Nightflyer: I FINALLY DID IT!

Kelp: Did what?

Nightflyer: I WATCHED CRIMES OF GRINDLEWALD!

Joy: Took you long enough.

Nightflyer: I KNOW!

Seashell: What did you think?

Nightflyer: JUDE LAW IS A GREAT DUMBLEDORE! AND DAMMIT QUEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Air: Yep, that sums it up pretty well.

*players appear*

Kinkajou: NO MORE CREEPY MUSIC.

Kelp: Okay.

Joy: I'm going to need a detailed list of what classifies as creepy, because Seashell thinks that the lollipop song is creepy.

Seashell: If you had WATCHED RIVERDALE, you would KNOW THAT SONG IS TERRIFYING.

Kelp: Lollipop, lollipop oh, lolly lolly lolly lollipop! 

Seashell: *runs away screaming*

Kelp: *laughs* Oh that's going to be fun.

Joy: I love it when villains have such innocent things associated with them. It makes them even more sinister.

Nightflyer: Okay, so then you would love Umbridge.

Joy: No one can love Umbridge. She's the Umbitch.

Air: People have more sympathy and love for Voldemort and Bellatrix than they do for Umbridge.

Rainkeeper: Then who the hell did Umbridge kill!? Because I HATE BELLATRIX, so if Umbridge is somehow WORSE, then....

Nightflyer: She didn't have to kill anyone to be the worst person ever.

Joy: She's the villain other villains aspire to be.

Nightflyer: EXACTLY.

Moon: So, what's our dare?

Kelp: Right! That!

Air: Just go here. *hands them an address*

Qibli: And do what?

Joy: Walk in.

Rainkeeper: Observe.

Seashell: Listen.

Kelp: Intrude.

Air: Ask questions.

Nightflyer: Whatever you think the proper reaction is.

Players:..........

Qibli: Now I'm slightly scared.

Winter: Is this dare related to Joy in any way?

Joy: Nope.

Qibli: I am slightly less scared.

Kinkajou: Now I'm more scared.

Seashell: Just go.

Air: It's nothing bad, we promise.

Players:......*burst out laughing*

Turtle: LIKE WE TRUST ANY PROMISE YOU MAKE TO US!

Umber: You are the LEAST trustworthy dragons of all time!

Nightflyer: Hey!

Kinkajou: Well, at least in this game.

Joy: That's better.

Rainkeeper: And accurate. Believe us, don't believe us, just do the dare.

Kelp: Do the deed.

Joy: Dirty deeds. Done dirty cheap.

Kelp: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Joy: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Joy: YOU GOT A LADY AND YOU WANT HER GONE!

Kelp: BUT YOU AIN'T GOT THE GUTS!

Carnelian: What is happening right now?

Rainkeeper: AC-DC. AC/DC is happening right now.

Air: You forgot the lightning bolt.

Rainkeeper: Do you SEE a lightning bolt on my keyboard, Air?

Air: No.

Rainkeeper: Then HOW-

Air:

Rainkeeper:............

Rainkeeper: Well that's just you being extra.

Nightflyer: Air, do you even know what AC/DC stands for?

Air:.....Isn't it the answer key to the SAT's or something?

Nightflyer: Honey....no......

Joy: Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT

Kelp: DONE DIRT CHEAP.

Joy: Neckties, contracts, high voltage

Kelp: DONE DIRT CHEAP.

Players: *leave and go to address*

Moon: Soooooo, do we just walk in?

Turtle: I think?

Umber: But what if-

Kinkajou: *shoves open the doors*

*Blue and Cricket are standing there*

Blue: Cricket.....I like you.

Cricket: I like you too!

Blue: No, I mean, I like you-like you.

Cricket: Oh.....That's what I meant too.....

Blue: Really?

Cricket: Yep! I love you.

Blue: Oh. I love you too. 

Kinkajou: OH MY MOONS!!!!

Blue/Cricket: *jumps a mile*

Winter: WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!?!!?

Kinkajou: THEY'RE MY NEW SHIP, WHATEVER THEY ARE.

Moon: SILKWING OH MY MOONS!

Carnelian: THE FUCK IS A SILKWING??!

Turtle: Is she wearing glasses?

Umber: HOLY SHIT THAT BUTTERFLY DUDE IS HOT.

 Kinkajou: SHUT UP UMBER, THE BUTTERFLY DUDE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOW.

Qibli: What. The. HELL.

Cricket: Who-

Moon: DO YOU GUYS KNOW LUNA?

Qibli: Did the hosts just-

Kinkajou: WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? I NEED SHIP NAMES!

Qibli: I think they just-

Turtle: CRICKET, I LOVE YOUR GLASSES.....It is Cricket, right?

Qibli: DID THE HOSTS JUST FORCE US TO INTERRUPT SOMEONE'S SHIP SAILING?

Swordtail/Sundew: *pops up*

Swordtail: YES, and now I'm MAD.

Swordtail: *grabs Moon*

Swordtail: You said something about Luna- WHERE IS SHE?!!?!?

Winter/Qibli: *tackle Swordtail*

Winter: Talons off the Moon.

Qibli: *growls*

Sundew: *glances at Carnelian*

Sundew: Oh Hello.

Carnelian:.......Okay, Umber, I give in, this one's kinda hot.

Sundew: I have a girlfriend.

Carnelian: MOONS DAMMIT.

Umber: Well she's technically dead, sooooooo

Umber: I think you two can make something work.

Blue: Can someone explain what's going on?

Kinkajou: NOT UNTIL YOU TWO KISS. *shoves Cricket at Blue*

Swordtail: I like that one.

Kinkajou: Winter get off my new bestie!

Moon: I thought I was your bestie.

Kinkajou: I HAVE LIKE A HUNDRED BESTIES, MOON, DEAL WITH IT.

Turtle: Ignore the loud rainbow one, you two don't have to kiss. Hi, I'm Turtle.

Cricket: Thanks. I'm Cricket! This is Blue. The green girl is Sundew, and the one being sat on is Swordtail.

Blue: Why does everything bad happen to Swordtail?

Swordtail: PREACH.

Cricket: What are you? I've never seen a dragon like you before. Or any of you, really. Except the dark one. She looks just like- HOLY SCROLLS, BLUE, SHE LOOKS LIKE CLEARSIGHT.

Blue: *screams*

Moon: *sighs* Why do people keep SAYING THAT.

Moon: I'M NOT EVEN RELATED TO HER.

Cricket: I am, technically.

J.W.:............

Cricket: It's very distantly though.

J.W.:............

Moon: Clearsight had dragonets?

Cricket: Yeah.

Moon: Crap. NOBODY TELL DARKSTALKER!

Winter: HE'S GONNA GO EVIL AGAIN AND MURDER CRICKET AND ALL THE WHATEVER DRAGONS SHE IS!

J.W.: *runs out screaming in fear*

Swordtail:........

Sundew:..........

Blue:.........

Cricket:...........

Sundew: What the fuck just happened?

Luna: *pops up*

Luna: Pyrrhia. That's what happened.

Swordtail: LUNA! *tackles her*