Rainkeeper: Name a good song for a movie trail-

Joy: DREAM BY IMAGINE DRAGONS.

Rainkeeper: Okay, good one, anyone else-

Joy: NOPE, IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THAT. 

Kelp: She just really likes Dream.

Joy: IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE IMAGINE DRAGONS SONG.

Air: Along with Gold, I Don't Know Why, Whatever it Takes, Demons, Natural, Radioactive, Believer, Bad Liar, Thunder, It's Time, I'm So Sorry, Warriors, On Top of the World, I Bet my Life, Who We Are and Tiptoe. 

Nightflyer: Don't you love it when you find a good band and like ALL their songs are amazing?

Kelp: Yeah, like Barns Courtney.

Nightflyer: What's a good Barns Courtney song?

Kelp: Fire, Hellfire, Glitter and Gold, Champion, You and I, Kicks, Rather Die, Golden Dandelions although I prefer the acoustic version, 99, Hands, Good Thing, Sinner, his cover of Blue Jeans,  and GOODBYE JOHN SMITH IS THE BEST ANGSTY SONG EVER. 

Joy/Kelp: *screeches over favorite bands*

Seashell: We just really love music, okay?

*players appear*

Qibli: Sup.

Kelp:.....

Joy:......

Joy: Wove.

Winter: *head snaps up*

Winter: What did you just say?

Joy: Wove.

Winter: *starts reciting 1,202 page poem*

Moon: NOT AGAIN!

Kinkajou: Good, now he's distracted and we don't have to put up with him and his MOODS.

Air: Say, Umber? Do you still have that giant wedding plan book?

Umber: *drops huge book on the floor*

Umber: Always.

Rainkeeper: Good, because we need you to plan Glacier and Blaze's wedding.

Winter: WHAT?

Umber: *shrieks* ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?

Joy: Yep! And you can recruit the rest of the JW to help you because why not.

Umber: *screams* 

Umber: THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!!!! After Glacier died, I thought I'd never get to do this! THANK YOU THANK YOU TH- wait, what's the catch?

Nightflyer: No catch.

Umber: why don't I believe you?

Joy: IS your name Winter? No. Then when we say there's no catch, there's actually no catch. Just plan the wedding to your shipper heart's desires.

Umber: *squeals*

Seashell: Oh, and here *snaps talons*

*Blaze and Glacier appear*

Blaze: Hi!!

Glacier: So I hear you're planning our wedding...

Umber: Yep, and it's gonna be PERFECT, just let me handle EVERYTHING.

Blaze: Oh, well, I was thinking that for flowers-

Umber: Desert Lilies?

Blaze:....Yeah.....How did you-

Umber: Trust me, honey, I got this. 

Umber: *snaps open wedding planning book*

Umber: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, LISTEN UP!

Umber: KINKAJOU! GO GRAB YOUR FLOWER FRIEND AND QIBLI AND GET ME AS MANY DESERT LILIES AS YOU CAN FIND. ONES THAT ARE HALF DEAD ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE SO DON'T TRY TO PASS THAT SHIT OFF ON ME, I WANT THE WHITEST ONES YOU CAN FIND! GO!

Qibli/Kinkajou: *runs away&

Umber: WINTER, YOU MISERABLE ICEWING!

Winter: Yes?

Umber: Go through your stupid tribe and pick out anyone worthy of showing up to this thing, then go ask the beautiful brides who else they want on the quest list- NO PRICKS ALLOWED.

Umber: *rips out a page with a specific cake recipe on it*

Umber: Moon, darling can you take this to the caterer in the Mudwing main city? Her name is Sidra, and tell her to make this EXACT cake. IF SHE USES VANILLA INSTEAD OF FRENCH VANILLA, I WILL KNOW.

Umber: TURTLE!

Turtle: Yes?

Umber: I've found that shells can make fabulous centerpieces and such. GO DIG UP A HUNDRED OF THE PRETTIEST ONES YOU CAN FIND. 

Turtle: But that'll take ages!

Umber: *points at Kelp and Seashell* THEN TAKE THOSE TWO BLOKES WITH YOU! GO!

Kelp: Wait, when did we get roped into this?

Seashell: Just now, apparently.

Umber: JOY!

Joy: Ah! Yes?

Umber: Since I trust your music taste the most, put together a playlist, AND IT BETTER FREAKING INCLUDE REWRITE THE STARS, OR I'LL RISK THE SQUAD'S WRATH AND END YOU.

Joy: MA'AM YES MA'AM!

Umber: *snaps talons* RAINKEEPER!

Rainkeeper: yeah?

Umber: Check with Winter on how many guests we're expecting and FIND US SOME CHAIRS AND TABLES, DAMMIT! FANCY ONES TOO! NO CHEAP-ASS PLASTIC ONES WITH FLIMSY PAPER TABLECLOTHS. 

Rainkeeper: Do you also want me to get tablecloths...?

Umber: Hell No, I sew silk ones two years ago, I just have to dig them up. 

Kinkajou: We're back with flowers!

Umber: Good, good.

Umber: CARNELIAN!

Carnelian: Yes?

Umber: Take Kinkajou and Tamarin and find and make me two of the prettiest flower crowns you've EVER SEEN IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE, GOT IT!?!? Oh, sorry Tamarin.

Tamarin: It's fine.

Umber: Okay, good. NOW GO!

Joy: Music's done!

Joy: *pushes Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga into the room*

Umber:......What the hell is this?

Joy: Well, I figured live music would be better, and these two have got it, don't you worry.

Umber: ooooohhhhhhhh MY MOONS, JOY, I GAVE YOU ONE JOB.

Joy: I also have a playlist. 

Turtle: We got shells!

Umber: What? YOU BUFFOON! THERE'S ONLY 99 HERE, I ASKED FOR A HUNDRED! NOW WE'LL BE UNEVEN!!!

Turtle:...I'll...go get one more...

Umber: No NO! IT'S FINE! THE WEDDING'S COMPLETELY RUINED AND IT'S ALL TURTLE'S FAULT, BUT WHO THE HELL CARES, RIGHT *flips a table*

Rainkeeper: *sighs and goes to find another table*

Umber: Okay, I want white roses at the altar, red roses along the aisle, and blue roses in the centerpieces.

Rainkeeper: Um, there are no such thing as blue roses.

Umber: *growls*

Joy: Easy there, Bridezilla.

Umber: Bridezilla? BRIDEZILLA?? A COMBINATION OF BRIDE AND GODZILLA?!?!?

https://youtu.be/NyRhcm8xQ-s

Umber: I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE GETTING MARRIED!

Seashell: See, that's the scary part.

*several hours pf party planning with Bridezilla later*

Umber: None of your Pastafarian crap with colanders at the ceremony, Nightflyer, got it?

Nightflyer: Got it.

Blaze/Glacier: *married at a perfect wedding*

Umber: *cries throughout the whole ceremony*

Carnelian: Happy now?

Umber: *sniffles* Yes.

Umber: I'm sorry I was such a bridezilla. I just wanted this to be perfect.

Joy: And it was.

Umber: *cries harder*

Umber: BLAAACCCIEEERRRR!!!!!