Begin The Torture
Serena: Welcome back to everyone's favorite game: Truth Or Dare!
Everyone else: Let us out!!!
Link: If you guys are real fans and not Yigas, you'd release us now!!!
Serena: What If all your fans WERE Yigas?
Everyone else:...
Riju: If they're all voe, I would be keeping them out of Gerudo Town.
Serena: What if they're all vai?
Riju: V-vai Yigas?!?! *faints*
Link: Can we please get on with it? I want this to be over.
Revali: I can't believe I'm saying this... but I agree with Link.
Serena: Okay. Both requests today are from . Take it away, Deku!
Great Deku Tree: The first request... is a Truth!
Everyone else: ...
Great Deku Tree: And it is for everyone!
Everyone else: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Great Deku Tree: The truth is... "Who do you fancy?(like)?"
Serena: Who goes first? I know! How about Link?
Link: Fine... I fancy... EVERYBODY!!!
Serena: For reals, Linky?
Link: *facepalm* Don't call me that,,,
Serena: Okay! But seriously?!
Link: Fine... my feelings vary...
Serena: Then what do your feelings say right now?
Link: That you're a brat.
Serena: . . .
Random Korok: Yahaha
Serena: You know what I mean, Link.
Link: I'm the player character. My emotions don't belong to me.
(A/N): Hey, you! Vote here for Link's emotions!
Serena: We'll come back to this... next time. On to the next one. Hit it, Deku!
Great Deku Tree: The second request... is a Dare!
Revali: Eh. Don't care. Can't be that bad.
Link: As long as it's not for me.
Great Deku Tree: And it is for Revali and Link!
Revali: Now I care.
Link: NO! YOU EVIL &$!#%
Serena: Link! Language! Continue, Deku.
Great Deku Tree: The dare is that they will be incapable of speech for the next ten dares/truths.
Link & Revali: *crazy fast rambling about how their life is unfair and this game is torture.*
Serena: Bye bye, power of speech. *snaps fingers.
Link and Revali: *rambling inaudibly and then screaming inaudibly because they can't speak*
Serena: Now, I like to end these chapters in fan questions. Today's fan question is: "What if you all changed your species? What would you do about it?" When it comes to the four ancient champions, they'd probably adjust easily because of their experience. Teba would probably have a hard time adjusting and would never get over it...
Teba: HEY!
Serena: Yunobo would have a hard time surviving without his protection skill... Riju would work well being anything but a Sheikah, as the Sheikah are from the same origin as the Yigas. And then Link... *blushes slightly* I can't even IMAGINE what he'd be like as anything other than a Hylian... however, I think he'd do pretty well based off all the lifestyles that he has had to go through...
Everyone else: *stares at Serena*
Link: ?
Serena: *realizes everyone was staring at her* Umm... *claps hands* well, this concludes this chapter! Be sure to comment down below with your requests! On three. One, two, three...
Serena & Koroks: Byyyyeeeee!
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