Joy: We have a special treat for y'all today.

Air: Yes we do YES WE DO!

Nightflyer: Air, calm down.

Air: NOOOOO *climbs on top of a fridge*

Nightflyer:......Okay?

Joy: The following dare was written by A DIFFERENT SCAVENGER AUTHOR.

Rainkeeper: That's right, the program you are about to see was written by our good friend ActiveArtist

Nightflyer: And the dare itself was inspired by the ramblings of our crazy Discord Channel.

Kelp: We're thinking of having a collab chapter in the next book, thoughts?

Joy: Basically, we would give you all a dare, and everyone can pick a character to write for, and you can all write the chapter together!

Air: I think that'd be cool.

Joy: Well then this chapter can we a test run. Without further ado, we give you,

Hosts: ANDER TRIES TO PUT TOGETHER A BAND OF CRACKHEADS!!!

******* {Fancy Star Break as Authors Switches} ******

Ander: *rushing around and trying to get things set up*

Nightflyer: *carries an unhealthy amount of sheet music and ibuprofen into the room*

Air: Nightflyer, give up the pills.

Nightflyer: Air, get off the fridge.

Air: *pouts* You're no fun.*jumps off fridge*

*players, Macaw and Faithbringer appear*

Kinkajou: Yes.

Winter: No.

Kinkajou: YES

Winter: NO

Kelp: What are you guys arguing about?

Kinkajou: Whether or not OwO would be a good last name.

Joy: *wheeze*

Air: IT WOULD

Winter: NO IT WOULDN'T

Air: Wouldn't it be the best name? OwO? Think about it- 'Winter OwO'

Winter: . . .

Ander: Let's get started. What instruments can you play?

Clay: *raises hand* Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Ander: *rolls up a stack of sheet music and hits Clay over the head with it* NO.

Joy: There's no good instruments here.

Clay: *picks up trombone* *tries playing a note on it* This thing sounds like someone farting. This is mine now.

Peril: Oh dear god...

Clay: *tries playing while moving slide around carelessly*

Tsunami: *gets hit in the head with the trombone slide* WATCH IT.

Joy: *grabs another trombone* A weapon and something that amuses children. Nice.

Winter: I'm not fucking doing this.

Rainkeeper: I'm afraid to say you have no choice sir. Excuse me, I mean ma'am.

Winter: I swear....

Rainkeeper: Try me Winny. We will extend your time as a girl.

Seashell: Ander, remind me why you are doing this again?

Ander :Because I can...

Moon: HA! Loophole! I can't play an instrument so I get to watch *Grabs popcorn and sits back to watch*

Qibli: I call dibs on drums.

Kinkajou: ANDERRRR! CAN I USE A PINEAPPLE?!?!?!

Ander: *raises eyebrow* Demonstrate your talents of musical fruit.

Kinkajou: *grabs Winter a hits him multiple times with pineapple, making a tune*

Winter: Ow! Owww! KINKAJOU I SWEAR-

Ander: That's a valid scale, NEXT.

Umber: *grabs a skittle shaker out of thin air*

Ander: Demonstrate your scale.

Umber: *Whacks the air with varying degrees of gayness, effectively creating a musical scale*

Joy: I'm not even going to question it.

Deathbringer *flips on epic sunglasses and grabs an electric guitar*

Glory: Just stop it DeathyBasket.

Deathbringer: But I'm sexy like this! And my name is not DeathyBasket!

Tsunami: *looks at Deathbringer, and flips on her own pair of epic sunglasses with Qibli as they both start playing a duet on a blue drum kit*

Ander:To make up for your mediocre musical skill, we have called in a special guest.

Cliff: Please welcome the one and only cinnamon bun soloist!

Winter: Oh hell no. Not him! I swear if we sing that stupid song!

Sunny: *Screeches and punches Winter* DON'T TALK TO THE CINNAMON ROLL PRINCE LIKE THAT!!

Sunny: *plays perfect high notes on the piccolo, effectively destroying everyone's eardrums*

Joy: I'm going deaf. Sunny, please STOP! This is a shit show alone by itself.

Ander: Indeed it is mother. This will not end well.

Tsunami: *groans* This company is such a mess.

Deathbringer: Alright let's get back to talking about my outfit.

Peril: No one was talking about your outfit.

Deathbringer: That's why I'm trying to get that ball rolling, it's good, right?

Glory: You look terrible Deathy. So just be quiet.

Ander: This time, the hosts have to play an instrument too.

Joy: *hits Macaw over the head with the trombone slide* Got it.

Kelp: *Starts playing An Irish Party in Third Class on the accordion, while hopping around the room doing a jig*

Ander; *raises eyebrows skeptically while her father continues to jig around the room, knocking people over in the process*

Rainkeeper: *Makes a piano fall from the sky* I guess this will have to do for me.

Air: *tenses muscles and goes up the steps of the band room* HEY NIGHTFLYER! RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAND ROOM! *falls backwards lands on piano keys*

Nightflyer: *Bolts down to the bottom* Air! I told you you're not supposed to act like Walter on the stairs!

Air: Too bad! I liked Walter and wanted to follow in his paw prints.

Faithbringer: Music to my ears-

Joy: *hits Faithbringer over the head with the trombone slide*

Clay: Oooooo. Glory, you should sing.

Glory: I refuse to do that.

Fatespeaker:Too bad. You're the only one auditioning.

Seashell: *about to blow into clarinet*

The entire woodwind section: *groans*

Kinkajou: Squidward is fucking offended.

Seashell: *clarinet makes a terrible airy noise*

Clay: Does it always sound like that?

Seashell: *glares*

Peril: *burns Macaw and Faithbringer as an instrument*

Macaw: FUCK OW OW OW OW *pained screeching*

Clay: *accidentally hits Winter on the head with trombone slide*

Winter: HEY *lunges at Clay*

Peril: *sees this and runs over, burning Tsunami in the process*

Tsunami: BITCH

Ander: *sighs as everyone starts fighting*

Kinkajou: *pineapple breaks* DANG IT

Faithbringer: *gets stabbed by clarinet* GOD

Joy: *beating the shit out of Macaw with trombone* AHH

Sunny: *gets covered in blood* Aw shit

Ander: Nononononononono no-no-no-no-no-

Nightflyer: BITCH *lunges at Air*

Air: SHIT

Nightflyer: NO

Peril: DAMMIT *sets piano on fire*

Seashell: FUCKING GOD

Starflight: *falls from ceiling onto Ander* FUCK

Ander: STUPID-

Starflight: *inhales cocaine*

Fatespeaker: Goddammit

Clay: Come on man!

Turtle: FUCK

Moon: Oh

Winter: FUCKING GOD FUCK

Ander: Nooo

Winter: WHAT?!

Kinkajou: *tries taping pineapple back together* Good?

Ander: NOOOO

Qibli: Fucking hhhhhhhh-

Glory: WHATEVER

Kinkajou: Oh *pineapple breaks again*

Ander: No

Deathbringer: FUCK

Ander: NO

Riptide: FUCK

Kelp: STUPID *slamming Macaw's head into the ground*

Ander: No-no-no-no

Macaw: AW

Clay: WHA

Moon: WHAT THU FAAAAW

Starflight: A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AHH

Air: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Winter: Fucking COME ON!

Ander: No, no, no

Kelp: Don't fucking jump at me you piece of shit!

Joy: *points at Macaw* I'll fucking stab your parents!

Ander: I GIVE UP *storms out as the others continue to maul each other*

Kinkajou: DONE! *looks up* Guys?

Kinkajou: *realizes she's the last one who's not dead or unconscious*

Kinkajou: *turns to readers, breaking the fourth wall and laughs* Next time on truth or dare.