Isabelle & Macleay: Potato Power Activate!

Isabelle: Dang it, it stuck. Oh well, we still have Ava here today, and Alicia is back again to join us!

Alicia: Hi again.

Ava: 'Sup.

Macleay: Ava can do the first dare. 

Ava: Raxus, truth or dare?

Raxus: Truth!

Ava: What is your worst fear?

Alex: I know!!!

Isabelle: When did you get here?

Lucy: Oh boy, another one.

Alex: Hello. 

Raxus: My worst fear... is unspeakable.

Alex: It's not that bad.

Raxus: I dare not say the name.

Ava: What is it?

Raxus: (shivers)

Alex: He's scared of twinkies.

Raxus: DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!!

Levy: Um... why twinkies?

Raxus: They're despicable. Just spongy eclairs with no chocolate... it is worse then McDonalds!!!

Lucy: Let's move on. I'll go since Raxus is crazy. Alicia, who's your favorite Fairy Tail character?

Alicia: It's Happy.

Happy: Yay!

Erza: Where have all the boys gone? 

Lucy: Gajeel, Natsu, Gray, and Jellal say they're not going to participate right now. They'll come in later.

Alex: Raxus, the twinkie is coming to get you!

Raxus: AAAAARGGHH!!!!!!

Isabelle: That's just sad. Hey, I just had an idea! Since it's just us girls and two idiots, we should have a prank call round!

Levy: That would be fun!

Juvia: Juvia agrees.

Macleay: Sure! Who wants to go first?

Ava: I want to!

Isabelle: Fine. But you have to call Gray.

Ava: Sure. (dials in number and puts it on speaker phone)

Gray: Who's this?

Ava: Um, 99.5 The Wolf, the radio station! Congratulations, you just won a gift card to... eBay!

Gray: Really? Cool.

Ava: Yep, we're sending it to you now. If it doesn't arrive in the next five minutes, call this number and use the keyword "one large pepperoni" and we'll resend it immediately! (tells him a number)

Gray: 'Kay, bye.

Ava: Bye. (hangs up)

Erza: What number was that?

Ava: Domino's Pizza.

Everyone: (laughs) You pretty much just tricked him into accidentally buying pizza!

Ava: Okay, Erza, you do... Jet, from Levy's team.

Erza: (dials in number)

Jet: Hello, can I help you?

Erza: (in commanding, professional voice) This is Marcy Reid, head of the detective unit in the FBI. We know you were the one who blew up that orphanage this morning, killing dozens of innocent kids. We have your house surrounded, but if you decide to fight back, we're all very well camouflaged. Make any aggressive movements and we WILL converge.

Jet: (silence...) Um... this is joke or something, right?

Erza: Oh, we're completely serious. Turn in your weapons or we will bomb your house.

Jet: W-wait, I haven't done anything, I swear! (sounding panicked) I haven't blown up anything!!!

Erza: Converging in three... two...

Jet: Argh, W-wait, seriously- !!!

Erza: Yes, I know, we were just messing with you.

Jet: (sounding irritated) Okay, who is this?

Erza: Yes, this is the owner of KFC, sorry. Your chicken is ready though, and you owe me ten bucks.

Jet: WHAT?!!!

Erza: Oh, and we put the bomb where you told us too. Droy won't live to see the sunrise.

Jet: Huh?!!!!

Erza: (hangs up)

Lucy: That was a good one!

Alicia: Hysterical.

Isabelle: Can I go?

Alicia: I dare you to call Laxus.

Isabelle: (dials in number and waits) Hello, this is AMC theaters, we'd like to- 

Laxus: (sounding annoyed and bored) I'm gonna stop you right there. If this is another complaint about Natsu making his own popcorn in the theater, call Master Macarov instead. Any damage done by said popcorn popping you can bill the Master for.

Isabelle: But-

Laxus: I ain't in charge of the guild, and to be frank, the seats are so filthy when you look at them under a black light you need new ones anyway. And if there's a blue cat swimming in your popcorn machine again, I am fairly sure he doesn't have any fleas, and the popcorn won't be any riskier to eat then the food at McDonalds. Goodbye. (hangs up)

Isabelle: Well that was entertaining in itself. Okay, Levy, you go.

Levy: Okay, who should I do?

Mirajane: Gajeel!

Levy: Okay, here goes... (dials in number to her phone)

Gajeel: Do I even wanna know who this is?

Levy: Um... this is Clinton Refrigerator Co, is your refrigerator running?

Gajeel: Oh, great, I was expectin' a call back! Actually, the ice dispenser ain't workin', so if ya could come over tomorrow morning that would be great.

Levy: Um... sorry, we don't fix ice. We fix... spatulas.

Lucy: (stifles a giggle)

Gajeel: (says blankly) Spatulas...? But you're called Clinton Refrigerator  Co.

Levy: Um, yeah, well the guy who started the company was named Clinton. Clinton Refrigerator.

Gajeel: So his name was Mr. Refrigerator and he fixes spatulas.

Levy: Yes. Do you want to have a spatula fixed or not?

Gajeel: How do you fix a spatula?

Levy: With duct tape.

Gajeel: And people pay  you to do this?

Levy: Yes. It's a very difficult process that takes an entire thirty seconds to accomplish.

Gajeel: (says sarcastically) Wow. Bet you have to take shifts for workin' so hard.

Levy: It's very strenuous. 

Gajeel: Uh-huh. So you can't fix my fridge?

Levy: Unless it requires duct tape, nope, we won't be much help, I can assure you of that.

Gajeel: Then bye.

Levy: Wait!

Gajeel: What?

Levy: We know where you live, so don't even THINK about blowing us off. (hangs up) Okay, that didn't work very well.

Macleay: Nice improv though.

Isabelle: Wait, here come the boys!!! Hide your phones!!

Everyone: (stuffs their phones away as the boys walk up)

Natsu: Hey, what did we miss?!!!

Alex: EAT THE TWINKIE!!!!!

Raxus: MAKE ME!!! On second thought, please don't.

Gajeel: Do we wanna ask?

Lucy: Nope.

Ava: Hey, Gray, I have a dare for you.

Gray: What?

Ava: I dare you to dress up like Natsu!

Gray: What.

Natsu: Ha! At least you'll be wearing something for a change!!

Gray: What was that, Fire Freak?!

Natsu: You heard me, Ice Idiot! 

Macleay: Let's end now while we're all still living.

Isabelle: Agreed. Ava, Alicia, wanna say bye with us?

Isabelle, Ava, Alicia, & Macleay: Bye, readers!!!

Macleay: Potato Power Deactivate!!!