Macleay: Hi, Isabelle!

Isabelle: Hi, Macleay. Oh, wait, did I say hi? I meant DIE!!!! (Throws a book at her head) I read what you did!

Lucy: (in tired voice) Can't we just continue the game?

Isabelle: Fine. But I'd like to introduce a new person to the game. This is Ava.

Ava: Hi.

Gray: Is she sane?

Isabelle: It's the Internet. There are no people who are 100% sane. But I'll start today's match, with... Gajeel.

Gajeel: Dang it.

Isabelle: Truth or dare, Gajeel?

Gajeel: Dare.

Isabelle: Splendid! I dare you to tie Macleay to a nuclear bomb and launch her into the sky.

Macleay: WHAT??!!!

Gajeel: Sweet.

Raxus: Ha, Macleay, you're gonna be totally owned! This is gonna be so cool!

Isabelle: (to Gajeel) Oh, tie him to it too.

Raxus: WHAT?!!

Isabelle: YOU MADE ME EAT A DEAD FISH!!!! I was in the hospital for days!

Raxus: I think I left my oven on.

Macleay: Um, I think I left his oven on too.

Isabelle: Your oven can't save you now!

Ava: Wait... You made her eat a dead fish?

Raxus: Eh. It's not my fault she has a sensitive stomach.

Isabelle: (growls) If you weren't dead before....

Raxus: Hey, Ava, you're her friend, right? So whadda you say to giving me a hand, sweetheart?

Ava: (punches his lights out) 😈 No.

Isabelle: Good job. Now tie them up, Gajeel.

Gajeel: Gihi, sure.

Macleay: Erza, save me!!

Isabelle: Erza isn't here today. 

Gajeel: (ties Macleay and Raxus to a rocket and launches them into space) Done. Lucy, truth or dare?

Lucy: Um, dare I guess.

Gajeel: Dare you to lick a frozen glass and sing twinkle twinkle little star.

Lucy: I'm about to look really stupid.

Happy: About to...?

Lucy: Shut up, cat!!! (gets frozen glass and sticks her tongue to it, singing)

Happy: Natsu, can I use your phone to videotape this?

Isabelle: No cameras or flash photography inside the game. Thank you.

Gray: What? You just made that up.

Isabelle: Your point...?

Natsu: Yeah, shut up, Frosty!

Gray: You wanna go, Fire Face?

Natsu: ( bangs fists together) Oh, yeah!

Lucy: Done! Okay, Ava, truth or dare?

Ava: Dare.

Lucy: Um... I think Gray's hair is on fire, so I dare you to hook a hose up to Juvia and extinguish him.

Ava: Sure. (hooks hose up to Juvia) Sorry, Juvia.

Gray: Argh, Natsu-- (sploosh)

Natsu: Heh, you were burned and  soaked in two seconds!

Gray: And you're about to be frozen and hospitalized!

Levy: I miss Erza.

Isabelle: Yeah. Ava, your turn.

Ava: Levy, truth or dare.

Levy: Maybe... Dare?

Ava: I dare you to use a stupid pick up line on someone. Maybe... Gajeel?

Isabelle: WHY.

Ava: Stupid pick up lines are funny.

Gajeel: I'm outta here. And Erza ain't here, so there's no way to stop me!

Mirajane: Satan Soul.

Gajeel: Okay, fine! I'll stay, I'll stay.

Levy: Fine. But this is stupid. 

Isabelle: We won't judge. But make it fast, or I'm gonna involuntarily show you the dead fish I ate the other day.

Raxus: Sensitive stomach.

Isabelle: Hold on, weren't you in space?

Raxus: What goes up must come down.

Lucy: Then where's Macleay?

Raxus: Hospital.

Isabelle: Sweet revenge.

Levy: Why aren't you in the hospital too?

Raxus: Cause I'm awesome. (Strikes a pose)

Gajeel: I can send him back into space if you want.

Isabelle: Nah.

Ava: Do the dare.

Levy: This means nothing. Gajeel, do you have a fever?

Gajeel: Uh... No. Why?

Levy: Becuase you're smoking hot. Happy, Ava?

Happy: No, I'm Happy.

Gajeel: That was really bad, shrimp.

Levy: That was the point. 

Raxus: I know some worse ones.

Ava: I bet you do.

Raxus: If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.

Ava: (karate kicks him in the gut)

Raxus: (chokes) I wasn't talking to you specifically! I'm just saying some.

Ava: Sorry.

Raxus: Here's another one- if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

Lucy: That one makes yours look good, Levy.

Levy: Can we just continue? 

Isabelle: I'm on the iPad. I have emojis. ☺️

Lucy: Should we care..?

Isabelle: No, but I can do this! 🐓

Gajeel: Whatever. Let's just continue.

Levy: Okay, Lucy, truth or dare?

Lucy: Truth.

Levy: Hm... I can never think of any good truths.

Lucy: Okay, dare then.

Levy: That's helpful. Okay, I dare you to down this bottle of pain killing medicine.

Lucy: What!?! But that stuff's disgusting!!

Levy: Hehe. It's grape flavored.

Lucy: That's way worse!

Levy: You have to drink it. That's the dare.

Lucy: Okay, fine! I'll  drink it, but I don't want to. ( takes bottle, unscrews the lid, and downs it)

Isabelle: That medicine in one tablespoon is absolutely disgusting. You are the devil, Levy.

Levy: I know.😈

Isabelle: Well, looks like we're outta time.

Macleay: ( runs up) I'm alive! And I won't let you close without me!

Isabelle: Pushy, pushy. Well, bye, readers! Don't forget to vote, comment, and share. And we would really like some more truth or dare ideas from you.

Macleay: Yep! So Potato Power Deactivate!

Isabelle, Macleay, and Ava: Bye!!!!!!!!!!