?

Moon: They are both SO CUTE. Winter is a little heartless at times, but I just know there's a great dragon waiting to be brought out underneath that icy surface, and I know I could bring it out if I tried. 

Moon: Qibli is already great, and I know he'd treat me like a queen. He's so nice, but, I have to admit, if I were to friend zone either of them, it'd probably be Qibli. He's easy friend zone material.

Air: What about Winterwatcher?

Moon: Me likey. 

Moon: If, you know, Winter wasn't such a FREAKING ICE MONSTER ALL THE TIME. I mean COME ON dude, lighten up.

Air: Moonbli?

Moon: Love it, but I think Qibli's a little too gay for Winter to just be with me alone.

Air: Qinterwatcher?

Moon: That ends the boys problems, but it leaves me as a third wheel, which I don't like. I'm just here until one of them moves on from me, so I can snag the other.

Air: Qinter?

Moon:........This is confidential, right?

Air: Yes.

Moon: Well, in that case....

Moon: OH MY MOONS I SHIP IT SO HARD. THEY ARE SO IN DENIAL ABOUT BEING IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.

Air: *Destiel deja vu*

Moon: Honestly, some days I'm tempted to tell them I'm already dating someone so that they'd stop liking me and date each other.

Air: Really.

Moon: Hell yeah, really. Kinkajou has already offered to be my fake girlfriend for a while if I want to go through with that plan.

Air: I don't think Turtle would like that plan.

Moon: Kinkajou's already got an understanding with him.

Air:......You've really worked out all the details of this, haven't you?

Moon: Yes I have. Qinter for life.

Air: Anything else to add?

Moon: I like Winter and Qibli. Qibli's my boyfriend, and Winter is our shared mistress.

Air: *tries not to laugh*

Meanwhile......

Seashell: So, Winter- thoughts on Qibli and Moon?

Winter: I hate them. They are SUPER ANNOYING AND EXTREMELY AGGRAVATING.

Seashell: Dude.... this is confidential, you can tell the truth.

Winter: THAT IS THE TRUTH. Moon is an obnoxious, attractive, aggravating little gnat who won't get out of my head, and Qibli is an annoyingly intelligent, kinda cute, overly pompous jerk!

Seashell:.....Got it. Thoughts on Winterwatcher?

Winter:........Does that still exist?

Seashell: There are some believers left, yes.

Joy: *bursts into the room* YOU BREAK ME DOWN,

Rainkeeper: *dives in behind her* YOU BUILD ME UP

Joy/Rainkeeper: BELIEVER, BELIEVER! 

Seashell/Winter:........

Seashell: Were you eavesdropping on us?

Joy: Yes.

Rainkeeper: Why did we blow our cover for the sake of an Imagine Dragons reference?

Joy: Because Imagine Dragons is awesome.

Rainkeeper: True.

Seashell: Get out!

Joy: BUT WE'RE BOOOOOORRRRREDDDDD

Rainkeeper: I don't think Joy has ever had a dare where she has nothing to do.

Winter: Then go tell Umber that not everyone likes the rainbow.

Joy:......

Rainkeeper:......

Rainkeeper: No thanks.

Joy: We value our lives, thank you very much.

Rainkeeper: And who doesn't like the rainbow?

Joy: I like the rainbow. All those pretty colors.

Rainkeeper: We're Rainwings. We're named after the freaking rainbow. We have to like it.

Seashell: LEAVE.

Joy: Yeah, yeah, don't get your panties in a wad.

Rainkeeper: *bursts out laughing* WHAT?

Joy/Rainkeeper: *leaves*

Winter:......

Seashell: So! Where were we? Ah, yes, Winterwatcher opinion?

Winter: My entire tribe would slaughter me for it, but.... I've got nothing against it.

Seashell: Moonbli?

Winter: DEATH TO IT. 

Seashell: Qinter?

Winter:..........Well....

Winter: I mean......

Winter: Qibli did say he'd marry me.....

Seashell: I think we established that he meant that as a joke.

Winter: Still though.....It's the thought that counts.

Seashell: And what would be your opinion on that?

Winter:........I guess it wouldn't be the WORST thing in the world...

Seashell: QINTER CONFIRMED!

Winter: NO.

Seashell: YES.

Seashell: Qinterwatcher?

Winter: It's weird, but it works. I reluctantly approve.

Seashell: Anything else to add?

Winter: Moon is my girlfriend, and Qibli's just this guy who's stalking us both because he loves us.

Seashell:.....Interesting interpretation.

Umber: *bursts into the room*

Umber: YOU DON'T LIKE THE RAINBOW, YOU SORRY SON OF A SQUIRREL?!!?!?!?

Air: *slams through the wall*

Air: What about Squirrels?

Umber: *crams skittles in Winter's mouth*

Umber: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!

Air:......*slowly backs away*

Nightflyer: Well, that was something.....

Rainkeeper: Hey readers, in honor of the super bowl....

Seashell: What's your favorite Sports Team?