Isabelle: Okay, I have no idea who's turn it is, so since the boys are too lazy to get here on time, we'll just do prank call round 2!!!

Alicia: Good idea. Can I go? 

Ava: Sure. Call Alex.

Alicia: (dials in number) 

Alex: Who's this? If it's Raxus calling to tell me that his cat blinked again....

Alicia: (in a Russian accent) Greetings, Carlos. I have only called to confirm that our secret mission was successful. We put the bomb where you have instructed.

Alex: Uh... Bomb? Who is this?

Alicia: My code name is Thorgirl1, dolt. How many people have you told to bomb the Whitehouse?

Alex: WHAT?! I never told you to-

Alicia: Yes you did. Just the other day. Ze bomb will detonate shortly, Carlos.

Alex: Uh... My name is Alex, not Carlos.

Alicia: But you live on Carson Street, 1716, right?

Alex: No, I live on Amore Avenue, 1941.

Alicia: Ah, thank you for giving away your address, imbecile. No one can know about the bomb, so now we vill come and "take care" of you. Goodbye.

Alex: W-wait, WHAT?!!!

Alicia: (hangs up, laughing) I got him good!!!

Lucy: Can I go now?

Isabelle: Do Sting or something.

Lucy: (dials in phone number) I'm gonna drive him crazy.

Sting: (picks up) Yo, can I help you?

Lucy:  (in annoyingly chipper voice ) This is Dominos pizza, may I take your order?

Sting: Huh? No, YOU called ME.

Lucy: One large pizza with extra cheese?

Sting: That ain't what I said!!

Lucy: You want eight instead?

Sting: What?!! No!! Cancel the order, please.

Lucy: Oh, so pepperoni and extra cheese, I got it.

Sting: (exasperated) I said please, not cheese!

Lucy: Yeah, I could probably get you some sardines...

Sting: That's far from what I said!

Lucy: And some garlic cheese bread, okay. So to confirm your order... Eight large pizzas with extra cheese, pepperoni, and sardines, as well as garlic cheese bread. Would you like pineapples too?

Sting: (screams) NO!!!! Cancel the-

Lucy: Okay, do you want it to go or to pick it up?

Sting: Oh no...

Lucy: To go, okay, that'll be fifty bucks, sir, we'll be there in thirty minutes.

Sting: Waaait!!!! I didn't -

Lucy: (hangs up) So what do you think?

Isabelle: I think we need to send pizza to his house.

Cana: I have one for the Tangled fans out there.

Erza: Do Jellal.

Cana: (puts in number and waits) 

Jellal: Who's this?

Cana: I know not who you are or how I came to find you, but may I just say... Bye. (Hangs up)

Maxleay: Wah, I didn't get to prank call anyone.

Isabelle: And my call failed, so deal with it. This chapter's kinda short, but I have much algebra to do, so should we close off?

Macleay: I guess. Potato Power Deactivate!!

Isabelle: I knew it would stick. Dang it. Oh well, cio!