Isabelle: Wah I'm so sorry updates have been so slow!! I'm a horrible person...

Macleay: You are.

Natsu: I feel like we've been here forever...

Isabelle: I'm sorry !!! I promise I'll update faster! Like at least twice a month if I can think up dares and stuff!!

Lucy: Lets just start with the game.

Isabelle: Okay!!! First thing is for anyone, so I choose you, Lucy!!!! Truth or dare?

Lucy: Um.... Dare me?

Levy: Good luck.

Isabelle: Your dare is to... (pause to build up suspense) ... steal Cana's alcohol and hide it all!!!! From soccerava.

Gray: It was nice knowing you.

Lucy: What evil mastermind thinks of these dares?!!! (Sighs and walks off)

Macleay: Next dare....

Cana: (walks up) Hey!! What're you guys playing?

Levy: Truth or dare.

Cana: Can I join in?

Erza: Certainly.

Levy: Truth or dare?

Cana: Eh... Truth.

Levy: So what's your opinion on Lucy taking all your alcohol and hiding it?

Cana: What?

Isabelle: Levy!

Gajeel: (rests elbow on her head) You're evil, shrimp.

Cana: I'll be right back (runs off) Lucy, if you're doing what I think your doing you're so dead!!!

Lucy: (from far away) Eep!!

Levy: hehehehe

Natsu: My turn. Hey, Ice Princess!! Truth or dare?

Gray: Dare!!

Natsu: Lenafandoms says to step on Erza's cake!!

Gray: (pales) I'm doomed...

Happy: Get to it!!

Gray: (creeps up behind Erza who is happily munching on a piece of strawberry cake)

Natsu: This is going to be hilarious to watch.

Happy: Aye!!!

Gray: (knocks Erza's cake from her hands and steps on it) I'm sorry!!!!

Erza: (stands up slowly, eyes glinting) How DARE you knock the cake out from my hands so that it has splattered upon the cold hard floor!!!! And it had STRAWBERRIES on it too!!! Gray Fullbuster, if you desire to live, you'd better run.

Gray:(runs off) I'm sorrrrrrrryyyy!!!!!!!

Isabelle: Aw, Gray's gone.We'll have to wait till he comes back to do Lenafandoms other dare. Oh well. Juvia! Your turn.

Juvia: Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Dare!!!!

Juvia: Juvia dares Natsu to put jalapeños into Cana's alcohol.

Natsu: (grins) No problem!!!

Cana: (approaches) I finally found my booze!! Now I just gotta go get....(mutters as she walks away)

Natsu: (Sneaks over to the barrel and dumps peppers and hot sauce into the booze while grinning evilly)

Happy: (stifles laughter)

Erza: (continues to pound Gray)

Isabelle: Heheh....

Natsu: (rejoins them) Done! Now we wait!!

Gajeel: Gihi, you're so dead, Salamander.

Lucy: (weakly) You don't have to sound so happy about it......

Macleay: Just tell her Juvia made you do it. Cana won't beat her up nearly as bad.

Raxus: HEY!!!! 

Everyone: Oh boy.

Raxus: Where have I been recently? Add me back in!!!

Isabelle: Obviously I am. Now what?

Raxus: You sound annoyed.....

Isabelle: I did not forget the dead fish. I AM annoyed.

Raxus: (jumps behind Gajeel) Protect me.

Gajeel: No way, you're on your own.

Raxus: Guess what happened this morning!!

Lucy: Do we want to?

Raxus: I bought a car!!!

Isabelle: With what?

Raxus: Um.... Recently acquired credit card?

Levy: Who's?

Raxus: Hey, look at the time!!! I gotta go....somewhere....else...or something....to purchase...a goat....for swim lessons!!!! Bye!!!!!

Gajeel: (grabs Raxus's shirt collar) Whoa, my credit card went missing this morning.

Raxus: Er.....

Gajeel: YOURE DEAD.

Raxus: ( looks over Gajeel's shoulder) Oh, hey Squidward old chap!!!

Gajeel: (turns to look)

Raxus: (pulls out warhead sour spray)

Gajeel: (looks back) I don't see anything--

Raxus: (squits spray in his eyes)

Gajeel: Argh!!!! Raxus!!!!

Raxus: (runs away screaming)

Isabelle: That's sad...

Macleay: Why did you make him so crazy?!!

Isabelle: Because its fun. Hey, Gajeel, you wanna go?

Gajeel: As soon as my eyes stop burning!!!

Isabelle: Okay, Happy can go.

Happy: Lucy, truth or dare?

Lucy: Which one would be better for me?

Happy: Choose!!

Lucy: Um.... Dare?

Happy: He he, I dare you to serve me fish any time I ring this bell!!

Lucy: What??!!! For how long?!!

Happy: Forever!!!

Lucy: NOOO!!!!!!!!

Isabelle: A day. No longer then a day.

Happy: (disappointed) Okay.... (Brightens) So go get me some fish!!!

Lucy: (moans) Fine....

Isabelle: Gray's back!! Juvia, truth or dare?

Juvia: Dare.

Macleay: Lenafandoms dares you to punch Gray.

Juvia: What?!

Gray: What?!!

Happy: Do it.

Natsu: Do it!!!

Juvia: I'm sorry, my beloved!! (Punches Gray in the face)

Gray: That actually really hurt!!!

Natsu & Happy: (high fives) 

Isabelle: Hey, I have a great idea!! What if we wrote just a bunch of FT one shots in a separate book?

Macleay: With lots of shipping!!!

Isabelle: (frowns) Maybe we can compromise. Funny shipping.

Macleay: Whatever.

Natsu: I can't wait to see the face Cana's gonna pull when she returns to her booze!!

Lucy: Speaker ng of that, someones coming!! Shush!!!

Macarov: (walks up) Ah, hello.

Everyone: Master!!

Macarov: Don't mind me, just going to get some booze. (gets a cup and fills it with the poisoned booze)

Everyone: Uh oh.

Macarov: (takes sip)

Gajeel: My eyes!!!!!

Macarov: Arrrgh!!!! My mouth!!!!!

Everyone: Run away!!!!!!

Isabelle: We gotta go before Macarov kills us!!!! Bye readers!!!!

Macleay: Bye!!! Agh, titan Macarov!!!!!

Macarov: You little punks!!!!!!!

Isabelle: We're so dead!!! But see you next time!!! Maybe... Argh!!